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Is it easier to be an altBro or an altGirl?

Photo via thefriendattack

I think that it is harder to be a ‘girl’ than it is to be a ‘bro.’ Especially in the alternative world. I feel like this girl is ‘very brave’ to wade across this sea of altbros, being moved around by the spirit of electro. I am not sure if [...]

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I am an Uncertain Bro.

Styleshark

All my life, I’ve been told what not 2 do.
No smoking.

No ghosts.

No running.

No fun.

No kidz allowed.

These days, I don’t even know who I am any more. I’ve been told what not 2 do, but I don’t actually know know TO DO. I don’t know how 2 create my own happiness. [...]

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Feeling sad that altbros got violent at the G20 Summit protests

Meme hijack via SeanAhern

Heard that there was some sort of economic and global rights summit for all of the world’s most important leaders in the world to ‘talk about important stuff’, kinda like when tweens have a sleepover. Apparently, there were ‘protesters’ who wanted these leaders to know that ’shit was fucked’, so they [...]

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Where have all the altbros gone?

A lot of ppl tell me, “Carles–where have all the AltBros gone? Did they starve after the great Sparks drought of 2k9? Or were they lost while fighting in the electro war? Or was there some sort of Hotel Browanda type of genocide going on?” Seeing a few bros who are pretty alt [...]

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