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There’s Something About Mary(’s Tittiez)

[Photo by LastNitesPartie]Yall. Doesn’t she look eggzackly like Cameron Diaz? Would u make love 2 her?The only thing different about her is her brown hair. And maybe she’s a lil more alt than Cammy Diaz. Sorry I’m s0 random with these observations, but I just feel like being validated for ‘reading [...]

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There’s Something About Mary(’s Tittiez)

[Photo by LastNitesPartie]Yall. Doesn’t she look eggzackly like Cameron Diaz? Would u make love 2 her?The only thing different about her is her brown hair. And maybe she’s a lil more alt than Cammy Diaz. Sorry I’m s0 random with these observations, but I just feel like being validated for ‘reading [...]

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What are yall doin 2nite?

[Photo by TakeoverTokyo]Are yall sexually repressed alts? Are you gonna play some TWISTER and ‘accidentally’ grab some titties/stick your ____ in another person’s face? Or do u live in a liberal part of the country that allows u 2 do that n e where?
Twister is a universal game for sexually repressed people that [...]

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BREASTAL BREASTLES

Do yall know if it is possible to determine THE PERFECT ALT BREASTS without actually seeing nip? This casual nip slip may convey enough information to tell us whether or not these breasts are 1) alt and 2) perfect.
What about when you can’t tell if there is a nip slip or not? Did [...]

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