Sometime I miss the college environment–it makes me sad to be a grown up and know that the ‘best four years of my life’ are behind me since I will never participate in a social experiment like ‘college’ ever again. U can have a meaningful college experience at any 4-year college that u attend, except if it is a ‘commuter school’ while u live with ur parents/a community college. University is the last time that you can really ‘experiment’ with ur personal brand while you are still technically a ‘child’ so you can still do ‘zany stuff to get attention’ without seeming like an ass hole who ‘needs 2 grow the fuck up.’ That’s why it is important for parents to send their kids to college–not to learn a functional skill, but so that they will have 4 chill years where they got to exist in the last meaningful social context of their lives’. Sorta wish I could have been in this video so I could have sent it to my parents to ‘let them know that I am happy, and having good, clean fun. Totes making the most of my college experience.’

It seems like we all just want to ‘find ourselves’ and ‘find a core group of friends.’ We all want to ‘create something beautiful’ and ‘make the world smile. It’s kinda weird how this ‘viral video’ managed to make the entire world happy. Kinda intense how the power of pop music enabled this group of university students to ‘make something beautiful.’ Sorta wish I had become more involved on my university campus instead of ‘getting fired from my job as a College Radio Station DJ.’ Feel like if I had gone to this University in the radical part of Canada (Quebec), then maybe I would have found more ppl like me to remind me that ‘life is worth living.’ I feel like I would have become involved if there was some sort of ‘viral video makin club.’

Wish I could go back to college, get ‘buzzed in a meaningful kind of way’ with a group of people who are living the same life as u and who all still believe that they will ‘go on to do great things.’ There is still ‘hope’ in a college student. 50% of the people shown in this video believe that being a part of this video is a ‘worthy of being included on their resume.’ If I had the opportunity to star in this video, I wonder if I would have ‘looked natural’ or if I would be ‘overwhelmed by the opportunity of viral internet fame’ causing me to choke and miss my queue.

Just want to be part of a relevant meme that is ‘remembered forever.’

I feel sad when I watch the news, and they have a segment where they ‘report on internet memes.’
I wonder if being a newscaster is still a ‘respectable profession.’ It seems like ’stupid people who need a false sense of importance/fame’ would want to be a newscaster. Feel sad for local news ppl and off-peak hour 24 hour news bros. I feel like they are trying to hard to be some sort of ‘voice of humanity.’

I feel sad when my parents/aunt forward a viral video to you 2-56 weeks ‘after it was relevant’, and their sense of delight in the opportunity to share makes u feel ashamed of ur position on the front lines of modern internet culture. It makes me want to stop paying my youtube bill so that I won’t watch so much web junk.

Feel sad when elaborate viral videos that were made for the ’spirit of togetherness’ ultimately just drive iTunes sales.

Really bummed out. Seems like I am such a spectator and I am not doing anything to make more memes that inspire the world. Even if I made art/memes, it doesn’t even matter since people would just watch them, link them, then forget about me. I want to make something that lasts forever. What if the internet stops working? Will books + film be ‘back’? Just wish I could be in college again, making viral vids with the Communications Students and trying to ‘find the right thing 2 say’ to that girl who u thought was ‘keut’ in the video.

I gotta feelin
that 2 nites gonna be a meme
that 2nitez gonna be a meme
that 2nites gonna be a real good meem

Previous Uplifting Viral Meme that Ultimately Made Me Sad

http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/07/white-people-must-go-to-extremes-to-make-a-life-event-seem-meaningful.html

In this video, there are 2 people ‘getting married.’ I think that when people get married, they attempt to showcase their life to the large gathering of extended-family and acquaintances. This is their opportunity to ‘once and for all’ tell you that their life will be better than yours, because they will be sharing it with some one beautiful, funny, smart, and some who just ‘knows how 2 enjoy life.’ Think that this moment is supposed to tell people sitting in the church that ‘life is beautiful’ and that this group of friends is ‘incredibly meaningful.’ Instead of conforming to the ‘traditional standards’ of a wedding procedure, these people want to make things seem ’spontaneous’ or something. They want spectators to feel ‘joy’/'jealousy’ about these two people uniting.

Sorta wish I had a core group of middle aged friends who would do this for me. Seems like all u can really want out of life is to ‘perform’ one ‘great moment’ in front of a room of old people who are clapping along to some ‘hip hop song.’ Can’t believe they picked a Chris Brown song after he ‘beat the shit’ out of his girlfriend and ate her arm. Maybe they should have selected a song by a white artist, but that might not have been ‘upbeat’ enough.

I feel scared of ‘getting married’ because of the process of ‘having a wedding.’ Seems like some sort of event for your ‘extended family’ to reunite at, or something. Not sure if my group of friends ‘care’ enough to do something ‘meaningful’ that would make all of the ’spectators who just came to my wedding for a free meal/hopes of an open bar’ view my life as ‘awesome.’ Weddings seem like they are ‘for ass holes’ or something. Aren’t they ‘expensive’? Seems fiscally irresponsible to have ‘a huge wedding’ unless you aren’t marrying some middle-class person who is just like u, and u ‘hit the jackpot’ by marrying a ‘rich significant other whose parents want them to have a meaningful wedding to show off how much money they have.’

Sorta just hope that my wedding presents an opportunity to film an organic viral meme.
Might start a blog about ‘things that average white people think are meaningful’/a documentation of ‘white ppls struggle’ and how ‘we’ as white ppl have had more hardships (psychologically) than most other races + ethnic groups.

R yall gonna get married, and what will u do at ur wedding 2 make sure that ppl know that u ‘get’ why life is ‘beautiful’?
If u r a white reader, do u ever wish u could pull a ‘reverse Michael Jackson’?

Previous Wedding/Marriage Coverage
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/11/my-meaningful-alternative-wedding.html
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/02/we-are-looking-forward-to-our-alternative-wedding.html