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Excited abt the new Wes Anderson movie about the NBA


I feel excited, because 2 of my favourite things are joining forces to make the best movie of all time: Wes Anderson and NBA basketball. This is a picture from the set in a scene where he is feeling aloof, and goes to an NBA game and 'feels nothing.' Apparently, Bill Murray stars as a down-on-his-luck bro who just got divorced from Margot Tenenbaum, and gets back from sea. He wants to rebuild his life, and get a decent paycheck playing in the NBA.

Eventually, Bill Murray must go through a series of whimsical conversations to get himself a tryout. He eventually makes the team, but then finds out that black men h8 old white men. He goes through adversity, gets dunked on by LeBron James, and eventually becomes a contributor and vocal team leader from the bench on a championship team. He also reunites with his estranged son.

I feel excited about this movie. I think it will help to 'humanize' our perception of professional athletes, instead of thinking of them as lucky/blessed / relevant / important 2 society / ass holes / spoiled / new money bros who buy tyte cars / etc.

Think that the tentative title of the film is HE GOT BBALL DIARIES.

EXCLUSIVE SHOTS FROM THE MOVIE
Bill sad after he doesn't make the team the first time

LeBron James dunks over Bill Murray in the all star game

Bill trying to be more into black culture and killing cops with a bro

Bill hanging out with team mascot

Bill banging a skank on the road... the perks of being an NBA player

Bill joins the army when the league shuts down 'for the war.'

Bill contemplating retirement after he blows out his knee

Bill inspires teammates

Bill's Dad is finally proud of him for making it/being rich & famous

Bill Murray after he gets an endorsement deal

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Is n e 1 else pumped abt this movie?
Looove Bill Murray. Sometimes I feel like he plays the same 'disconnected' character in every movie...but maybe that's a good thing. I have only seen his post-Rushmore stuff, so I don't even know if he is like a 'comedian.' I can't believe he was on SNL once... do yall think he made 'digital shorts' like that Jewish guy on SNL now?

Bill Murray

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Bill Murray is the frontman of the hit chillwave project Chill Murray.

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P0st M0re Life Aquatic Alts


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I have always wanted to be a part of something bigger than myself. Maybe this is because I wasn't involved on too many sports teams as a child, and lack a 'sense of belonging.' These days, I feel like I am searching for people who are pursuing the same goal as me at places like clubs, concerts, music festivals, and 24-hour non-national-chain coffee shops.

I want to be a member of something. I want to contribute 2 society/a limited sect of society.
I want to change the world. I want 2 b myself.
I want 2 wear a red beanie. I want 2 b in a Bill Murray film.
I want 2 win. I want 2 win the hearts of the common man. I want to be critically acclaimed.
I want 2 b blggd abt.
I want to become friends with my favourite film directors to give them ideas from my own life to turn into quirky-meaningful-core masterpieces.

R.I.P. Bill Murray

Watch a trailer for a Wes Anderson film that looks rlly Wes Andersonny
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Wes Anderson is a film director and writer who makes movies that are highly-stylized and whimsical. He is widely regarded as one of the leaders of the American Indie film movement with Zachary Braff, Paul Thomas Anderson, Bill Murray, and Michael Bay. Anyways, he made 'The Royal Tenenbaums' and 'Rushmore' and some movie about a train ride thru India and maybe some other movies that didn't do as well. He has some new movie called Moonrise Kingdom.

The movie seems to be about two quirky tweens who run away from home. Anderson seems to be 'completely effing obsessed' with childhood, eager 2 tell the world that in a way, we are all still children pretending 2 be adults in this crazy, cray world.

It has an 'all-star cast' of mnstrm celebs who wanna ride Bill Murray waves and get alt film notoriety by collabing with Wes Anderson.

Co-written with Roman Coppola and starring Bruce Willis, Edward Norton, Frances McDormand, Tilda Swinton, Bill Murray, Jason Schwartzman, Harvey Keitel, the story is set in Anderson-stylized 1960s New England, and follows a young boy and young girl who fall in love and run away together, turning their small town upside down in the process. Yes, it's reminiscent of much we've seen from Anderson, yet it feels alive and fresh, with a whole new world we're eager to explore.

