Þakka ykkur öllum fyrir að vera menn á þessari jörð. Ég elska pylsur og eins og að borða þá með börnin mín á meðan situr í íslensku sólinni. Það er ekkert eins og móður Jörð. Stundum munum við borða ísaður krem. Ég er aðdáandi af sorbet og gelato, en ekki frosið jógúrt. There ert sinnum í lífinu þar sem það er eins og við tilheyra ekki. Ég vil að hver og einn að vita að það verður betra. Ég man maður gekk með mig á götunni í gær og kastaði smá breyting á fætur mína. Ég var reið við hann, en ég ákvað að panta nokkrar tómatur súpu með því að afhendingu. Það eru dagar þegar þú vilt vera inni og bara dansa í kring í klæði svefni, en þú verður að takast á við daginn, jafnvel ef þú ert heill weirdo Who to í búningum.

Ég notaði til að hugsa að ég átti að vera almennum, kannski verða poppstjarna. En svo fattaði ég að ég er Bjork, og á Íslandi Ég er almennum. Í Ameríku, ég val. Já, ég hef unnið verðlaunin fyrir skrýtnasta manneskjan í heiminum til. Þetta er gríðarlegur árangur fyrir mig. Í lok dags, allt sem þú getur gert er að vera sjálfur, jafnvel ef þú klæða sig eins og heimilislaus poka dama sem straumar dúfur á staðnum garðinum. Stundum fæða dúfur á staðnum garðinum.

Ég hitti dúfu sem heitir Larry og fór með hann heim með mér. Hann fannst í raun að borða aukagjald ostum, kex, og ferskum ávöxtum. Við urðum góðir vinir, en fékk í innlendum deilu eftir að við vorum algeng lög eiginmaður og eiginkona. Ég elskaði Larry, en í lok tímans okkar saman, það var ljóst að hann þurfti að breiða vængi sína og fljúga sumir þar annars.

Larry, ef þú ert þarna úti ... Ég elska þig, og þetta er fyrir þig.

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Bjork is the Queen and Prime Minister of Ice Land. She is also the Michael Jackson of Iceland. She is also the Amelia Earhart of Iceland because she is the first person in Icelandic history to fly away in a 'metal sky bird', which is what they call airplanes there. For some reason, Stephen Colbert 'booked her' on his show, probably to produce an internet meme of a crazy old lady with a red nest on her head. Nothing funnie or insightful is shared in their convo, but I guess listening to Icelandic jibberish is sorta funnie.

Did Bjork 'kill it', sharing a side of herself with cool dad audiences?

HEre is her singing some song. Didn't watch it because 'if u've seen 1 Bjork performance, u've seen them all.' It's sorta like going to the same art show for several decades. At first ur 'pumped' and u tell every1 that it is amazing, but then ur relationship with the art changes, and ur not sure if it ever meant anything.

Is Bjork the President Queen of Iceland?
Are there elves in Iceland?
Will Iceland 'go under' since the only thing their economy can produce = arts & crafts and 'imaginary dragon meat'?
Does Bjork look BANGIN?
CAn u understand her jibberish?
Do u stay at home in ur yuppy apt and watch Stephen Colbert's Daily Show, and be all like 'LOL! So Toppycal!'?
Is Bjork the _______ of Ice Lands?

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Bjork's gimmick is about as tired as it gets. She used to be a cute foreigner screaming into a microphone over minimal, whimsical noises. Now she is the same thing with a few more bleeps and bloops. We get it, Bjork. U have a strong voice. Ur artsy. Now we realize that people from Iceland are just 'bat shit insane', not actually 'legitimate artists.' Bjork being a famous musician is the Icelandic equivalent of 'being a secretary at a law office.' There are tons of crazy women in Iceland yelling every where. Trust me, I've been there on a layover on the way to London.

Anyways, Bjork went on some late night show, had red hair, got a children's choir to try to make the performance seem 'deeper.' It really confuses me. I have no idea what she's saying. It feels like I am inside of her head as she is yelling at kids to 'get off her porch' or something.

Do u have any idea what Bjork is saying?

Is Bjork's real name "Jessica Bjork"? "Susan Bjork"? "Esther Bjork Williams"?
Is Bjork a 'true innovator' or did she just 'get lucky' because she came to market when we overvalued insanity? [via The Harmony Korine Theory]
Do u <3 or h8 Bjorkie?
Should she retire back 2 Iceland?
Is it time to buzz euthanize Bjork?

