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Cool Dad + Cool Dad = Ghey Dads ?

Carles — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 00:59:23 +0000

Sometimes I wonder if I should marry a man or a woman. I think it would be great to provide a traditional heterosexual environment for my impending spawn so that they would feel like they ‘fit in’ at school. But then there is also the option of settling down with a GHEY bro. I think that 2 cool dads could provide a positive environment without the shortcomings & insecurities of a female.

100 Simple Rules For Raising my Alternative Child

When I am a father, I will not let my kid watch television.
I will only let my son/daughter watch vimeo.
My kids will only listen to podcasts.
My kids will only eat Kashi brand products and no red meat.
When they are fully grown into tweens, I will remove meat from their diet.
My kids will not learn how to write in print or cursive. I will give them a Macbook Air with only a single font available for use–Helvetica.
My kids will not learn how to play the guitar or piano, but I will hire some one to teach them Ableton.
I will not let my kids vlog until they are 19.
I will monitor my kids’ personal brand, not letting them commit to any trends that will be eliminated within 1.5 years.
My kids will be homeschooled. They will not read textbooks–only wikipedia entries and blog posts.
80% of my children’s curriculum will be for the sake of self-expression.
Other kids will not ‘get’ my children, but I will teach my kids that this means that they are better than mainstreamer children who eat refined sugar.
My kids will go to the top design/art schools in the world. I will let them take a year off, but make sure they are ‘doing something free spirited and constructive.’
My kids will be tolerant. They will create pro-Ghey signs.
My kids will live in a world without Comic Sans.

I want to be the most effective alternative father in the history of the world.
How will u raise ur kids?

SRSLY tho… is love ever wrong? (gonna miss the gheys after George Bush eliminates them the day b4 he leaves office.)

Should I blog about social change/parenting tips more often?

Monitoring Sillie Hats

Carles — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 21:28:00 +0000

[Photos by Manila Style]
Yall, I don’t know what hat makers will come up next. Even though u would never guess, u can basically make a hat out of n e thing. I wonder if some1 will make a hat out of a macbook or a dSLR? I love living in the modern world where technology has enabled us to make our zany imaginations in2 reality.

<3 reality when it is sillie <3

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I think that’s kinda a tasteless move. There have been previous Asians in history with guns to their head which bring up bad memories about how the world used to be bad/miscellaneous dark moments in humanity.

Asians pointing a gun to their head to make a statement kind of reminds me of when athletes ’slit their throat’ to indicate that they metaphorically killed their opponent.

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Just an extra lil Tragic McTragTrag AZN.

Wonder how he got so inherently tragic…Musta gone through a lot of hardships that I wouldn’t understand. :-(

I’d give anything to be able to understand the plight of Tragic McTragTrag Alts.

Kute Girls Have the Right to show Skin/their faces/nips

Carles — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 21:37:00 +0000

What’s the deal with fashion designers making women cover up? I thought that since we live in the ‘Western World’, we are allowed to objectify women in public. It’s rlly not fair to try to create a new fashion gimmick using the same ideology that our terrorist enemies use. I hate oppression, yall.

I would NEVER live in the Middle East/Far East because I couldn’t eyeball fuck hotties/kreepily gaze at [barely illegal] hotties. Does n e 1 know why they make them ‘cover up’? Do they like tugjobs over there, or are they just like ‘over-protective boyfriends’ who don’t want their GFs to look sexy in public so they make them wear denim jumpers?

I would never live in a country/a cult where every woman had to wear possessive boyfriend jeans.

Would u move to Dubai? I hear they give you a lot of money to buy nice stuff (like Sharper Image closeout items and leather goods) if u move there. They also build a lot of stuff that isn’t rlly very practical. That place is going to look like a Pixar movie in like 2 yearz.

What’s the deal with HIJAB fashion?
From wikipedia:

Hijab or ħijāb (حجاب, pronounced: [ħi.ˈdʒæːb]) is the Arabic term for “cover” (noun), based on the root حجب meaning “to veil, to cover (verb), to screen, to shelter”.

It’s srsly taking over. I wish every1 could live in a world where women could be objectified. More importantly, I wish every little girl could live in a world where she constructed her self-concept based upon her objectification levels from ages 3 to 35. I’m a dreamer, though. :-( Call me crazie…

[Hijab meme stolen from Tumbledore]

Remember the simple days when life was all about chillin in Palestinian Scarves that didn’t ‘cover up too much’?

N e ways… I’m just saying that I am least likely to study abroad on the following continents:

Africa
Asia (except Japan and maybe the Euro part of Russia)
Antarctica
Iceland
Guantanamo Bay
Brazil
South America/ n e where below the USA on a map

I am most likely to study abroad in

A country where they speak English like the UK/Australia
A country where they speak English like Germany
A country where they speak French like France
A country where they speak Mexican like Spain
A country where they speak electro like France/Australia
Toronto
Honolulu (I hear it’s really alt over there now)

What’s up with the world? When did it all get s0 ‘random’ (in a bad kind of way, not a funny kind of way)?
I will blog for social change more often. I feel like a better person now.