Apparently at Busy P’s birthday party, there was some sort of ‘fight’ between the Cinespace bouncers and the Ed Banger crew.

[Photos by Ronys Photo Booth]

From what I have heard, there were ‘members of the Ed Banger crew who weren’t let into the VIP area.’ Then a bouncer ‘pushed’ notable nitelife DJ Kavinsky and they started 2 fight.

SoMe looks ‘like an angry French man’ in this picture.

Sources ‘in the know’ told me that the ‘bouncers were overwhelmed with entry levelers’ who were ‘mad hyped to see the Daft Punk bro, Thomas Bangalter ‘play a set’ live. Feel sad knowing that he is the bro on the left.

(actually thought that Daft Punk were robots)

Not sure how to feel after seeing French people ‘angry’ and ‘fighting.’
We all just want 2 be V.I.P.s, I guess. Wish more bands would ‘get in fights’ so that the musicblogsphere would ‘have more interesting stuff 2 write about.’ Trying to do more to ‘write about what is happening in local scenes.’ Might have to hire ‘interns’ in every city in America or something.

Is electro dying?
Is Ed Banger going 2 survive the recession?
Are ‘bangers’ still alive?
Do I need to blog more about ______ instead of _________?
I feel like Ed Banger collective has evolved into the ‘type of band that u feel alright hearing ABOUT but not actually hearing.’ Think that is a result of the modern music memesphere structure.

More fight pix ‘after the jump’

‘whoa.’

Or these Daft Punk Dolls?

Or the Busy P + SoMe sneaker?

Don’t u h8 FRENCH PEOPLE BANTER in English?

Should I buy the Ed Banger ED PHONES?

Should I buy this FEADZ Mighty Kids Meal // Happy Meal?

Or should I get the Uffie McFlurry maker?

Or should I just ‘cum’ with an an androgynous McDonalds character? <3 Grimace <3

[Photo by GVB at Grimace's DJ Set @ Pitchfork Music Festival (2015)]

Or should I be Justice in a Palestinian scarf for Halloween?

[Shoes via Sean Ahern Tumblr]
[FGGT Dolls by Daily Swarm]

Or should I just buy a pack of Sharpies and huff them until my brain starts leaking out of my nose?

What are yall gonna buy?

Gaspy & the Justices on myspace
http://www.myspace.com/etjusticepourtous

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But SRSLY yall, I learned a lot from the Busy P interview on P4K. There was a lot of name dropping, banger-referencing, and tales from a meaningful+fun youth. Here are some of my fave parts:

********WTF IS BLOG HOUSE?*******
Pitchfork: Do you think the term “nu rave” describes the music that acts like Justice, Digitalism, or Boys Noize produce well?

Busy Pedro: I think nu rave is already over. One term I really like to describe this kind of music is “hooligan disco.” A guy from French label Institubes came up with that name, and I think it fits perfectly.

****OMG I WANT HIS ALT-CELEB LIFE S0 BAD*****
Pitchfork: You’re a DJ, producer, and manager in addition to running a successful record label. Do you always know what to do first when you get in the office in the morning?

Pedro Winter: One the one hand, I have a pretty normal office day. I get to work at 10 in the morning and leave at eight or nine. I first check emails and communicate with our artists by iChat. Then I go for meetings at Because Music, which is a licensing partner for Justice.
On the other hand, my job at the moment is a bit similar to that of a taxi driver because I don’t know what will happen– there are always surprises. The other day Rick Rubin calls to say that he likes our music. Then I had to explain to Madonna why Justice doesn’t want to support her on tour. It’s crazy.

****NVR 4GET ‘WE R UR FRIENDS’ ******
Pitchfork: Did Justice’s success surprise you?

Peddy Winter: Of course! We sold 250,000 albums worldwide, almost 100,000 in France alone. There’s no other electronic dance act selling like that at the moment. It’s crazy. It’s incredible. We sold more copies of the Justice album in France than of the last Daft Punk album. This is just crazy. And I just met them at a raclette dinner that [Ed Banger's graphic designer] So-Me invited me to. I was the oldest one at the dinner, and they later told me that they were a bit impressed that I was there. At the end of the evening they asked me if they could play me a track, which was “We Are Your Friends”. I took the track, told them to come to my office the next day, and signed a contract with them. That night I had a party at the Le Pulp club in Paris. I played the track, and the club went crazy. I knew I had something special. For me this record is a generational anthem, and I think it will be something that the kids of today will still like to remember when they are 30 years old.

Note: This song will be played at my funeral.

***When did u discover myspace?***
“I discovered MySpace in 2005, maybe a little bit before it blew up. “
-Pedro Winter

NOTE: I DID NOT MAKE THAT UP. Is being on myspace before it blew up kind of like ‘knowing about the Arcade Fire when they had under 10K myspace pageviews’?

Gaspy & the Justices on myspace
http://www.myspace.com/etjusticepourtous

!!!!!!********!!!!!!!!*******!!!!!*********
!!!!!!********!!!!!!!!*******!!!!!*********
!!!!!!********!!!!!!!!*******!!!!!*********

But SRSLY yall, I learned a lot from the Busy P interview on P4K. There was a lot of name dropping, banger-referencing, and tales from a meaningful+fun youth. Here are some of my fave parts:

********WTF IS BLOG HOUSE?*******
Pitchfork: Do you think the term “nu rave” describes the music that acts like Justice, Digitalism, or Boys Noize produce well?

