HIPSTER RUNOFF

Did u get ur Cory Kennedy shirt yet? If not for urself, u can get one for your mom. She'll probably feel liberated & edgy. She has put on some weight after giving birth to you and your mainstream sister, so I think this loose fitting t-shirt will be something that she could wear to Chili's or to the gym.

I can't believe the target market for Cory Kennedy shirts are Free Spirited Moms. I wonder if she subscribes to Reader's Digest?

Free Spirited Moms may or may not be married to Cool Dads (or divorced from one).

[Photo by The Cobrasnake]

These two alternative mainstream girls love their Big Ghey Uncle because:
a) he takes them to PinkBerry to talk about their problems!
b) they wear the same kute clothes since their uncle has the self-concept of a 15 year old girl
c) they hang out together on myspace and try to get hot guys to send them cock pix.
d) he convinced their moms to let them put a streak of pink/blue/green in their hair
e) they get to practice giving him tugjobs, but it doesn't matter cuz he's ghey
f) He buys them 6-packs of wine coolers on the weekends
g) Choose.Your.Own.Response

I'm sure every one remembers the infamous UFFIE NIP PHOTOS by the CBRSNK.

Fortunately, a video from that same night has surfaced:

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Uffie really comes across as a seasoned veteran when it comes to being interviewed for videos that were made to be embedded on blogs and magazine websites. Do you think she'll ever release an album? Or will she just be 'that lolita who had a few singles, but probably partied 2 much to ever make an album.' Kind of like the Anna Kournikova of Ed Banger artists.

Is Uffie HOT or NOT? Maybe some one can make a hot or not page with Uffie's picture, and we can all find out. I'll send some one 10 Free Frosty coupons from Wendy's if they do that.

xx Side Note xx
What do you know about that Married To The MOB t-shirt/'we design crap' company?

I just know that they had UFFIE model for them, and had the Cobrasnake take pictures, so their target market is probably ___________.

All I've really seen is this hilarious video that really goes way too in-depth about the psychology behind designing graphic tees.

Cory Kennedy and the Cobrasnake made a deep, boutique-y, limited-edition t-shirt that's probably a metaphor.

Here's a better look at the print:

... In other BOUTIQUE T SHIRT NEWS...
Marc Jacobs, the most [HIGHLY BLOGGABLE] designer to ever live, made a political shirt.

(Would you rather have Hillary at $35 or CoryKenn at $109?)

When will our favourite alternative celebrities finally take a stand and tell us who we should vote for? Don't you want to know who the Cobrasnake thinks should lead America into WWIII versus Iran? If Cory Kennedy designed a tshirt with Barack Obama's eyes blacked out, what would it mean? Should Steve Aoki run for President? Should music blogs have a debate about politics and post Bright Eyes MP3s to support their points + get a few extra hypemachine hits? Will MSTRKRFT DJ at a Hillary Clinton rally?

Anyways, I used to do some graphic design work for Urban Outfitters, so here's something I cooked up mixing the bold concepts of Cory Kennedy with the political undertones that could sway an election.

The inclusion of Obama's family represents 'loss of innocence' and 'our search for meaningful relationships within our own failed nuclear families.'

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