HIPSTER RUNOFF

Ryan Gosling is an indie actor who is also trying to 'make it' as an indie musician, winning the respect of the blogosphere and having a fruitful, Arcade-Fire-esque career where his music is valued based on its artistic merit, not because he is a famous actor and people like what he does because he is handsome. Anyways, he seems to have gone to some private petting zoo / high end exotic animal hunting range to brainstorm relevant indie band names. It seems like a lot of successful indie bands are named after animals.

Which 1 of these indie band names sounds the best/most alt?

Penguin Bird

Lazy Sloth

Porky Pine

Elephant Bro

Bald Eagle

Llama

Rhino Gosling

Do u think Ryan Gosling can ever become a successful indie star?
Should he rename his indie band to sound more like some sort of weird animal name?
Do u have any good animal-based obscure indie band names?
Will his music ever be taken seriously?
Is Ryan Gosling the 'most handsome man' in indie?
Did yall cry at the end of "The Notebook"/"Blue Valentine"?

Ryan Gosling

Alternative Celebrity

Ryan Gosling is an indie actor that girls swoon over who also has some indie band called Dead Man's Bones.

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Just saw this picture of Chloe Sevigny at some event called "Tara Subkoff's Fall-Winter 2011 Imitation runway show." I am not really familiar with the fashion world, but from what I understand, when u attend a fashion show u have 2 look fashionable, yet not as 'loud/meaningful' as what ur going 2 see. Unfortunately, Chloe Sevigny seems to have worn some sort of polar bear fur coat. Seems kinda unchill. I am not sure if Polar Bears are going extinct bc the ice caps are melting via global warming, or if they are migrating south to eat bamboo and [EVOLVE] in2 Panda Bears, but u can't be wearing polar bear fur...

But on the other hand, maybe fur is kinda alt because ppl who want to 'save the animals' [via PETA] are a lil bit too unchill because they always hand u flyers with a bunch of graphic pix of dead animals and they kill the vibe.

Here she is with Robyn and the guy in the turban from Wes Anderson movies.

Here is some 'commonfolk' coming up to her and treating her like a goddess/alternative royalty or something.

Have yall ever met Chloe Sevigny?
Did u have 2 bow at her feet?
Did her career 'peak' a long time ago, or has she been granted alternative tenure due 2 her contributions 2 the alternative community?
Do u think it is unchill that she wore polar bear fur?
Have yall ever hunted polar bear, converted it in2 a coat as a diy arts and craft project, and then sold it on ur Etsy store?

Chloe Sevigny

Alternative Celebrity, Alternative Entrepreneur

Chloe Sevigny is an alternative actress and model. She is famous for 'being alt hot' and giving Vincent Gallo a BJ on camera.

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