U have to wonder if that young tween boy who plays the 'lead' in the film is the next Jason Schwartzman, ending up with a career where every1 expects him to play 'that quirky kid from that Wes Anderson film' then he just ends up acting in Wes Anderson films his entire life. :-(

R u gonna go see Moonrise Kingdom?

Does Wes Anderson 'still have it' or is he past his prime?
Does he need to make 'new kinds of movies'?
Is he telling the same story ovr and ovr again?
Does he want 2 be a child again?
Are the Coen Brothers and P.T. Anderson 'in a whole different stratosphere'?
Does this movie look 'good' or just 'quirkie and pointless'?
R u gonna go to the cinemaplex 2 see this, or do u only vibe 2 #3D_movies? #Avatars

Wes Anderson

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Wes Anderson is a popular indie filmmaker & director who directed the hit films Rushmore, The Life Aquatic, The Royal Tanenabombs, and Lost in Garden State.

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Bill Murray gets shitfaced and chills with random lamestreamers at a shit hole karaoke bar


Bill Murray is an indie actor who has starred in such films such as Ghostbusting Rushmore and Lost in Meatballs. Anyways, for some reason ppl think he is amazing because he will constantly go places where 'the common man' is chilling. He chilled out with some lamestreamers in a karaoke bar, and they were all like 'BILL EFFING MURRAY BITCHES' then they sent his pix to a blog just 2 prove how amazing their lives' are.

"About 15 minutes later we get a knock on the door... IT'S BILL F@#KING MURRAY! We were all shocked of course but at that point we were already pretty trashed so the party just kept going. He was super nice and they all fit right in. His girl was really cute, and as far as i remember, from Amsterdam. She sang a bunch of random French songs!
At some point he bought us all a round of some weird green drink and wouldn't tell us what it was. I later found out it was Chartreuse some French liqueur made by monks. Apparently you are supposed to sip it ... like an idiot I just shot it down.
The high point was when Bill and I sang a duet of an Elvis song called, "Marie's the Name." Random I know, but so was the night. We were all drinking and dancing and screaming our asses off.
We tried not to make him feel uncomfortable though of course later we all joked about picking the Ghostbusters theme. Amazingly, they stuck around the entire night, about 4 hours. As you can imagine it was all pretty surreal. Something I will never ever forget…Viva Bill Murray!"

Worried abt Bill... He looks mad shitfaced

Just jonesing on bitches

'Yes, I will take a photo of u with ur digicam so that this moment can last forever.'

Is Bill Murray 'trying 2 hard' 2 be alt?
Do u think that it is 'kewl' that he chills with 'the common man'?
Do u think he is just a sad, drunk old man?
Do u think u can hire Bill Murray 2 chill at ur birthday party, like a clown?
Is Bill Murray 'still relevant' or is his indie career 'in the tank'?

Bill Murray

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Bill Murray is the frontman of the hit chillwave project Chill Murray.

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Some entry-level artist paints Bill Murray+Wes Anderson mashup art


In the 2000s, the popular mainstream comedian Bill Murray 'rebranded himself' as an actor who starred in indie passion films. He basically 'cashed in' by looking at the camera and looking old + contemplative. Many entrylevelers who were into the Wes Anderson movie franchise were all like "Bill Murray is a genius" even though his vibe was sorta like "passing a kidney stone + being depressed."

Anyways, some artist made a bunch of paintings of Bill Murray playing different characters in Wes Anderson films. Doesn't seem very original/authentic. Just sorta shows that the artist can't 'break free' from the indie film aesthetic, and isn't inspired by anything real. Had 2 sort of go into a dream world.

U like Max Fisher?

U vibe out to Ben Stiller?

Does Bill Murray look like a 'hottie' with a despondent vagina that u need 2 teach a lesson?

Wonder if this woulda made Darjeeleang Unlimited a better movie.

Not sure if I respect this 'art.'
Feel like I'd rather make a viral meme blog about Nicolas Cage's career, and how he is a universal 'leading man' who can do anything he wants.

Is Nicolas Cage a better/more successful actor than Bill Murray?
Do yall h8 Wes Anderson inspired art?
Is this 'art' real 'art', or just paintings that are geared towards becoming internet memes?
Was Bill Murray's indie film phase 'overrated' or 'underrated'?
Do u ever look in the mirror and pretend u r a character in a Wes Anderson film?
Does this art mean that the entire spectrum of humanity is embodied in Wes Anderson films?
Do u ever have sex with ur partner and see Bill Murray's face?