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I have no idea who is still actually into Bjork's gimmick. She's been doing the same crap 4 years, but now it is 100% unlistenable. Just some crazy lady wailing over minimal harp music. This new music video is a real snooze. The song, and the artsy crap that Bjork tries 2 do. It's 0% engaging. U gotta feel bad for her, because she clearly lost her ability 2 make anything that any1 can remotely vibe 2 emotionally, and that's her whole goal. I could go down to the corner of the street and hear a homeless woman yelling if I wanted this vibe.

Effing Icelander... When will they ever just 'conform'?

It used to be really cool for girls 2 be in2 Bjork, because it would mean that they are 'free spirited' and 'creative', but now it just means that they are insane, and probs should be living on a polygamous compound on Venus. I guess what they say is true... Bros are from Mars, and Bjorks are from Venus [via Iceland].

R u still in 2 Bjork?
Has she always been overrated?
Are u more in2 Feist/traditional women in indie?
Does Bjork 'try too hard'?
Does her music 'mean anything' or 'mean everything'?
What kind of ppl still think that Bjork makes relevant art that you are supposed 2 take seriously?
Will she be elected as the next President of Iceland?
Is 'the Broad with the Dragon Tatty' from Iceland?

I am not sure why Bjork is still relevant. I think it is bc she was 'alt' in the 1990s, so every1 is really into honoring artists with alternative tenure. If u ask me, her act is TOTALLY stale... Basically she just has a bunch of toy instruments, then she oversings on top of the toy instruments and she says 'deep words.' She sounds like she is dying/in pain, so I am not sure why any1 would ever want 2 listen 2 that. I am not sure who is still into Bjork except for maybe the Lilith Fair generation.

Maybe Bjork is 'just a girl thing' / is only supposed 2 make sense if u live in Iceland.

Anyways this is a new music video for the song 'Crystalline' which follows her usual gimmicks. Artsy fartsy blah blah blah. We get it, Bjork. Ur all celestial and whatever. Why do u keep yelling? Maybe make a pop album or something instead of these poo mp3s.

Is this video 'boring' or 'brilliant'?
Is Bjork a 'tired gimmick' or a true artist?
Do u <3 this Michel Gondry directed video?
Does Bjork try 2 hard 2 be artsy fartsy?
Would u ever pop in her CD on a long drive and listen 2 it in its entirety, or would u be like 'aw hell naw'?

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Apparently 'deep album teasers' are totally hot right now, so Bjork had to get in on it by releasing some HD viral content. She has some new album coming out, and I'm sure there will be bleeps, bloops, and lots of Bjork screaming lyrics I can't even understand. In this video, we see her driving a truck in what looks 2 be Iceland. Will I ever go to Iceland? Probably not. It seems like a really backwards country. Apparently like 90% of people who live there believe in elves. Seems like a place that breeds insanity, but I guess that is good 4 indie music bc it means that Bjork has an imagination and a crazy voice.

Sorta wonder if she got a part-time job driving trucks. It seems unchill because she is all about the environment, like she probably cries when she sees a McDonalds wrapper on the ground. Maybe I can wait at a truck stop in Iceland until Bjork comes.

I don't think Iceland has a real economy, though, so she couldn't have been driving 4 the sake of commerce. She is probably on a creativity bender and driving a truckload filled with beach balls to the top of an ice capped mountain or something. U never know with Bjork.

Honestly, have never REALLY vibed 2 Bjork, mainly think she was a late 1990s trendy alt human to align ur personal brand with, and maybe she made some 'beautiful shit' or whatever, but at the end of the day, the buzzosphere needs memes & controversy, so she is basically worthless to me unless she has a meltdown and goes insane.

Do u <3 Bjork?
Would u vibe with her in a truck?
Did she get a job with a trucking company?
Can Bjork save Iceland's failing economy?
Do u <3 her music, or is she mad overrated?

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I'm not sure why Bjork was hanging out at a local karaoke bar, but she must really have hit 'rock bottom' to have ended up in a Korean BYOB joint singing "Love Will Tear Us Apart" by Joy Division.

No idea if she has an audience, or if she is 'no longer creative' and can no longer write her own songs, so she is stuck singing other ppls' songs. Feel kinda bad for her. I feel like we are watching a washed up boxer trying to 'make a comeback' even though they gained 40 lbs and no longer have the skills of their youth.

