Tag Archives: altinos

Who is more authentically alt: The Jonas Brothers or a Wild Pack of Latin Americalts?

I saw this picture of the Jonas Brothers in Venezuela with a Group of Latin AmericAlts (who are closely related to Mexicalts). The picture sorta ‘made my head explode’ since there were so many consumer alt trends being implemented/utilized in this picture.
Swoopy Bangs.
Plaid. Stripes. V-necks.
Sunglasses.
Scarves.
Jeans of every colour/texture/style.
Lil jackets.
Remnants of the electro era mixed [...]

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The Crowning Achievement of Mexicalts/Altinos

When I think of MexicAlts, I think of a lost group of peoples. I think of a group of minority alternatives who have trouble analyzing the modern tools of personal branding. I think of a brown skinned man who has not stepped in the sun in years, with his eyes torn out, standing [...]

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Part of the Altino Nvr Dies

I am an altino. My personal brand has been constructed from a murky adolescence. I had no admirable male figure in my life, leading me to who I am today. My life is a series of symbols [via tat + jacket patch] which I don’t completely understand. I am not sure [...]

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All I ever wanted was a MexicAlt With a Progressive Pokemon Haircut

Whenever I see a MexiAlt, it makes me wish I lived a simple life. A life where I only watched MTV, listened to power pop/weirdo mainstream FallOutBoy type of stuff with electrobeats, and I was on myspace on my sidekick 68% of the day. I could settle down with a keut Mexicalt girl with [...]

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