Bill Murray

Actor, Alternative Celebrity

Bill Murray is the frontman of the hit chillwave project Chill Murray.

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Bill Murray gives up on being an indie actor, wears Ghostbusters costume


Bill Murray
Used to be a mnstrm comedy actor
but then decided to 'go indie'

starring in hit films like 'Rushmore'
'Royal Tananbombs'
'I'm getting lost in ur Translation'
and other second tier indie films
where he just had to act like an old-ass reflective man

Just saw this pic of Bill Murray
wearing a Ghostbusters outfit
Seems like maybe he is 'giving up' on the indie film genre
Saying 'that shit got hella lame'

Maybe he mastered the craft of 'acting in an indie movie'
Since he realized any1 can do it
U just look at the camera
and look like 'life is bleak, yet meaningful'
'In addition, I am quirky and existential.'

Michael Cera
Zach Braff
Zach Galiafinakis
Ellen Page
Steve Carrell
Any tween sensation trying to 'jumpstart' their careers
can be an indie actor

Feels like Chill Murray gave up
No more indie films
Gonna stick to Blockbuster films
make mad cash
instead of just 'going indie'

Can Wes Anderson re-invent his career?

Should Bill Murray 'give up' on indie films?
Are 'indie films' still authentic?
WTF is an 'indie film'?
Is acting in indie films 'effing terrible'?
Was Ghostbusters overrated as an action-comedy series?
Was Bill Murray's indie era 'overrated'?
Do studios think that indie films are good investments anymore?

Bill Murray

Actor, Alternative Celebrity

Bill Murray is the frontman of the hit chillwave project Chill Murray.

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EXCLUSIVE PHOTO: Bill Murray begins filming Ghostbusters 3


From what I have read, Judd Apatow is filming the third installment of the Ghostbusters movie series. I think all of his movies are 'basically the same', so I feel like this movie will probably be about 4 bros who are 'trying to evolve into men' who are ready for serious relationships/fatherhood/jobs/etc. Feel like these new bro actors will really complement Bill Murray, since he is kinda all indie now. Hopefully the new movie is a mix of the 40 year old virgin, Funny People, Knocked Up, Superbad, and other films featuring Paul Rudd/Seth Rogan/Jonah Hill/Michael Cera and the rest of those 'bros.'

Mad jacked for this film. Feel like I'm pretty in2 ghosts, and Chill Murray, so I think this film is a 'natural evolution' for my interests. Hope that Bill Murray plays a sad, distant indie character who is dealing with growing older in a quirky way.

Sorta just wanna chill with those bros. They look like 'regular people', not movie stars. Like dudes who work in a fire station, or maybe lifeguards or something. Sorta just want to settle down, have a boring, regular life, and drink brewskies with my coworkers that 'still listen to the radio' to hear rock music [via having no concept of buzzbands].

Are yall still into Bill Murray?
Should he go back to Saturday Night Live to star in digital shorts with the zany Jewish bro?
Is Bill Murray's indie film career 'over'?
Should Bill Murray play Zach Braff's character in Garden State Part 2?

Bill Murray

Actor, Alternative Celebrity

Bill Murray is the frontman of the hit chillwave project Chill Murray.

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VIDEO: Bill Murray reads poetry to despondent / disenfranchised Construction Workers
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I am not really sure what this meme is all about. I think some poetry foundation is building a new facility, so they brought Bill Murray in, and made him read poetry to the people who were building the place. I feel 'conflicted.' The alt internet user in me wants to say "this is totes kewl. Bill Murray is the best. Loved him in Rushies/Tenanebaummies," but then the human in me gets sad, thinking about construction workers. I feel like I am 'making a huge generalization', but I associate them with 'being uneducated' and having to turn to specialized low-level labor to earn a living, so this video sorta represents the clash in career paths / life decisions / class issues / social struggles.

Are 'construction workers' smarter than college graduates because they didn't blow $40-160K on a college education [via student loans]?

It seems like the videographer must have been really in touch with Wes Anderson cinematography, because the 'space' on screen seems really 'perfect.' Straight from a Tenenbaums scene.

Do u think they know who Bill Murray is, or do they just want to 'get back to work'?

Does Bill Murray's 'charm' / charisma work on every1, or just rich, cultured ppl?