Wonder if her voice is 'so unique' that she actually 'ruined the original song.' Feel like maybe she is s00o0 crazie that she had to talk to Ian Curtis's dead soul in order to 'get permission 2 sing his song.'

It was actually kinda a funny event, because some dude who thought Bjork was just a crazy old bag lady went on right after her, and sang the same song just to 'show her how it's really done.'

Do u think Bjork 'crushed it' or did her voice 'ruin' the performance?
Do u think she might as well have 'taken a poop' on Ian Curtis' grave?
Do u think the bro who performed after Bjork 'crushed it'?
Have u ever seen some1 do Bjork karaoke?

Do u think Bjork can remain relevant in2 the new decade, or will she end up playing 4 dying alts in karaoke bars across the world?
Was Joy Division overrated [via death]?
Is New Order way better than Joy Division?

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Kewl tattie
Looks like some old woman
with brown hair
looking crazy

Guess that means it is Bjork
R u really in2 her or what?
What's ur fave album of hers?
Always thought she was overrated besides that 1 album
but whatever...

To each his own
(unless u wanna get an effing Bjork tattie)
I mean, cmon...
Crazie lady from Iceland
all up on ur leg

I guess that's what happens when u get the tattoo of a buzzband on u
one day they will be irrelevant
and ppl will say 'who is that irrelevant human/buzzband?'
and it will be a challenge to display just how buzzworthy they once were

Sometimes I wonder if when u get a tattoo of the face of a human
if the face stays young forever
or if it naturally ages upon u
growin old, withering away with u

Wanna grow old with a tat
Wanna grow old with u

Who would u get tattooed on ur body?
Does Bjork look hot in this tat, or did the tattoo artist 'eff up'?
Do yall vibe out to Bjork or is she mad weird?
Do u know any1 who has a band / portrait tattoo somewhere on their body?
Should I get Dave Matthews' face tattooed on the head of my penis and make it sing songs 2 me?

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Dirty Projectors + Björk- All We Are by DominoRecordCo

Worried abt the Dirty Projectors. I think the buzzosphere was 'all about them' in 2k9, since they added like 5 cute indie girls to sing 'oohs' and 'aaaaahs'. They had 1 song that Jay-Z, Beyonce and her sister vibed out to called 'Stillness is the Move.' N e ways, they seem to be 'collab-ing' with Bjork to write some crazy person album about a family of whales:

....Amber from Dirty Projectors was walking along a ridge on Mount Wittenberg, north of San Francisco. She was looking out at the ocean and saw a little family of whales, as you sometimes do in April on the Northern California coast. I wrote some songs about it and sent them to Björk, who agreed to sing the part of the mom whale. The songs became Mount Wittenberg Orca. Amber and Angel and Haley sang the part of the kid whales, and I sang the part of Amber. We sang all week long and learned the music just in time to perform it at the bookstore on May 8th.

Have yall ever seen a collective of animals and decided 2 write a hit album about the experience?
Is Bjork a chill person to collab with, or is she 'too out there'?
Is Bjork still a relevant meme in 2k10?

Apparently they aren't doing this concept album '4 profits', they are just trying to help the environment/whales or something.

I feel like Dirty Projectors should 'man up' like Kevin Costner, and invest all of their buzzband profits in creating a technology that cleans up the oil spills. Feel like orcas are doing fine, because if they get hungry, they can just go to a 'Killer Whale Homeless Shelter' at a local Sea World Theme Park:

We’ve decided to give away all the money that Wittenberg generates to the project of creating international marine protected areas. Only 1% of the oceans are protected in any way and this is a huge problem. We’re working with the National Geographic Society to create areas of sustainability, so the oceans don’t end up like a giant poisonous corpse hugging the continents.

Wonder if Bjork and the DPs (Doub Penetrations) are musical soulmates. Wonder if they will 'save the environment.'

In addition, they think their music is 'too good' for Macbook speakers:

We’re so psyched about how this recording came out and hope you are too. Don’t listen on those tinny computer speakers — put in on the stereo and blast dat shiiiiiiiiii!!

Should they team up with Sarah McLachlan to save domestic animals from cruelty

Do these commercials ruin ur vibe? Did Sarah McLachlan ruin her brand?

