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I'll see you guys in internet heaven, along with all of your friends who died prematurely, but still have active myspaces where people leave comments like "I miss you so much right now" and "wish u weren't dead, bro" or "what r u doin this weekend? u in town?"
God Bless.
Love always,
Carles
I know the DJ set was full of bangers, but next year things might be different.
@Cobrobro
Can you even mention 2007 and BANGERS without mentioning PJ the Viking? His style of banging is incredibly serious, leaving your speakers maxed out and your self-concept in Bangville.
[MP3]
PJ the Viking Mace to the Face
PJ's Myspace
http://www.myspace.com/pjtheviking
Name: I WILL SHANK YOU FOR A PENNY
Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/iwillshankyouforapenny
Is he a myspacer worth blogging about?: No.
How did u find out about him? He got palmsouted, then infiltrated a few more blogs.
Why r u blogging about him? His stuff is overtly BANGIN.
Is he seriously a DJ? He looks kinda like my little brother. NO. Here is a picture of him DJing. It's his default myspace pic.
What BANGER HYPERBOLE would u use to describe his sound? I WILL SHANK YOU FOR A PENNY takes you for a mandatory ride in the BANGBUS, then tells you that 'you are property of the mother fucking BANG BUS' as he throws you out on the curb.
[MP3]
I Will Shank You For a Penny ON & ON
Download more MP3s at PalmsOut. There's about 5 more over there.
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His heart beat is a banger.
HE WILL SHANK U 4 A PENNY
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
That's the sound a certified BANGER makes, and the way a BANGER makes your insides feel. While Bangers were memorable in 2007, and some DJs, producers, and record labels really banked on the BANG economy, it's tough to predict the future of the BANGER.
If 2007 was the year of the BANGER, then 2008 is the year of the ______?
Check out this song by Justice. They're French, and they might be one of those 'we're pretending to be brothers' bands, but I've only read information on them in French, so I can't tell. Much of their image draws from the iconography of the Cross. I couldn't find any pictures of them, or any youtube videos of their live sets, but this is basically what I gather from their image:
"Waters of Nazareth" is so BANGING that it would loosen the nails from the hands and feet of Jesus, free him from the Cross, and enable him to fulfill his lifelong dream of outsourcing his startup IT firm to BANGalore.
