HIPSTER RUNOFF

Levi's is a popular mainstream / alternative jeans + denim company that makes various styles of jeans for all types of humans. Fat, skinny. Alt, mainstream. Bros, broads. Tweens, grown ass men. Anyways, we're living in the modern consumer landscape where retailers have to 'memefy' their products in order to drive traffic to their website. Levi's created the Ex-Girlfriend Jean just 2 ride the hipster bashing alt blog meme wave.

Are yall gonna buy these skinny jeans, or are they too skinny?
Would u rather just buy girl jeans?
Are skinny jeans still alt?

Remember the girlfriend with the great style? Here's a tribute to her -- a fit that's super-snug allover, an update of the five-pocket classic that's as skinny as it gets. Made with plenty of stretch. This pair of Levi's® Jeans is part of our program that minimizes water in the finishing process. Country Of Origin: Imported

WAIST: Sits below waist, 10" rise
FIT: Super Skinny Fit
LEG: Skinny, 13 1/4" leg opening

R u gonna buy these jeans, or do u still just wear Gap Khaki's [via the 1990s]?

What happens if ur GF is actually a mom? [via mom jeans]?

What happens if ur dating a transvestite-wave human who is transitioning from female to male and she wears big baggy jeans to look like a ghetto dude?

Are you going 2 buy 'ex-GF' jeans?

Do yall remember the 'slept over at my BF's house big shirt'? [link]

Do u fit in2 ur GF's jeans?
Are 'girl jeans' still alt, or are they more of a Hot Topic emo trend now?
What pants do u wear?
R u skinnie?
Is ur GF 'mad hefty'?
Will Levi's 'sell out' of these jeans?
Have u ever stolen any property from ur exGF?
Do u retain possession of ur exBF's property?
Do u buy Levi's jeans, or are they 4 lamestreamers?

It's soooo hard 2 find a pair of jeans that fits me because I am a woman who is transforming into a pear-shaped body/because I am a bro who is 'starting to drink tons of brewskies every night.' I used to wear Levis skinny jeans, but now I am 'fat as hell' and just searching for something that fits comfily around my big ol belly/rapidly expanding midsection. Pants that can comfortably help me waddle my 'fat ass' 2 my fourth meal on time.

Glad I found this chart so that I can buy jeans that have a small LISTED waist size, even though my ACTUAL waist size is 'out of control.' Really just helps me [psychologically] to know that my waist size is pretty chill, and that I am 'almost healthy.' Feeling good about myself based on the 'clothes that fit me.' Really hope that by the time I am old, the t-shirt size "XL" is recalibrated and called "S" just to make sure I feel healthy and beautiful.

Really just want to be overweight/obese, but still feel 'skinny' according to my jean size.

Are yall obese or skinny/healthy?
What is the most authentic brand of jeans?
Do u prefer jeans that make sure that there is 'no way in hell' that fatties can fit into their brand?
Are you more chill with brands that help 'fatties'
R u wearing Old Navy Jeans right now, feeling 'fat and ashamed'?

Should I go to Old Navy 4 the rest of my life? Is Old Navy the chillest brand on the planet 4 helping out our image?

What is ur waist size?
According to alternative society, are you 'obese' if ur waist size is over 29/30/32/34/50/80 inches?
What brand of jeans do u wear?
What types of jeans are for fat people?
R u obese, and do u prefer to just wear pants with an elastic band?
Is Old Navy for fat Americans?
Do u prefer jeans that are 'accurately sized' or ones that err on the side of skinniness?
What jean brands 'lie' about their size? Which 1s are accurate?
Do u think alternative retailers should help their target market to 'feel skinny' for the rest of their lives'?

Some bro in Australia was accused of rape, but then they went to court, and the jury was all like 'this is kinda fishy. her pants are really skinny. no way he got those off without a lil bit of cooperation.' Guess they were all like 'she seems like she might be a slut, so maybe the bro isn't a rapist.'

A man was acquitted of rape today after a jury agreed his victim could not have been sexually assaulted while wearing skinny jeans.

Nicholas Gonzales, 23, told a court in Australia that sex with the 24-year-old woman was consensual, despite her claim he had ripped off her size six skinny jeans before the attack.

The Sydney jury sent a note to the judge during the trial asking for more information about 'how exactly Nick took off her jeans'.

The note from a jury member added: 'I doubt those kind of jeans can be removed without any sort of collaboration.'

It seems like the bro's lawyer was an ultimate bro, shifting the burden of the prosecution to 'prove that the victim wasn't a slut.' Feel like maybe they should write a John Grisham book about him, sort of how he crusades to get bros out of rape charges using defenses like 'she was soo drunk', 'she dressed like a slut', and 'u cant rape some1 who is wearing pants' defenses. He will deliver passionate closing statements, turning even the most ardent feminists into 'chill bros who understand that sometimes bros can act with their peen.'

Questioned by defence lawyer Paul Hogan, the woman said she weighed 42 kilograms (6.6 stone) and did not find it difficult to squeeze in and out of her jeans.

Mr Hogan said: 'I'm suggesting it's difficult for skinny jeans to be taken off by someone else unless the wearer's assisting, collaborating, consenting.' 'Ii would disagree,' the woman replied.

Miss Veronica Wensing, chairwoman of the National Association of Services Against Sexual Assault, told the Sydney Morning Herald that a woman's outfit should not be an issue in alleged rapes.

'Any piece of clothing can be removed with force,' she said.

Do u think any piece of clothing can be removed with force?
Can skinny jeans prevent rape?
Is it safer to date people with skinny jeans because u know u will never go to jail for rape?
Are Mom Jeans with a Michelle Obama belt 'the ultimate rape guard' for women?
Who should have won this case?
Who do u think is in the wrong?
Do u know anything about alternative legal issues?
Is this a story that was just invented to become a 'zany hipster blog meme'?
Do u feel bad for the girl if he actually did rape her, then 'got away with it' by using a 'bullshit defense'?