I remember back in 2k7/2k8, when all u had 2 do was wear a leather jacket to get a lil tug job. I h8 how the ’scene’ has evolved. Wish I could go back 2 my altbro prime. Wish I could ‘get tugjobs’ ‘very easily’ from entry level alts who were just ‘looking to fit into a scene’ by being sexually active with

I miss the days when girls hadn’t already ‘touched too many peens’ and were still ‘delighted’ to meet urs. h8 growing up. h8 having 2 deal with some1’s past.

everything
is
changing.

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I need to know before I spend $500-$1000 on a black leather jacket. Thought about getting a cheap 1, but that’s probably not the best way 2 answer the question “WWJD?” (What would Jewstachè do?) I’m SRSLY starting 2 ’stress the fuck out’, kind of like that time I never went to my Psychology class all semester, and then had 2 cram all nite for the final on adderall with a group of my closest friends. Even though I got a B- when I ’should have gotten an A’, I was still able to connect with a group of friends that I will have for the rest of my life.

(Just wonderin….do yall cry when ur adderall starts to wear off? I come down so hard sometimes… :-( )

n e ways… back ‘2 business…’
SHOULD I BE A MEMBER OF JUSTICE DRESSED LIKE A KING OF LEON?

Kinda excited about seeing yalls Halloween costumes, tho. Should I be ’some1 from the 70s/80s’ and buy my first product from American Appy?

Or should I just be a member of the Alternative Peace Corp?

[Photo via Pedestrian]
Are yall glad that M.I.A. retired so that she could teach at an upperclass elementary school in Houston, TX where they don’t judge kids based on standardized tests?
<3 schools that teach kids how to ‘think outside of the box’ <3
<3 parents who want their kids to ‘think outside of the box’ <3

I need to know before I spend $500-$1000 on a black leather jacket. Thought about getting a cheap 1, but that’s probably not the best way 2 answer the question “WWJD?” (What would Jewstachè do?) I’m SRSLY starting 2 ’stress the fuck out’, kind of like that time I never went to my Psychology class all semester, and then had 2 cram all nite for the final on adderall with a group of my closest friends. Even though I got a B- when I ’should have gotten an A’, I was still able to connect with a group of friends that I will have for the rest of my life.

(Just wonderin….do yall cry when ur adderall starts to wear off? I come down so hard sometimes… :-( )

n e ways… back ‘2 business…’
SHOULD I BE A MEMBER OF JUSTICE DRESSED LIKE A KING OF LEON?

Kinda excited about seeing yalls Halloween costumes, tho. Should I be ’some1 from the 70s/80s’ and buy my first product from American Appy?

Or should I just be a member of the Alternative Peace Corp?

[Photo via Pedestrian]
Are yall glad that M.I.A. retired so that she could teach at an upperclass elementary school in Houston, TX where they don’t judge kids based on standardized tests?
<3 schools that teach kids how to ‘think outside of the box’ <3
<3 parents who want their kids to ‘think outside of the box’ <3

I guess he’s trying to look like Michael Jackson or something, since they are s000 0bsessed with P.Y.T.’s.

Hopefully they add the red leather jacket to their fashion line.

Also, what’s up with Anthony Kiedis of the Red Hot Chili Peppers wearing a Justice shirt at a Los Angeles Lakers game?

Can we assume that Justice does heroin now? Can we assume that Justice supported Kobe Bryant after he raped that girl in Colorado?

With so many pins and patches and ripped clothes, I wonder if every item is attached to her skin. ‘Punks’ have always perplexed me. Is that how you could classify some one like this?

I just don’t think ‘punk music’ is worth listening to, or creating a social scene around. Particularly in the year 2008.

Where do people like this come from? Did they make bad decisions in high school? Did they pretend to read too much nihilist philosophy at an early age? Did they win a contest where the prize was a lifetime’s supply of apparel from Hot Topic? Where do they find so many patches and pins of bands that aren’t even excessively marketed to tweens?

Which 1 is worse:
a) Punk Girl With An Opinion in your sociology/philosophy/psychology class
or
b) Recently-Converted Vegan Lezbo With An Opinion in your sociology/philosophy/psychology class

Love yall and be urselves.

[Photo by Easy Fashion]

PS: Why does she use so many safety pins & paper clips as accessories?

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