HIPSTER RUNOFF

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Yall. Doesn't she look eggzackly like Cameron Diaz? Would u make love 2 her?
The only thing different about her is her brown hair. And maybe she's a lil more alt than Cammy Diaz.

Sorry I'm s0 random with these observations, but I just feel like being validated for 'reading between the lines' and having original memes/opinions.

U know how it is.
SRSLY tho. Do yall still miss Heath? Should I see the Dark Knight, or wait until it is out on laserdisc?

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Are yall sexually repressed alts? Are you gonna play some TWISTER and 'accidentally' grab some titties/stick your ____ in another person's face? Or do u live in a liberal part of the country that allows u 2 do that n e where?

Twister is a universal game for sexually repressed people that does a great job of capturing the same essence of 'going away 2 college and being hornie'/'ur parents going out of town and being hornie.' U know what I mean, yall. U r free 2 do whatever u wunt/try somethin' new.

Sorry that this post is 'kinda weak'... I was searchin 4 some alt titties, but it seemed like most of them were off limits for sampling. :-(

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Whenever I partie, I'm always sure to bring 2 partie hats in case I ever run into a free-spirited exhibitionist alt duo of friends. I'm not a girl, but I can imagine that it must be super fun to get buzzed/tipsy with your bff who is as smart, attractive, and interesting as you.

I didn't take a racial studies class in college, so can some 1 tell me:
AZN, Mexi, or OTHER?

Remember in the 70s when the perfect breasts were shaped like cones?

[via Shadowscene]

UFFIE + JUICY NIPS = [MORE BLOGGABLE THAN 95% OF BANGERS FROM THE BANGER ERA]
I hope Uffie continues to wear see-thru tops, just so blggrs can still blog about her. She looks kute, though. I think she bleached her eyebrows.

"With nips that juicy, how can u not blog abt them?"
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Note: There are a dozen more Uffie Nip Pix at this link. Which 1 is gonna be ur desktop background?
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Uffie

Alternative Celebrity, Buzzband

Uffie is a French bloghouse rapper who is known for hanging out with her titties out.

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Don't u hate/love it when you can't tell if a blouse is see-thru, so you have to tilt your Macbook screen to see if you can get a view of some lovely nips. Then if they have areolas that match the skin, and a non-definitive nipple, you can't really tell if the shirt is see-thru. Tilting your screen is a great way to continue the search for the perfect alternative breasts.

I read a rumor on an internet message board blog that if you put on shutter shades, u can see through the clothes of any1 who is at least 50% alt.

An HRO intern submitted this pic just to point out that I have already blggd abt this hottie.

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But seriously. How do you feel about tattoos of organs? Is it a metaphor worth committing yourself to for life? Do you want an artist's interpretation of an organ drawn on you to represent your insides on your outsides?

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please blog this nipple placement carles

We are all searching for the perfect alternative breasts. We don't know what to value...size...nipple placement...nipple style.

We have all roamed around forests without our shirts on.

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What size are the perfect alternative breasts? If I am alternative, I don't want a girl with D cups, right? I also don't want a girl with ant mounds. Of course it's common to jerk off to non-amateur porn where girls have cartoon bodies, but what do you need from a trophy-alt-GF?

So what should you value in a woman? Curvature? Opportunity for cleavage? Opportunity for side boobage? Personality? Name brand clothes? Slut-factor? How important are cute bangs?

Should we just value nipple placement?

[LastNightsParty]

Put yourself inside of the mind of an alternative bro, and see if you can find any answers to these important questions...