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Should I get a bowl mullet? [SUMMER LOOKS]

Photo via the cobrasnake

I’m searching mad hard for a summer look, yall. Just need to ‘keep it fresh.’ I am sort of looking for something that fits in with the modern world–not trying to copy aesthetics from the past several years. Thinking about getting some sort of bowl cut, but then also [...]

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BROWL CUT

[Photo by The Cobrasnake]
When I grow up into the alt that I will one day be, I want to have a cut of hair in the shape of a spacious mixing bowl, with a well-defined plane of man bangs. (Sorry yall–still just trying 2 trendhunt a lot in 2k9. Not sure if I’m [...]

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ALT BRO or ALT BAG [Progressive Bowl Cut Edition]

ALTBRO or ALTBAG is an HRO gimmick where I find pix of alternative males. Readers then must decide if the person pictured is an altBro or an altBag.

Please justify your answer in order to be mailed your $5 Chili’s gift card.
For example: “He is an altBro because he has a gymbag full of miscellaneous alternative g00dies and his palestinian [...]

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Does n e 1 wanna go to a Conceptual Tittie Bar?

I’m not sure how I would feel if I went to a ‘gentleman’s club’, and then some conceptual-stripper approached me about a lap dance.
Do alt-bros go to strip clubs?Do alt-broads ever consider becoming strippers, or are they more likely to just work at a coffee shop & make the same amount of tip money from [...]

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