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An ode to alternative women.

This picture made me think about how important alternative women are.

[Photo by Yap Snaps]
Would I still be the same person if alternative QTs had some sort of skin-eating disorder/disease? What if the tug economy dried up? What if there were no entrylevelaltgrls/altbaguettes to have late nite conversations with? Would I still be [...]

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What Music Will Sound Like/Music Videos Will Look like in 2k8

[HIGHLY TUGGABLE BARELY LEGAL ALTS {circa age 15}]
<3 alt broads rolling around on the floor like sexie beached whales <3
Question from a concerned HRO reader:
What is the female equivalent of an ‘alt bro’? u knothe kind that wear amapp headbands n carry round alomography camera to all the hella dp’s they r invitedto?

Should I [...]

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Which 1 Turns U on more?

Pictures that feature skinnie alt broads
-OR-
Pictures that feature skinnie alt broads getting their munch on.
BE CONFIDENT IN URSELF.DON’T WORRY ABT UR WEIGHT.TRUE FRIENDS LOVE U 4 WHO U R, NOT WHAT U LOOK LIKE.DON’T B AFRAID 2 B URSELF.BIG BEAUTIFUL WOMEN ARE HUMANS, TOO.Look at urself naked in front of the mirror for at least [...]

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I <3 Classy Alternative Broads

Party Pix are critical in capturing every vital moment of the night. Party pix aren’t just about posing for the camera in fabricated tragically alt/earnestly alt poses in your red flannel toga or gashed leggings. Party pix capture real life, like when these alternative broads had 2 take a leak.BFFs piss [...]

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