HIPSTER RUNOFF

If there's two things that I LOVE, it is CHRISTMAS and COOKIES. If there's three things that i LOVE LOVE LOVE it is Avril Lavigne, Christmas, and Cookies....

What happens when u put them all together?

You get Avril Lavigne making YUMMY Christmas cookies! Ugh bb! Why didn't u invite me? I love LOVE LOVE making cookies. Honestly, it is fun to bake, and it gets me on my feet. I love following the directions on the back of the Betty Crocker box, working hard to make something that makes my tummy smile. Sometimes I accidentally eat all the dough before I put it in the oven. :-( My ex got mad at me bc he told me to make cookies for his holiday potluck but then I ate them all and he dumped me, but HEY make ur own cookies a-hole!

Look! A lil snowman! It probably tastes better than a real snowman because snow is just ice. Maybe one year God will make it rain snow cones!

Avril is AMAZING! How does she eat so many cookies but keep that BANGIN bod?

I wanna eat vegan cookies because they are good for u but at the same time they probably don't taste as yummy as regular cookies.

Christmas is fun because u get to eat as many as u want because there is a New Year coming up and you will lose the weight next year... Well... i hope so... I honestly need to start taht list and hit the gym soon.

Let's make cookies 2gether, bb!

Avril BB! U an ur hubby look like u BELONG 2GETHER. Ur both totally punk hipsters!

I need to add a little bit of pizzazz to my outfits to be more hipstery! They seem to be ALL THE RAGE. I wanna get ur pants, Avril BB! They look like a TOTALLY FUNKY american flag. Hehe. U have an AMAZING BOD and an AMAZING LOOK. I wanna be U! My exBF honestly never went shopping with me. He'd just stay at home and work on his rap career, but then he downloaded a bunch of free software onto my Dell laptop and it got contaminated with viruses. So much for McAffee antivirus :-( #liars

Ur BF looks like a boat captain! 1 time I went on a boat, but I ended up sinking it bc I was too hefty and I broke a hole in the boat. It was emberressing, and they didn't throw me a life jacket. Fortunately, my hefty layers of fat helped keep me bouyant and I eventually reached shore ~4 days later. It was TERRIBLE and my skin has never been the same! I;ve retained s0 much water weight :-( I need to start going to Zumba again.

Avril! I hope ur happy now! U deserve it!

Hayley Williams who? #TeamAvril!

Avril BB! When did u get s000 totally funkie? I DEFANATELY need a makeover, but I am waiting to lose a little bit more weight before i actually INVEST in some funky new hipster clothes.

Avril is truly a flawless goddess. She NEVER makes anything complicated, and is true 2 herself. I need to get some sexi fishnets. One time my ex bought me fishnets to try to revive our failed lovelife. Unfortunately, he actually brought fishnets, like from fishing at sea beacuse my legs and thighs are so massive. Eventually, I just got tangled in the nets, and he left me outside in a public park. I got super dehydrated and turned all white, and ppl thought I was a beached beluga whale.

Avril is SEXIE and HOT. I hope she is still dating Brodie Jenner.

I need a makeover! I wanna get more into hipster looks! Have u heard Foster the Ppl? So catchy!

Avril is gonna be here 4evr!

Avril BB! What r u thinking? Ur in2 girls now?

Hell, I'm in2 u and i totally love love love ur AMAZING bikini bod. I am DAFENATELY not wearing a swimsuit anytime soon until I hire a hospice nurse 2 come bathe me after i noticed some fungi growing in my fat folds. Needless to say, it is not easy 2 scrub ur entire body when u can't reach it. imilarly, there are not many cute swimsuits in my size.

Avril is HOT and truly a free, independent woman!

What a firm a$$!

Yay! Lets float 2gthr, bb! U can use me as a raft!

Avril is a true hottie Mc Hotterton!

Her songs are amazing and so is her bod! Hit me up if u wanna hit the pool at my apt complex, bb!

Gwen Stefanwho? #TeamAvril!

i REALLY need a new look...

Avril looks like a rocknroll hipster hottie on the red carpet. I love her FUCK tattoo underneath her armpit bc that is how i feel sometimes, 2. The worl just gets the best of u, and all u can say is 'EFF.' Car insurance. Rent payment. Dumb boss. It defanately sux. But at the same time that is what makes life beautaful (except i really need to hit the gym)

Ive been an Avvy fan since the begining, and I truely believe she will be the queeen of pop again 1 day soon.

I NEED A HIPSTER MAKEOVER!

Kelly Osbourne who? #TeamAvril

I love love love looooove Avril Lavigne, and for my money, she is the #1 indie rocker of all time!

This song about SMILE is a song I wish I could feel because I had a man in my life. Honestly I am afraid to smile because remember when Heath Ledger played The Joker in the Dark Knight and he told the story about how his dad wanted him to smile, so he gashed open his cheeks? Well, that happened with my ex. I don't want to talk about it.

Avril LOOKS GOOD and has a HOT, PETITE body. I wish I could be as SPORTY SEXIE PUNK as her! Maybe I'll experiment with some funky new threads from Hot Topic (PENDING: If they have my size) and stop just buying stretchy clothes at WalMart.

I really need 2 find some1 who makes me smile.... SOON

I WANT A PINK GUITAR!

Avril BB! I lovelovelove the hair! I was thinking of putting some streaks of pink or purple into my hair, too, but I am afriad my boss will be a TOTAL DICK about it. #buzzkill

U r a hipster fashion icon. Aviator glasses LOOK GOOD. I once dated a guy in the air force who was a total hunk and a good guy, but his plane was shot down. It turns out that he only PRETENDED to be dead and had his entire family stage a funeral and lie to me just because he was afraid to break up with me. #asshole

He was a good guy, though.

KEEP BEING U, AVRIL! Ur a hipster hottie and NO1 can mess with u. #TeamAvril
Ur voice is AMAZING and u r the orignal Lady Gaga.

Look at Avril, bb! Be careful! I am such a wimp that i could NEVER get a tattoo... but at the same time I'd LOVE to get a tattoo on my ankle, wrist, or maybe my lower back. Maybe a dolphin or something like that....

Avril looks TOTALLY HIPSTER in her glasses and her hair looks FUNKY AS HELL #real_Talk

I could REALLY use a makeover... I haven't been on a date in so long that I need to try something. People don't even reach out to me on eHarmony, which is disappointing because I paid so much for the annual fee... Avril LOOKS GOOD and is simply THE BEST

#Sk8rBoi
#Complicated
#Hipster_Hotties

Avril Lavigne is always gonna be one of my faves because her song "Complicated" got me thru a REALLY tough time in my life after a bad breakup where her song described EXACTLY what I was going thru.

She has a new album Goodbye Lullaby, and Kim Kardashian came to her album release partie! They both look GOOD. I wish I could have a lot of elements of both of their bodies... #jealous

Look at Brody Jenner, Avril's BF looking SPICY and HOT and HUNKY. Ugh I will NEVER date a man as handsome as him, but I can dream.... hey! Keep it clean! #pervs

I've been super into Brody since 'The Hills.' LC was CRAZY to let him go.

BB I <3 ur hair. I am REALLY gonna go to my salon and ask for a makeover this weekend. Well... Maybe after I pay my car insurance, cable bill, and credit card bill #sadbuttrue

Avril! Proud of u, bb! Keep releasing great music, bb! Good luck with Brody, BB!

#TeamAvril
#sk8rboi