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Benji Madden

In the future, DJ duos will FUCK YOU, then EAT YOU. Tue, 2008-09-09 23:41 | by Carles


[Photo by ThisIsAnother]
Every1 can agree--the best DJs in the world come in pairs. It's too difficult for 1 man to pick a 'hella ridonk' playlist on his own, and use modern technology to keep 'the partie going.' Fortunately, the girl from the blog Perez Hilton and the dough boy from Linking Parks found a way 2 make it 'worth ur while' to make ur way out from the suburbs on Saturday nights.

Even when bands have a DJ set, there's usually only 2 bandmembers who perform the task.
3 DJ teams are kinda awkward.
4 person DJ teams are pretty ghey
5+ DJ teams = 'u need to chill out and start doing things on ur own'

I think about what sort of things DJ duos like Justice, 2ManyDJs, the Soulwaxes, Cut Copy DJbros, the Teenagers DJ set, the Rapture (Live DJs), and even your local douchebag DJs who 'started their own meaningful weekly partie' could do to make it worth consumers' while to see their show. I can't think of a better gimmick than the FUCK+GETTING CONSUMED ALIVE model.

<3 tugging [via sex] <3
<3 getting gobbled by darkAltMainstream dough boys <3

BUT SRSLY...which Madden Brother is fingerbanging a better grl?

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Benji Madden and Kathy Griffin canoodling!
by The UlTiMaTe LAmEsTrEaMeR on May 5, 2011


I lovelovelove Kathy Griffin's HILARIOUS COMEDY... She is a REAL WOMAN and truly understands me. She TELLS IT HOW IT IS and isn't afraid to RIP celebs apart... i LOL at her when I watch Bravo all the time (Loves the Hosuewives)

Here she is canoodling with EDGY HOT rocker Benji Madden... who is TOTALLY HOT and SEXI. I love Good Charlotte's ROCK N ROLL music :-)

He looks REAL GOOD. I actually used to ahve a BF who looks like him bc he had sleeve tats and used to be fat and lost a lot of weight but I still had a lot of weight so we broke up and he started dating this biker chick. I was jeal and I actually bought a motorcycle for a week, but my butt was too big and ppl would honk and laugh at me. It was humiliating.

Kathy Griffin and Benji deserve 2 be HAPPY

Joel Who? Nicole Richie who? #TeamKathyandBenj!

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