[Photo via thecobrasnake]
I remember in 2k8, every other post was about ‘altbros’ or whatever that ghey blog calls them. It’s kinda weird how altbros are dying due to a multitude of factors:
the death of electro
the death of neon
the rise of AnCo
the rise of conceptual-core music
realizing that their personal brand will ensure that they die [...]
Name That Unidentified Puddle is a new HRO gimmick where ur supposed to name the unidentified puddle lurking underneath the pictured indie-core bro.
[Photo by Pregnant Goldfish]
The puddle is probably
a) pee
b) period
c) Sparks
d) coffee
e) PBR
f) 5- Hour Energy
g) Coke Zero
h) Gatorade
i) Sinus drippage
j) miscarriage sauce
k) Love Juice (Moulinex Remix)
l) Chik Fil A dipping sauce
m) Grey [...]
In order to update the global alternative census, we must continue to take an inventory of alternative humans and alternative accessories.
In this picture there are
___ altbros
___ pairs of sunglasses
___ tuggable alt skanks
___ mainstream bros
___ festival bros
___ unique caps
___ unique hats
___ pairs of leggings
___ ‘music loverz’
___ unique alts
___ mainstream alts
___ non-white alts
___ neon apparel
___ striped apparel
___ [...]
I was looking at pictures of australia on the cobrasnaker, and I think it is safe to conclude that Australia has the highest rate of AltBros Per Capita in the entire solar system.
In the future, I wonder if altBros will stop wearing shirts?
‘Girls will be entry level until they have tugged off an altbro who [...]
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