Are u into trendy alt foreign fashion trends? It seems like Am Appy is trying to kill the Palestinian scarf, and instead are moving East... Far East, into AZN markets. Apparently it is now totally alt and relevant 2 be a Chinese rice harvested. U have to wear a huge conical hat 2 keep the sun out of ur eyes. That's why Am Appy is starting 2 sell this AZN RICE HARVESTING HAT. Sorta just want 2 mimic the vibes of poor AZN rice farmers.
A traditional Asian "Rice Hat" originating in East and Southeast Asia, a stylish accessory that has throughout history been used to shield from the sun and rain.
Are these the new hot summer fashion?
Are 'baseball caps' no longer relevant except with dads who wear cargo shorts?
Is Am Appy 'being racist' against AZNs or are they just finding foreign influence in our evolving fashionsphere?
Sorta just wanna vibe out on my relevant rice paddy space with a QT hottie. This broad knows what is up.
Many blogs are being all like 'Am Appy is racist and sexist and Dov Charney is a pig!' But it seems like a really chill fashion 2 me. I am definitely going 2 be wearing 1 of these hats at Lollapalooza 2 keep my skin from getting sun cancer.
This bro is riding chillwaves in his paddy, too.
Has Am Appy crossed the line?
Are they providing commentary on AZNs who are trapped harvesting rice 4evr?
R u gonna buy 1 of these rice hats?
Will Unchill AZN Bro be spotted in a rice hat?
Is this 'effing racist'?
Should they start selling 'Mexican Sombreros'?
What is the next big hat trend?
Taylor Swift went on some tour and vlogged abt her trip 2 Asia even though I thought only white ppl from Middle America who shop at Walmart like her... but I guess there are Walmarts in China, so I don't have a problem with good music reaching the masses... even if the masses currently reside in the Far East. ^_^
U gotta give props 2 Taylor 4 all of her success... She writes her own songs, and is a beautiful young woman. Why did Jake Gyllenhaal break up with her? He musta still been brokebacking!
<3 #TeamTayTay
Lookin good, bb... But I kinda like u JuSt ThE wAy U R <3 <3 [via non-AZN]
Hope ur AZN tour went well, bb!
Good luck with those AZN markets... but u might need to write more songs about valor and honor and good business practices 2 appeal 2 AZNs.
Steve Aoki is a LosAngeles-based DJ who is known for 'tearing shit up', 'bringing it hard', 'crushing it', 'killing it', and 'riding banger waves' each and every time he plays. He has transitioned from being 'just a DJ' to turning into an international lifestyle brand. It seems like he is 'a big deal' in Asia because AZNs want to be from America, but they are stuck on miscellaneous island countries wearing shutter shades and voting 4 Manny Pacquiao/Yao Ming 4 President of Asia.
Anyways, in this video u can see footage from Steve Abroki's Asian Tour, and he is basically 'treated like a God' when he goes there. Not sure why he ever even leaves. It seems like he brought his 'white woman' with him to let all of the Asian girls know that the most successful AZN men prefer to date outside of their race instead of conforming + generating a new AZN kid.
Feel like this whole video is just about Steve being tossed around everywhere, treated like a 'high-roller', every AZN looking at him him like he is the Dolly Llama or something, coming 2 heal them/give them a lot of money + good fortune.
Sorta wish I could be Steve Bro. Seems like DJs really get to 'live an amazing life.'
Maybe I could be 'big in Japan/Bangcocks/Malayasia/Singapoor/etc.'
Jealous of Steve.
Seems like he gets to 'crush it' all around the world.
His brand means something 2 a lot of ppl. Rlly jeal.
Wish I could be Lord_of_the_AZNs.
Do u know who Mexicans consider 2 be their God?
does Steve Aoki 'resonate' more with 2nd/3rd world fans than with American fans?
Do u wish u were a pioneer of the Los Angeles electro scene?
Is Steve Aoki 'the AZN Beatles'?
From what I understand, Steve Aoki has a huge following in many AZN countries. They basically see him as some sort of electro deity because most AZNs believe in multiple Gods, so they are more willing to turn a bro into a God if he makes them happy / inspires some sort of 'pandemonium' whenever he leaves the city. From what I understand, the popular boxer Manny Pacquaio is also in the process of converting into an AZN God.
Anyways, this electro raver seems 'mad dedicated' to Steven Aoki. She plastered his name all over her 'chest'. At first I was like 'Is that a tattoo?' but then it kinda started fading away.
Seems like Steve Aoki is the 'one man Beatles' of Asia.
Do yall think Steve Aoki is one of the most famous international AZNs in the world? Does he deserve to be a G-d or is that blasphemous?
Really feels like they believe he can turn water in2 Grey Goose.
Should I get a Aoki bag in 2k10?
Do yall <3 Steve Aoki?
Do u <3 'raver tits'?
Can Asians have blue eyes? Or are those contacts?
Do u <3 AZNs?
Do u wish u lived in a country where Steven Aoki had 'god status'?
The slutwave is an exciting new genre of music featuring artists such as Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Ke$ha, and even Rihanna. They are all basically trying to wear the least amnt of clothes/make the sexiest dry humping/blowjob dances possible while still appealing 2 tweens and Christian Middle America. It seems like these airline flight attendants are trying to 'calm down' their customers who are abt to fly in2 the air by dancing around to some slutwave music by Lady Gaga and Katy Perry. They are giving the customers safety instructions in case of an emergency, but at the same time, they are making it interesting, engaging consumers by making them 'a lil bit erect'.
They dance around, shaking their perfect AZN booties 2 "Just Dance", a 1990s hit by Larry Gaga and "California Gurlz--We <3 2 give BJs" by Katy Perry. So exciting, so modern. Really helped me be 'less afraid 2 die' in a huge airplane crash. Started 'carrying on' my own parachute bc I have a fear of flying :-(
Are yall afraid of dying in a plane crash?
Do yall h8 when they tell u how not 2 die when ur plane is abt to crash?
Do u think u will ever end up in a water evacuation?
Just wish I could be a flight attendant who 'goes viral' by offering a unique customer service
Just want a job where I have the ability to show off my 'talents' + personality that exist beyond my 'boring ass job.'
Want to be part of a brand that encourages
Will the airline industry continue to 'bleed money' unless they jazz up in-flight entertainment with topless dancers + mobile bath houses?
What is the most authentic airline experience? Jet Blue? GoGo in-flight internet? Southwest Airlines? Virgin Consumer Space Flights?
Do yall wish these flight attendants 'stripped naked' and let every1 'motorboat' them 2 go viral?
What is it about the flight attendant personal brand that is 'so sexie'?
Do they just seem like 'easy women' with no sense of home who just want to 'make love' to business travelers?