Do u think the construction workers 'gave a shit' about indie actor Bill Murray reading poetry? Do they have the skills to 'interpret' an Emily Dickinson poem, or is she 'a crazy ass bitch that no1 can understand'?

Do u think it was unfair to involve the construction workers in this internet meme, or did it make them feel like 'part of something special'?
Is 'construction work' the new authentic alternative career?
Do u know how much money construction workers make per year?
Worried that I will never be happy. Wish I had a simple life, and a specialized, valued set of skills.
Is Michael Cera the new Bill Murray?
Should I re-invent my construction job by taking on serious/quirky indie construction projects?
Did this video make u excited about poetry, or get u depressed about social isssues?

Bill Murray

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Bill Murray is the frontman of the hit chillwave project Chill Murray.

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Bill Pullman launches chillwave project called CHILL PULLMAN
Meme commissioned for Carles by pizzzatime


Bill Pullman is best known as the President of the United States in the popular film about aliens invading America called Independence Day. The film is also known as Will Smith's breakout role.

Bill Pullman's speech in Independence Day is widely regarded as the speech that provided the inspiration for Barrack Obama to win the 2006 election. In this classic cinema moment, he prepares the human race for an aerial attack on the invading alien space ships. This speech is usually played for soldiers who are about to fight in Iraq, Arabia, Iran, and other places with terrorist bad guys.

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SPOILER ALERT: Randy Quaid crashes his jet into the aliens' main death ray weapon source in order to take down the massive alien mother ship.

Is Bill Pullman a better actor than Bill Murray?
Does Bill Murray just 'half ass' his roles?
Which Bill bro is more of a chill bro?
Does Chill Pullman have better artwork than Chill Murray?

Is the chillwave genre 'getting out of hand'?

Does Bill Pullman seem like a chill bro?

Did the movie 'Independence Day' give the actual July 4th holiday more relevancy in our modern world?

Video Footage: Bill Murray bartending at SXSW

(Note: u have 2 fastforward 50 seconds to get past annoying bro.)

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Bill Murray chilled mad hard at SXSW. Seems like he had a 'bartending gig' or something. Not sure what his deal is. This is probably viral marketing for an indie film about a down-on-his-luck bartender who doesn't fit in with the world, but then has to reunite with his daughter or something.

The atmosphere seems electric, like the highlight of SXSW for all of the people in the room was getting to watch Bill Murray from afar, as opposed 2 getting 2 watch buzzbands.

Wish I could have been at the bar, ordering a drink with a shit-eating grin, and say, 'bro. loved you in Tenenbaums. U killed it brah. How about a Lone Star Tall boy.' Then he would look at me like I 'got' it, and give me a free drink. Later we'd go out for tacos and talk about his favourite roles.

Not sure if I am supposed to think that Bill Murray is 'cooler than ever' because he bartended, or if I should be worried that he is in a financial bind. Like since his career shifted 2 indie films, maybe he doesn't make money any more.

Elsewhere:

Photograph of Bill Murray and some random Texan bro
Link: http://www.rawkblog.net/2010/03/sxsw-2010-bill-murray/

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'bro, u were sweet in that movie. What bands r u checking out at south-bi?'

Is it still 'kewl' to think Bill Murray is cool, or is he just some old bro who needs to be doing old people things?
Should I go to bartending college?

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Bill Murray is the frontman of the hit chillwave project Chill Murray.

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SXSW (South By Southwest) is a relevant music, technology and film conference/festival that takes place in Austin, TX.

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UNCONFIRMED RUMOR: Bill Murray launches chillwave sound project?
Meme by pizzzatime


Does n e 1 know if Chill Murray is the official sound project of Bill Murray?
Is this supposed to be the new Gnarls Barkley?

After Bill Murray's transformation into an indie film actor in the mid-2000s, he seems to be 'starting a band' or a 'sound project' or something.

What is Bill Murray's best role?
What is Bill Murray's most authentic role?

Rushmore?

Stripes?

Lost in Translation?

The Life Aquatic?

Ghostbusters?

King Pin?

The Royal Tenenbaums?

Will Bill Murray 'crossover' or is it is a bad decision 2 become a chillwave band?
Has 2k10 produced a good new band?
Will 2k10 be the worst year of music in the history of time?