HIPSTER RUNOFF

Twinks or Lezbos is a new HRO gimmick where the readers must decide if the couple pictured is a twinkCouple or a Tegan&Sara Lesbian Couple. Twinks and Lezbos is an experimental byproduct of the popular HRO gimmick AltBro vs AltBag.

[Photo by Icanteachuhow2doit]

Please justify your response:
For Example: 'they are lezbos bc the look like hardXcore Tegan and Sara.'
or 'They are twinks cuz they are lil and look like hardXcore Tegan and Sara.'
or 'Carles this is a trick question. They are pokemones.'

<3 androgynalts <3

XX BONUS AUDIO EQUIPMENT TATTOO XX

I am still searching for the world's most authentic audio equipment tattoo.

• Tat Boombox http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/08/monitoring-audio-equipment-tattoos.html
• Headphone tatty http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/08/i-am-dj-which-tattoo-would-enhance-my.html
• Turn table tatthttp://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/06/i-lovehate-my-dj.html
• I posted this audio equipment tattoo b4 TRV$ AM almost died. http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/08/p0st-m0re-audio-equipment-tattos.html

Does ink make u m0re or less 'real'?
Am I a coward if I am afraid of putting a symbol on my body that will represent my personal brand forever? Does that mean I am not 'living in the moment' enough? Does that mean I don't have any pride in the cultural movement in which I am embedded?
Scared of forever. Not good at relationships. :-(

[Photo by thcbrnsnks]
I never realized the drummer for the hit band that created hit songs like "all da small thangs", "dammit (yall)", and "What's my Zany Age Again?" has a BOOMBOX TATTOO on his tummy. People love getting audio equipment tats. I think it proves that they are genuine music fans. A lot of people think 'reading music blogs' makes them authentic music fans, but until u get an audio equipment tat, u don't truly luv music.

I don't think his boombox is as loud as this tat boombox. But some people don't like boomboxes and just get headphone tattoos. Some people with headphone tattoos also get turn table tattoos. Has n e 1 seen an iPod tattoo, or are people afraid to get those since they change them every 6 months? I guess we'll have to settle for people getting APPLE logo tattoos.

(What other logos should this bro get to represent his personal brand? Mountain Dew? Hot Pockets? Halo 4? )

N e ways...What's the deal with Travis Barker? He gets to 'remix' a bunch of songs by drumming over them. I think that if he lived in Blogville, he would be executed in public because that's what happens to teen-electro remixers who just put electronic drumbeats over mp3s and call them 'remixes.'

Do u remember the days when Blink182 was able to jump on the bursting Boy Band bubble and give mainstreamers a product that helped them distance themselves from taking boybands seriously?

'say it aint s0,
I will n0t g0,
turn the lytes off,
carry me h0me.'
-HIPSTER RUNOFF, 2k8

U might remember the DJ with the headphone tatty or the broad with the turn tables tatty OR EVEN the bro with the boombox tat... however, I think this bro's soundsystem is probably able to have the awesome-est partie. I know a lot of party promotes require soundsystems with deep bass in order to throw a successful dance party.

I think this bro's personal b00mb0x probably has just enough 'OOMPH' to make sure you can hear every decibel of a banger. Hopefully that stereo system can handle [HIGH QUALITY] mp3s, and not just 'krappy mp3s that krappie mp3 blogs post.'

Speaking of tatties....
Should I get a swarm of butterflies flying up my hip? Would it make me overtly ghey or just 'kinda bi'?
[NOT SAFE FOR WORK IF THEY DON'T ALLOW U TO WEAR AA UNDIES]


XX BONUS QT WITH A DOUBLEHEADBAND XX
Double headbands: the new way to separate yourself from female entry level alts wearing AA headbands for the first time?

HEADBANDX2:Big in 2k9?

[Photos via ICanTeachUHowToDoIT]