Tag Archives: Alternative Wedding Humor

White People Must go to Extremes to make a Life Event ’seem meaningful.’

Life is very hard for most white people, because they are ’so ordinary.’ Their expectations of ‘how things should feel’ are constructed by watching 80s, 90s, and 00s cinema. Mainly movies like bromances, romantic comedies, comedies, and miscellaneous ‘bad ass movies.’ They just need life to ’seem like a movie’ or something. [...]

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My Meaningful Alternative Wedding

My alternative wedding will be meaningful.
Our alternative love will last forever [via digital photographs //converted into HIGHLY BLGGBLE internet memes]
This is authentic alternative love.

Our wardrobe will be custom tailored [remixed] thrift store clothes.
I will invite all of my alternative friends to my wedding. It will be awkward because my wife/husband and I will invite [...]

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I love 2 play piano & fingerbang bald pussies

It’s nice to see that LASTNIGHTSPARTIE expanded into wedding photography in a recent photoset. However, it didn’t really seem like the kind of wedding that you could invite your conservative aunt and uncle to, because there were still B00Bz and FNGRBNGNG pictures.
I heard getting buzzed and taking FNGNRBNGNG pictures is the new ‘getting buzzed [...]

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We Are Looking Forward to Our Alternative Wedding

Drunk Creepster Headband Gaze + Girl Who Prematurely Invested in a Tattoo Sleeve and now must engineer her personal look to mix today’s fashion trends with her tats from the last decade = True Love?
Sometimes, it’s easy to understand why your parents don’t respect your ’serious relationships.’
[Image by Last Night's DankFest]

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