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M.I.A. exploits the death of Amy Winehouse by releasing MP3 abt her death

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27 by _M_I_A_
M.I.A. is a crazy rapper lady who is basically as coherent as the crazy lady who lived down the street while you were growing up. Fortunately for her career, she came along at a time when 'being a crazy lady' was 'cool' and she is basically still yelling the same nonsense, but no1 really is that in2 her any more. Amy Winehouse recently died, and now M.I.A. is all like 'hey i'll ride that press wave and release a new mp3 and claim that I was rlly in2 Amy Winehouse.' Have no idea if they are friends or something, but since MIA is addicted 2 headlines, we can only assume the worst abt her human nature.

Oh M.I.A... what will she do next? She's obvi just in it 4 the blog headlines. Anyways, the 'controversial terrorist-wave' rapper released some new mp3 called "27" that is abt Amy Winehouse or something. Apparently a bunch of 'brilliant but troubled' ppl die at the age of 27.

Kurt Cobain. Jimi Hendrix. Janis Joplin. Jim Morrison. Corey Haim. I forgot who else but probably other ppl who were 'influential' died at 27.

I am already 27 years old, and I am basically dead on the inside bc I work at a lamestream desk job.

Anyways she claims that she already wrote the song a long time ago... but I would like 2 imagine her writing bleepy bloops in GarageBand, then rapping over them last night, just to try to get this MP3 out while the 'death buzz' was still fresh.

Do u believe her?
Is MIA exploiting Amy Winehouse's death?
Is this the worst mp3 of 2k11?
Was this song a b-side 4 a reason?
Does this song effing blow?
R u gonna die at age 27 bc ur a brilliant artist?
R u afraid 2 die?

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AMY BB? SAY IT AIN'T SO... ur rlly in heaven now?

BB.... no...

U once sang a song abt how u didn't want 2 go to rehab but maybe u shoulda. Honestly, I was once a COMPLETE JUNKIE and was addicted to meth, eventually losing all of my teeth, then I went to this dentist in Mexaco and he put silver teeth in my mouth and I looked all uggo and ppl called me metal mouth. Eventually I DID go 2 rehab, and I got my life back together, eventually undergoing a series of experimental dental surgeries where I got new, beautaful pearly whites :-D

It is a SHAME that Amy Winehouse died. I honestly feel really bad bc she was only 27 years old. I wish I was still that young bc she honestly has her whole life ahead of her. Not only was she talented, but she ALSO had a BANGIN BOD that surely WILL NEVER be forgotten.

Trust me, sugar... if I had that body, I'd stay alive til I was 100 just so I could rock my effing bikini.

Its a real shame she never conquered her demons. The truth abt my life is that my demons are USUALLY made by the Frito Lay company. Cheetos. Fritos. Doritos. Sour Cream N Onny. Cheddar N Sour Cream. BBQ... This 50 pack that they put in the break room at my office will honestly be my downfall..

It is HONESTLY really, really sad when ANY1 dies. even when u read the obituaries and u see these old ppl and ur like 'What if that is me 1 day?' But then u wonder if u will ever have a husband and kids who will be NAMEDROPPED in ur obituary. I wish i could be famous so that ppl would remember me, but honestly the only person who will probably notice I am gone is the girl who works at the Chili's to go counter. She is sweet bc she always know that i want EXTRA ranch. :-)

What can I say? Ranch has ALWAYS been my fave salad dressing.

That's whats sad abt Amy's death. She'll never get to experience joy again. She DEFANATELY had her demons, tho... so she is at rest. It is sorta like the time my exBF set fire to our apartment instead of breaking up with me, and he faked his death. Even tho we were VERY unhappy and our lovelife had gone out the window bc he hadn't touched me in months and was sleeping on the couch instead of next to me, it was just a way to put that life to rest. It was resting in peace. Eventually he started working as a delivery boy at the Domino's I always order from, so it was DEFANTAELY weird when he showed up to deliver my 5-5-5 deal, bread bowl, Cinnastixx and wings! I thought I had seen a ghost! But all was forgiven when he gave me my yummy Dominos. :-)


So whether or not Amy Winehouse is a ghost now is another argument for another day. YES i do believe that ghosts exist, and NOT just bc of that show on A&E where celebs talk about their encownters with ghosts. I think that if Amy Winehouse IS a ghost, she is DEFANATELY a friendly 1. No, not as friendly as Casper, but a really fun girl ghost who is always there to go out to grab a cocktail with you at Happy Hour, or split the last monzy stick with u at Sonic/Denny's. For those of u who say she is NOT a ghost, u must not realize the true truth and beauty that she brought 2 our beautaful, beautaful world.

But as for me, I am going to RAISE MY GLASS of Schmirnoff WATERMELON vodka 2 her. (I don't always buy the fancy stuff, but it was on sale and I needed something to take my mind off Amy)

At the end of the day, we will MISS Amy, whether or not she is in ghost heaven or haunting our Earth as a ghost. I hope she is HAPPY now, and has ESCAPED from the pain that haunts me.

Honestly, ghost or not, she was still a person and WE WILL NEVER FORGET HER.

I have a feeling that this isn't the last we'll be hearing from Amy Winehouse... and not just because she might be a ghost, but because of the legacy of her unique musical talents and contribution to the world.

U will ALWAYS look good, bb...

Always.

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I hope i never die. I am honestly really scared of dying. Do u think it is just like sleeping 4evr?

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