Tag Archives: AZNs

AZN + Michael Cera = True Love?

I saw this movie, PAPER HEART, and I think it is supposed to be a ‘documentary’ about an AZN who ‘isn’t very pretty, but has a good heart.’ She doesn’t believe in love, and she doesn’t even believe in indie-love [via Garden State]. She travels around the USA, talking to ’smart people’ and [...]

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Steve Aoki sings song to an azn crowd in a Foreign Eastern Land

I remember I blggd about Steven Aoki singing vocals on some BloodyBeetroots song a while ago, and always wondered how it would be performed live. Fortunately, Stevebro sang the song [via banger karaoke] on his Far Eastern Tour.

I feel like they always saw different parts of the world are several years behind American culture. [...]

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I feel confused about Woody Allen directing the Curb Your Enthusiasm movie.

Yall. I saw the preview for the new movie with the CurbYallsEnthusiasm guy, and I feel really confused. Why did they need to bring Woody Allen on board? I feel like the Larry David comedy formula was just fine as it is. Even though Woody Allen has branded himself as ‘being [...]

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The Saddest AZN alive [My Sexual Encounter with the Hipster Grifter]

This is a blog post about the popular meme The Hipster Grifter.

There once was an AZN from Utah
Who had dreams of moving to the city
breaking free of her oppressive (and possibly sexually abusive) Mormon parents who adopted her
and working for a relevant entertainment/media company (via Vice Magazine)
and most importantly ‘fucking a lot of dudes’ who [...]

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