HIPSTER RUNOFF

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I am not sure how to feel about seeing Beth Ditto upskirt pictures. I feel like upskirt pictures are usually taken of 'hella hot mainstream celebrities cunts' and they are usually taken from a high angle getting out of a limo or luxury sedan. It feels weird to see this alt celeb getting out of a conversion van. Not even really sure if she is 'alternative.' Not even sure if we are supposed to take female artists seriously. Amywinehouselittlebootslilyallenfeistjewelsherylcrowadeleduffy. Not even really sure what I should be looking 4. Maybe 'it's a girl thing.'

I feel confused when I blog about Beth Ditto. I think I have heard one song of hers that was a remix, but I feel like she is just sort of 'famous' for 'being hefty and not caring abt it' [via feminism]. I feel like she should take care of herself so that she doesn't teach young impressionable future lesbians to 'let themselves' go. I once read for every extra 10 lbs of fat ur body carries, u lose 1 year of ur life. Feel worried.

Does n e 1 know if black vans are the new Limousines? Do altCelebs prefer 2 chill in vans 2 be 'humble'? Should femalt celebs flash more upskirt?

Seems like a chill way 2 live, especially if u have a big family who like to chill in captains chairs and watch some TV. Might be more authentic than minivans. Feel sad about ppl who drive minivans.

I was recently looking at a website, and I saw on this website that a magazine that I had never heard of/actually read had a big, beautiful woman on the cover of it. After I googled her, I found out that Beth Ditto was some sort of think-piece feminist who is only fat to 'make people think about issues.' She is also apparently a talented singer, but her weight+progressiveness has kept her from becoming a pleasantly plump starlet like Kelly Clarkson, Adele, or Carnie Wilson.

n e ways. I think the magazine cover is 'kinda tuggable.' It makes me think about times that I am alone, and I have 'sexual desires' but no1 around me. I 'touch myself' until I 'cum.' Do yall ever look at magazines / internet pornography / ppl outside of ur window / old family foto albums with u 'pleasure urself'? Not sure what the 'best way of doing things' is, but it is still sometimes nice 2 tug urself off without the emotional commitment of some1 else.

I was wondering if it was authentic to 'masturbate' to pictures that are in magazines... or do yall just use the internet to 'find porn' and 'get off' to? I read in a blog that there are new internet porn sites that allow u 2 'stream video's kinda like youtube. is this just an internet rumor, or will I have to keep my Tyra magazine?

What is the 'unsexiest' place yall have ever came? In the bathroom of ur parents' house right after you finished bowel movementing? Life is so real sometimes, yall.

But SRSLY, yall--do yall know if magazines still have pages inside of them, or are they just trying to have 'interesting looking covers' so that websites blog about them? When u see a magazine that has a zany cover, r u 'compelled 2 buy it' or are u like 'glad I didn't buy it--just looked at it on the internet.'

Part of me feels kinda sad whenever I see a 'bloggable magazine cover' because newspapers+magazines are dying. I think it's kinda a metaphor when a blog mentions a magazine, or a celeb on a magazine cover. It makes me sad 2 think abt people grocery shopping and feeling like they have 2 buy a magazine in order 2 stay 'connected' to the world. Blogs and magazines are direct competitors, so they shouldn't help each other out.

'being on a magazine cover' used 2 be such a big deal, but now it feels like ur 'just another meme.' I would h8 being a meme, and start to feel less relevant as other posts continued 2 stack on top of u every day.

Just glad I have the internet to find out more about life/to find things to 'masturbate to.' Searching for a site that merges these 2 concepts in2 an easy 2 navigate interface which optimizes my time. Do yall know n e 1 good websites 4 this goal? (besides myspace/facebook/lookbook/ hro )

I was looking at this never-been-done-b4 expose on Women's Physical Self Image in Fabby Magazine, and I saw that people don't like the way AGYNESS and BETH DITTO look.
:-(

People don't like the way they look because
a) they are 2 fat
b) they look like boys (one little boy & one overweight guy who plays videogames and eats 5 Lean/Hot Pockets per day)
c) they are 2 skinny
d) they are 2 alt
e) 'real people' don't know who the hell they are
f) Gisele is rlly pretty. I wish I could be Tom 'the Alt QB' Brady
g) I just like big tittied women from the era when Playboy was synonymous with "porn." I am still in love with Pam Anderson, Jenna McCarthy, and Carmen Electra.
h) I have a dream of settling down and starting a family with an earnest female singer who plays her own instruments (Feist, Cat Power, Reggy Spekty, etc.)
i) I want to accidentally break Amy Winehouse while 'making whoopi' with her
j) I read on a message board that Beth Ditto
k) Albert Hammond Jr. makes Agyness Deyn wear possessive boyfriend jeans so that other bros & women think she is ugly/crazie
k)) Choose.Your.Own.Response