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Taking a bath with a group of ur closest friends = the new 'getting buzzed' with a group of ur closest friends? (NSFW)


At the end of the night, do u ever 'feel kinda dirtie' and end up taking a bath with a group of ur closest friends? Sometimes when I am taking a shower, I pretend that I am scrubbing myself free of my past, and all of the bad decisions I have made in my life.

Might start 2 take showers with friends so we can 'get over' a lot of the social bullshit + relationship mistakes that we made.

Just wanna bond in an authentic kind of way. Remember that time __________(alternative celebrity/band) came 2 town, and we ended up hanging with him until 7 a.m. We ended up eating Mc________ (McDonalds breakfast food) and doing blow as we watched the sunrise. Kinda wish every weekend could be that meaningful.

Looking 4 a group of girls who 'want to get their fuck on' at the end of the night, and don't rlly care abt gender. Looking for a free spirited girl who 'doesn't mind takin her clothes off' bc her body is 'beautiful' and/or 'art.'

n e ways...can we assume that this tuggle of girls in the shower are sponsored by antiquated Blackberry models?

Will people laugh at my iPhone in 6 months?

[Photos by LastNitesParty]

Previous hotties in bafrooms
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/06/p0st-m0re-provocative-pix-of-women-in-bathrooms.html

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Diplo brags abt his awesome life as a relevant DJ in Blackberry commercial
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U might know Diplo as some guy who is a DJ, but did u know that he has the most awesome life in the world? Unfortunately, Diplo is stuck using a Blackberry because they pay him 'mad bank' to make it seem like the Blackberry is a relevant phone that ppl should use, but I'm sure Middle Americans are like 'that white dude doesn't look very cool' and they just go back to using their Android phones until the iPhone costs $50 and they can get 1. At this point, more ppl would rather have an iPod touch without a data connection instead of using a Blackberry due to the lack of a developer community and a misguided 'lifestyle branding' strategy that broke away from their core business.

Did u know that Diplo is not just a DJ but a music innovator?

It seems like u can use Blackberries to sext with ur BFFs.

Just wanna hang in 'da studio' with a relevant producer/DJ and see how the magic happens.

Does Diplo have 'everything'?
R u gonna buy a Blackberry bc it will turn u into a famous DJ?
Can Diplo rise to David Guetta-like heights in 2k12?
Does Diplo have everything and u have nothing?
Is Blackberry 'the worst phone' or 'Android'?
Are iPhones overrated?
Who is the #1 'music innovator' in the game?

Diplo

DJ, Alternative Celebrity

Diplo is a relevant alt DJ and producer.

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