Tag Archives: Alternative Nudity

Following up on the XX broad from Halloween.

By Carles | November 5, 2009

Carles has received tons of feedback after posting a picture of this broad dressed as ‘an X’/’the XX’ for Halloween. She seems free spirited and enigmatic, the kind of woman who you’d love to ‘own as a sexual object’ but potentially ‘take her home to meet your mother.’ So many bros have sent [...]

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Would my life be more meaningful if I went on a naked bike ride with a herd of alts while we carried an alt celeb in a plastic bubble?

By Carles | October 21, 2009

Photos by Mark Lore via Sgum

I was recently in attendance at a naked bike ride for a Flaming Lips video shoot. I am the type of bro who ‘likes a ton of attention’ so I figured I would ride my fixed gear with my johnson flappin around while starring in a music video that [...]

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Should I feel embarrassed that my bro only wears shuttershades necklaces [via in public]?

By Carles | July 13, 2009

Photo by the cobrasnake

What would u do if ur bro started 2 chill around town bare naked, except for a kute lil shuttershades necklace?
a) have an ‘intervention’ with him about his personal branding choices
b) take him on an am Appy shopping spree
c) take him to JC Penny’s so he can buy a chill bro blazer
d) [...]

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I feel ‘insanely confused’ by this creature.

By Carles | June 28, 2009

Photo by lastnightsparty

I am not sure what sort of ‘bro’ this is, or if this is some sort of creature from an alternative underworld. I am ‘insanely confused’ by this creature’s anatomy–unable to tell what the creature is ‘all about.’ From what I can tell, this creature is made up of the [...]

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