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A Day in the Life of Jared Leto

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It's not easy being Jared. Being the frontman of the most important band in the world has some perks. The Grade A models that you get to bang. Unlimited coconut water in my green room. Driving sweet vintage cars that fit with my personal brand. But that's not everything.

It's not easy being Jared. Yes, I know how to pleasure beautiful women unlike any other man can pleasure a woman, but sexual existence is only a small part of who I am, what I do, and how my art exists in the world.

Try living my life in my shoes for a day. I guarantee you wouldn't make it out alive. I have one of the most beautiful minds in the world. It is so beautiful, complex, and deep that it would paralyze most commoners. The way that I see beauty, art, the bullshittiness of society is unlike any human before me.

It's really not easy being Jared.

My name is Jared Leto. Viva La Effing Bam, bitches. I can JACKASS in my dreams [via Inception].

I hate being beautiful. Ass hole photographers all want a piece of me. They want to capture my soul [via photography].

You can't contain me. You cannot capture me. I do not exist in photographs. The representation of me is abstract as the horizon lines move towards the infinite abyss, no longer representing the surreality of my metachemical and metaphysical presences as time, space, architecture, and neuroscience processes your psychological output of the being of my existence. Time shall end, as will my body, cremated and ashes spread across the globe from a Stealth bomber, but as the ash rains down upon this world, we shall know that Jared Leto never existed, but at the same time, Jared Leto was everything that ever existed.

It's not easy being Jared Letbro.

You see me. You see some one beautiful. Some one alternative. You don't understand.

It's not easy being Jared Leto.

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Jared Leto is an alternative actor, and the lead singer of the band 30 Seconds to Mars.

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Bam Margera has meltdown on local news abt Ryan Dunn's death.

Bam Margera was a member of the Jackass crew who got his own spinoff show, similar to Dr. Frasier Crane after Cheers. Anyways, one Jackass bro named Ryan Dunn died in a car crash, and every1 is really milking the meme bc those bros didn't really care abt preserving their own lives' and now 1 of them finally died, so every1 wants 2 see how they handle it. Bam Margera seems 2 have had a breakdown on a local news channel.

The emotional response seems reasonable, but u always feel bad for anything 'real' that is presented in the context of 'local news.'

Sorta feel bad 4 Ryan Dunn bro 2 go out like that... Seems like his vibes were hella harshed...

At least the local news bros talked abt the incident with serious faces.

I wonder if this is the 'breaking point' of the Jackass franchise. All of those bros seem like they might be on 'the wrong side of Gen X', so maybe they just did 'the ultimate Jackass clip that no1 was filming.'

Do u wish u were famous 4 sticking a toy car up ur anus?

What kind of ppl watch Viva La Bam?
Is Jackass 4 Middle Americans who can only consume 'sensationally lame' content?
What is ur 'opinion' on The Death of Ryan Dunn?
Will Wee Man be the next 2 die?
Is Jackass 'alt'?
Can Johnny Knoxville launch a serious acting career?

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