HIPSTER RUNOFF

[Photo by The Sarty]
Sometimes I wish I could be a blipster so I could wear a lot more 'street wear'/'gimmicky products' without looking like a complete ALTBRO-who-is-trying-too-hard. Just wanna wear video game t-shirts that I purchased from my local Hot Topic/videoGameStore. Just wanna create lego accessories. H8 that this bro can 'pull off' his semi-quirky look, but m0st people would just look kinda like 'zany-core' fggts if they wore this.

What is the most authentic video game thingy?
a) Super Mario
b) Mario 2 (only in America)
c) Mario 3
d) Super Mario Land
e) Mario Teaches Typing
f) Dr. Mario
g) Mario 64
h) Paper Mario
i) Super Mario Kart (authentic one)
j) Mario Kart 64
k) Mario Tennis
l) Mario Gold
m) Mario Party
n) prefer Wario products
o) prefer Luigi products
j) The Mario Brothers movie starring Dennis Hopper as Bowser
k) Mario FGGT
l) violent games that never end which u can play on the internet with people u don't know
m) Choose.Your.Own.Response

XX BONUS ALT'S BEST FRIEND XX
Should I get my dog an altBro bandana?

[Photo by GlamCanyon]

Do you know (James) [Mr. Bad Media Karma]?
He's a myspacer worth blogging about.
Visit his myspace here.

Myspace Photo Caption: "RAW"

Hoodie Chillin'

Purple Bandana

Chillin in Paul Frank Underwear and a scarf.

James is into architecture and design. He says:

I Love Architecture. The thought of building a structure MYSELF is amazing. Im into Modern architecture, and would love to design a building of shape, and forms, and colors. this is definately a major i was designed for. I see myself going very far in life. My creativness will definately shine. so watch out.
The thought of Interior Designing sends a vibe of excitment through my body. I definatly have to say that Interior Designing and Architecture are my life. Once again, my mind is filled with creativness, and it waiting to explode in California. I am SO EXCITED!

VNeckin' it.

Has Urban Outfitters mass produced 'Kanye Glasses' yet?

Don't forget to send James a friend request!
http://www.myspace.com/jec876

Richie♥Kannibal is a myspace sensation worth blogging about.

http://www.myspace.com/holly_boy

Working the bandana, sporting some frosted bangs.

Richie says:

As simple as u see this face, this name, my style : Memorize it ! Mr.Richie Kannibal is the new kid in the block and is ready to stay; it kid in town and just 17 years old; Yep you can say I’m the Fucking Star I’m Sorry That’s Hell 4 u. You all have heard all around town about this kid, ‘everywhere “Richie” put a feet he is the show’. [Look out your window my sunshine's all around]. So when you see me coming you better back down. I may be young but I’m not stupid, I’m not a quitter; sorry its not my fault that you all wear a uniform so you wont be ignored. If you talk shit, I won’t even pay attention. Your words and actions are only a desperate act for attention, instead I let myself be known for my maturity, personality and heart. Remember haters: Karma's A Bitch!. All those rumors only make me Stronger, Mature, Intelligent, Incomparable and more well-known. I am not a super human I am a … simple teenager but Unique at the same time I make my style u don't have to label me. I just want 2 live like is the last day in my life [Just have fun and smile]. I love to make new friends and just be my self around then, One of my hobbies is to party till 5am with them. I am now in my last year of high school; I want to study Fashion Design, and keep modeling to follow in growing in the world of the fashion. I can be your best friend and your worst enemy...So don’t mess with ‘Richie. One adjective you should all have to learn -h u m b le- don’t know what it means? It means stepping off other people's life and minding your own business, not bragging, because one thing is for sure today you're spitting all over my name, but tomorrow you will scream it.

Richie is serious about a drama-free life. Sporting the brass knuckles.

A fresh take on the traditional hoodie.

Sporting his crew.

Gettin his Hello Kitty on.

Don't forget to send him a Friend Request. He's not a band. Just a myspace worth blogging about.
http://www.myspace.com/holly_boy

BEARD BANDANA

Made by Art in the Age of Mechanical Reproduction.

Official product description:

Beard-Bandana Scarf. We suggest wearing this while you rob a bank, then they'll all be looking for a man with a beard, not you. Perfect for your friend who can't grow facial hair and seriously funny on anyone who already has a big beard. A win-win kerchief.

Why wear a traditional red bandana around your neck when you could get some real attention by wearing the BEARD BANDANA? We're not sure if it would be useful for scene stars who leave a bandana hanging out of their back pocket.

Buy it here.
[Found at Swiss Miss]

Speaking of bandana commentary:
"If there's one way I don't want to die, it is definitely having my brains eaten by a retarded bandana-clad hipster zombie wearing a happy birthday tablecloth and a backwards hat with chili peppers on it." -BLUE STATES LOSE @ Gawker

[Photo at LightNightsParty.com]