HIPSTER RUNOFF » Bangers http://www.hipsterrunoff.com A Blog by Carles. Sun, 21 Mar 2010 18:30:01 +0000 en hourly 1 What Music Will Sound Like After Bangers Officially Die http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/04/what-music-will-sound-like-after-bangers-officially-die.html http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/04/what-music-will-sound-like-after-bangers-officially-die.html#comments Thu, 17 Apr 2008 07:20:00 +0000 Carles http://altville.wordpress.com/2008/04/17/what-music-will-sound-like-after-bangers-officially-die/

I’ll see you guys in internet heaven, along with all of your friends who died prematurely, but still have active myspaces where people leave comments like “I miss you so much right now” and “wish u weren’t dead, bro” or “what r u doin this weekend? u in town?”

God Bless.

Love always,
Carles

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I know the DJ set was full of , but next year things might be different.
@Cobrobro

]]> http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2007/12/cheer-up.html/feed 8 Day 3 of 5: Bangers–More Bang for your Buck in 2007 http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2007/11/day-3-of-5-bangers-more-bang-for-your-buck-in-2007.html http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2007/11/day-3-of-5-bangers-more-bang-for-your-buck-in-2007.html#comments Sun, 25 Nov 2007 05:17:00 +0000 Carles http://altville.wordpress.com/2007/11/25/day-3-of-5-bangers-more-bang-for-your-buck-in-2007/ Can you even mention 2007 and without mentioning ? His style of banging is incredibly serious, leaving your speakers maxed out and your self-concept in Bangville.

[MP3]
Mace to the Face

PJ’s Myspace
http://www.myspace.com/pjtheviking

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Name:
Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/iwillshankyouforapenny
Is he a myspacer worth blogging about?: No.
How did u find out about him? He got palmsouted, then infiltrated a few more blogs.
Why r u blogging about him? His stuff is overtly BANGIN.
Is he seriously a DJ? He looks kinda like my little brother. NO. Here is a picture of him DJing. It’s his default myspace pic.

What BANGER HYPERBOLE would u use to describe his sound? takes you for a mandatory ride in the BANGBUS, then tells you that ‘you are property of the mother fucking BANG BUS’ as he throws you out on the curb.

[MP3]
ON & ON

Download more MP3s at PalmsOut. There’s about 5 more over there.

[[[[[[BONUS PIC]]]]]]]
His heart beat is a banger.

HE WILL SHANK U 4 A PENNY

]]> http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2007/11/2007-the-year-of-the-banger-day-2-well-never-forget-bangers.html/feed 3 2007: The Year of the Banger — 5 Days of BANGERS: Day 1 http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2007/11/2007-the-year-of-the-banger-5-days-of-bangers-day-1.html http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2007/11/2007-the-year-of-the-banger-5-days-of-bangers-day-1.html#comments Thu, 22 Nov 2007 18:40:00 +0000 Carles http://altville.wordpress.com/2007/11/22/2007-the-year-of-the-banger-5-days-of-bangers-day-1/ BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
That’s the sound a certified BANGER makes, and the way a BANGER makes your insides feel. While were memorable in 2007, and some DJs, producers, and record labels really banked on the BANG economy, it’s tough to predict the future of the BANGER.

If 2007 was the year of the BANGER, then 2008 is the year of the ______?

Check out this song by . They’re French, and they might be one of those ‘we’re pretending to be brothers’ bands, but I’ve only read information on them in French, so I can’t tell. Much of their image draws from the iconography of the Cross. I couldn’t find any pictures of them, or any youtube videos of their live sets, but this is basically what I gather from their image:

“Waters of Nazareth” is so BANGING that it would loosen the nails from the hands and feet of Jesus, free him from the Cross, and enable him to fulfill his lifelong dream of outsourcing his startup IT firm to .

[MP3]
Waters of Nazareth

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