Tag Archives: ALTBRO or ALTBAG

ALT or BRO?

By Carles | March 3, 2009

ALT or BRO is a new HRO gimmick where readers must decided if the male person pictured is a BRO or an ALT. While we have seen many AltBros, there is a polarizing presence between true bros and true alts. Altbro is synergy, but there are many bros who are not alts, and [...]

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POPULAR TWEEN BAND or A GROUP OF POKEMONE RUNAWAYS?

By Carles | February 15, 2009

After the success of AltBro vs AltBag, Carles continues to push the limits of HIPSTER RUNOFF by asking relevant, thought-provoking questions. In this edition, he asks if this group of tweens is a POPULAR TWEEN BAND (like the alternative Jonas Brothers from Southern Cali) or A Group of Bitter Pokemones who ran away from [...]

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PUNKS or POKEMONES?

By Carles | February 4, 2009

After the success of the HRO Gimmick altbro or altbag, HRO has continued to crossbrand this game/gimmick. In today’s edition, we are asked to guess whether the Mexicalts pictured are PUNKS or POKEMONES. For a better definition of the pokemones sensation of tween bisexuality, read this old post.

[Photo via SBATVC]
Please justify ur answer [...]

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Transitioning from AltBro to Altbag

By Carles | December 21, 2008

[Photo by cobrasnake]
There is a space which exists between altbro and altbag. Your altbro tendencies are prevalent, but you begin to implement the mature personal branding tools of an altbag.
You have ditched your altbro cap.
You have grown out your altbag nappy beard.
You only wear the Am Appy shirts that represent ‘a new era’ in [...]

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