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ALTBRO or ALTBAG? [Butt Edition]

AltBro or AltBag is a game where I post a picture of an alternative male, and the HRO readers must decide if it is an altbro or an altbag.

Please justify your response.
For example: "He is an altbag because _______."
or "he is an altbro bc _________."

The first 100 responses will receive an all-expenses paid trip to Chili's in Suburbia, USA.

[Photo by takeovertokyo]

American Apparel Finds the best bottom / butt / ass in the world.


The popular ass "boom boom" from Santo Domingo has won American Apparel's best bottom competition. She will soon be flown to Los Angeles, home of the Am Appy HQ business campus, where she will participate in an exclusive photo shoot. Do yall think she deserved to win, or is her ass 'overrated'?

Is this the greatest marketing experiment in the history of gimmick internet marketing utilizing soft porn?
Is Am Appy 'revolutionary' or are they exploiting women?

These are the top 5 butts:

#1 boom boom from Santo Domingo

#2  Maria from Austin

#3  Mira from Chicago

#4  Stepho from Los Angeles

#5  DONK from Van City

Do yall think that the correct ass won?
Do the top 10 butts deserve more than a goodie bag worth $300?
Is Am Appy the future of marketing?
Should they have a 'wet tshirt contest' as their next voting gimmick?
Maybe something abt the perfect alternative breasts?
R u turned on or disgusted?