Do the dirty projectors not care about domesticated animals & think we should focus on saving animals in their natural environment?

Do yall think this collab is 'sweet' and 'unique'?
Do yall wanna ride chillwaves or whale waves?
Should the Dirty Projectors 'find a new gimmick' and move beyond the orca thing?
Do yall like music that is written to save animals/the environment?

Might just vibe out to Savage Garden's hit song "The Animal Song"

'I want to live like animals...
Careless and free...
like animals
I want to run thru the jungle
with the wind in my hair
and the sun at my feet...'
-AnCo

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Bjork showed up at some party for Marina Abramović since her zany exhibit where she stared at people ended [link]. Not sure how to feel about Bjork. I think she might be 'past her prime' so wearing this kind of stuff doesn't really work, even if that is what her personal brand is all about. Like there is a time in every1's life where u have to say 'I am old' and u can't do things that young people do, even if ur relatively healthy.

Feel like old Bjork needs to give up 'zany outfits' and just start shopping at Ann Taylor or something. I just googled for some sensible looks for middle aged women. Seems like Bjork would look like a good mom + professional in one of these pant suits.

Is it time for Bjork to 'tone down' her personal brand?
Did Lady Gaga out-bjork Bjork?
Would yall rather listen to Gaga or Bjork?
Should Bjork get naked and show off her titties to gain mainstream acclaim, sorta like Lady Gaga did?
Do u think Bjork's daughter is proud of her mom, or do u think she wants her to 'chill out' and let her get Americanized?
Does Bjork look 'alll good' in gold?

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I never really knew that Bjork did DJ sets, but apparently she DJed for this Haiti benefit somewhere in a relevant part of Brooklyn. Wonder if she is going to try to tour around the world as a DJ with Daft Punk, Justice, or even DJ Pauly D [via Baskin Robbins]. Maybe she can be one of the world's first iPad 3G DJs.

Think she just sort of fiddled with an iPhone/iPod touch the whole time. Every1 in the crowd just seems 'happy 2 be there, watching a relevant artist.' Think we're all just searching 4 something interesting to tweet abt.

Does this party seem 'ultra relevant'?
Do u find security in knowing that Bjork can be counted on to wear something 'bloggable' basically every time she is in public?

Are you still into Bjork, or did she peak in the late 90s?
Do u think Bjork's outfit is amazing or does she look like a crazy grandma because she is getting older?
Is Bjork just 'a poor imitation of Lady Gaga' or 'an authentic manifestation of Lady Gaga [via Iceland]'?
Did Bjork's zany outfits 'peak' with her swan dress?

IS Bjork most valuable as a musician/artist, an Icelandic ambassador, or as blog meme content?
do u know what it is like to have a conversation with Bjork?

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Bjork was apparently 'good friends' with Alexander McQueen because he designed some zany stuff for her in the pre-Lady Gaga era. Since they are both zany and have 'creative souls', they probably 'connected' and she is having a difficult time accepting the fact that he is gone/their bond wasn't strong enough to prevent him from taking his own life.

Bjork seems to have written some sort of conceptual letter/poem as a way to effectively mourn his death. Because she is an earnest person from Iceland, we can assume that she is not trying to attach herself to the story of his death to get more coverage.

It seems like this poem is 'only worth reading' if you do an impression of Bjork's voice while you read it. Please feel free to watch 30-120 seconds of this video in order to master your Bjork impression/internal voice before you read the poem. (she starts talking at :49 second mark)

Poem:

dear lee

i can´t stop thinking how both fierce and feeble you are

it is difficult to grasp this
my condolences go out to your family and friends and all your team
who must be all trying to fathom this

i would like to thank you for all your inspiration
it was so important to me to get to work with you and your team
a real mashup of fertile minds

it was vital to my development
i´m grateful

and all the warmth all around you and your mom

björk
and her team

Is Bjork still 'really weird'?
Do u think she sacrificed some sort of Icelandic mythical beast in order to try to communicate with Alexander McQueen's spirit/soul?
When was the last time Bjork made an album that 'actually resonated' with new fans?
Is Bjork's bold personal brand is in jeopardy in the Lady Gaga era, now that Lady Gaga has acquired 80% of the world's outlandish fashion items?
Should I go on vacation to Iceland to chill with Bjork and Shugar Rosh [via Sigur Ros]?

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