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Just hanging out in my parents’ garage–dancing 2 Crystal Castles [AnonyAltBro]

kinda bored. decided 2 make a random video. put my mom’s black panty hose over my face and make it seem ‘more conceptual.’ I decided to pick a poppy, upbeat song by the Crystal Castles that would make it EZ 2 dance 2. I’m a pretty artistic bro, so I just [...]

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How would u murder an altBro?

[Photo by lastnitesparty]
Did u know that at least 80% of people surveyed a cross the universe indicated that they would murder some1 if they got the chance 2 ‘get away with it’? Kinda makes me wonder how I would kill an altBro if I wanted 2 commit ‘the perfect crime.’
My murder would be [...]

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When I go out with my core group of friends, we unintentionally look like a popular indie band

[Photo by StyleScout]It’s important to always remember that the people you hang out with are sometimes a better representation of ‘YOU’ than you are. Whether you are in a herd of altBros, or in a situation where you are only seen in public with your long-term-Alt-significant-other, being with people who look as interesting & [...]

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