HIPSTER RUNOFF

Have been reading a lot about M.I.A. She had a baby. All these blogs are reporting all of these falsehoods about her kid. Think that's unfair. He's just some lil kid. We shouldn't treat him like he is some news meme that needs to be excessively blogged about.

But srsly. Does n e 1 know M.I.A.'s cell phone number so u can text her and ask her 'what the deal' is? Does the baby have a bloggably zany name? Does her baby's name have some sort of reference to a James Joyce book Do yall know if her baby is available 4 remixing? Is it tyte if u can put her baby's name on a party flyer? What is her baby's opinion on bloghouse?

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H8 when blogs report fake news. Wish there was some website that was a fact checking/anti-plagarism source so that no1 could write fake stories just to get hits. Wish the paparazzi realized that we're all humans and not just newsbits+memes.

M.I.A.

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Yall. I was reading a mainstream pop culture blog, and I saw that one of M.I.A.'s friends messed things up for her by posting a pic of her baby before M.I.A. sold the baby photos to Pitchfork Magazine for $500 and 10 guest passes to Pitchfork Media festival.

h8 our modern world where snark bloggers 'get vulnerable'/cruel and post pix of the kids of ppl. Wish they'd leave the kids out of it.

I know whenever some1 alt has a baby, u can't help but wonder what type of Alt the baby is going 2 b.

What type of Alt will M.I.A. Jr. be?
a) altbro
b) altbag
c) altbaguette
d) just a bro
e) mainstreamer
f) pokemone
g) mexicalt
h) blipster
i) guidocore technobro
j) baby with links to terrorism
k) raver bro
l) Max Fischer kind of bro
m) Christian Bale audio meme
n) Keut Alt AZN
o) some bro who reads HRO
p) a blogger
q) gonna go to design school / liberal arts prep school in 17 years
r) mainstreamer alt who watches a lot of BRAVO
s) Ironic Coffee Shop Employee Alt
t) Pizza Alt
u) Choose.Your.Own.Response

Congrats, MIA! We were the first blog to blog about your song "Paper Planes"!
Glad the Grammys helped make u+ur baby a meme worth blogging about for all mainstreamers and alts.
We finally did it. We finally have a Prince to the Alt Throne.

M.I.A.

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M.I.A. is known for thinking that the American government is out 2 get her.

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Yall. I know a lot of yall guys and gals wear leggings. However, after M.I.A.'s monumental 'performance while pregnant', we can't help but wonder if the leggings aesthetic will forever be associated with Pregnant People. I know that before 2k8, pregnant people usually just work 'some baggy jogging pants' or maybe some other 'comfy pants' with 'a drawstring.' However, I think leggings are the future of Stylish Pregnant Women, yall.

I wonder what M.I.A. is craving. Hopefully it's some zany combination of sweet & sour foods. Do pregnant women really crave stuff, or are they just using the excuse of 'having a baby' to eat whatever they want?

(Hope those shoes provide enuff ankle support with her added weight. I'd recommend some New Balances.)

Is the free-spirited-est mom the one who performs at a Sponsored Alternative Party while her child is still inside of her? Is this unborn child the youngest being to ever be [PARTY PIC-ED]?

[Photos by Kyle Dean Reinford Photography]

Blogging about all of these females makes me wonder why I blog about them. Whether it's Uffie, Alice Glass, or M.I.A., I am not very into their music, and I don't really know how to evaluate whether or not they are talented. All I can really do is talk about 'how they look.' Is that alright, yall? Am I a 'sexist' who think that a woman's place is 'in the electro equivalent of the kitchen'?

Does n e 1 know who 2 contact to offer M.I.A. between $10-$20 for the [EXCLUSIVE] rights to her baby photos?

M.I.A.

Buzzband, Alternative Celebrity

M.I.A. is known for thinking that the American government is out 2 get her.

Lists: rappers, indie songstresses, annoying ppl, 2k10 buzzbands

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