Busy Pedro: I think nu rave is already over. One term I really like to describe this kind of music is “hooligan disco.” A guy from French label Institubes came up with that name, and I think it fits perfectly.

****OMG I WANT HIS ALT-CELEB LIFE S0 BAD*****
Pitchfork: You’re a DJ, producer, and manager in addition to running a successful record label. Do you always know what to do first when you get in the office in the morning?

Pedro Winter: One the one hand, I have a pretty normal office day. I get to work at 10 in the morning and leave at eight or nine. I first check emails and communicate with our artists by iChat. Then I go for meetings at Because Music, which is a licensing partner for Justice.
On the other hand, my job at the moment is a bit similar to that of a taxi driver because I don’t know what will happen– there are always surprises. The other day Rick Rubin calls to say that he likes our music. Then I had to explain to Madonna why Justice doesn’t want to support her on tour. It’s crazy.

****NVR 4GET ‘WE R UR FRIENDS’ ******
Pitchfork: Did Justice’s success surprise you?

Peddy Winter: Of course! We sold 250,000 albums worldwide, almost 100,000 in France alone. There’s no other electronic dance act selling like that at the moment. It’s crazy. It’s incredible. We sold more copies of the Justice album in France than of the last Daft Punk album. This is just crazy. And I just met them at a raclette dinner that [Ed Banger's graphic designer] So-Me invited me to. I was the oldest one at the dinner, and they later told me that they were a bit impressed that I was there. At the end of the evening they asked me if they could play me a track, which was “We Are Your Friends”. I took the track, told them to come to my office the next day, and signed a contract with them. That night I had a party at the Le Pulp club in Paris. I played the track, and the club went crazy. I knew I had something special. For me this record is a generational anthem, and I think it will be something that the kids of today will still like to remember when they are 30 years old.

Note: This song will be played at my funeral.

***When did u discover myspace?***
“I discovered MySpace in 2005, maybe a little bit before it blew up. “
-Pedro Winter

NOTE: I DID NOT MAKE THAT UP. Is being on myspace before it blew up kind of like ‘knowing about the Arcade Fire when they had under 10K myspace pageviews’?

I read in a blog that the video for “D.A.N.C.E.’ was actually a visual love letter from SoMe to the lolita he kept in a pit in his basement. [Note: SoMe does not keep young women in his basement, nor does he have a death pit in his house.]

BUT SRSLY…if ever there was a time to wear Child Predator glasses… Thnx a lot Ed Banger.

[Photos by The Cobrasnake]
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“HRO, they are just having a good time. There’s nothing wrong with being around young fans who like your music and identify with your lifestyle brand. You are insinuating that they are child predators, when they are just a couple of French men living their dreams. Deep down, we all want to be adored by seas of children; this is why Steve Aoki crowd surfs 300% more often in 3rd world countries.”
-an informed commenter who studied ‘The Psychology of Alt Celebs’ in College

Busy P

Or DJ SKEET SKEET?

Do any other notable alternative celebrities have twirling hat GIFs?
Why do we live in a world where every1 copies from 1 another and nothing is original. :-( How can we find truth if our favourite artists are just copying one another and copying gifs that people made in the 70s?

Is ‘art’ dead? I’m worried… <3

What sort of challenges does Busy P face in the 2008 electro-economy? We all need to realize it’s not 2007 any more, and start stockpiling bottled water & canned goods for 2009. Also, what kind of gimmick could ‘put him over the top’ to get back all of the attention that Justice and Uffie have garnered?

I think Busy P needs to consider becoming a masked, or possibly face-painted DJ.

Here are some options provided [EXCLUSIVELY] by HRO’s Image & Personal Branding Division. Busy P should consider these gimmicks:

A mask of “The Mask” as portrayed by James Carrey

Face Paint Similar to the climax of the film “Dead Presidents”

A “School of Rock” mask

a Rufio/Lost Boys style makeover

Crossbranding with his favourite animal, like a goat

A Predator Mask

An over-conceptualized face paint gimmick

Do you have any advice or suggested gimmicks to help Busy P become more than just ‘the guy who used to manage Daft Punk’? How can he rise above his usual blurbs in alternative magazines? He is great at branding other artists, but what can he do to give himself some love? Should he fire SoMe just to make some headlines?

‘If u can’t love urself, how can u expect n e 1 else 2 love U?’

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BNGRTILIDIE has left a new comment on your post “SAVE DARFUR/TIBET/IRAQ/IRAN/ CZECHOSLOVAKIA/BLACK …”:

The electrowar has already been lost. Have you guys HEARD the new Ed Banger 3 compilation? Brrr….

What sort of challenges does Busy P face in the 2008 electro-economy? We all need to realize it’s not 2007 any more, and start stockpiling bottled water & canned goods for 2009. Also, what kind of gimmick could ‘put him over the top’ to get back all of the attention that Justice and Uffie have garnered?

I think Busy P needs to consider becoming a masked, or possibly face-painted DJ.

Here are some options provided [EXCLUSIVELY] by HRO’s Image & Personal Branding Division. Busy P should consider these gimmicks:

A mask of “The Mask” as portrayed by James Carrey

Face Paint Similar to the climax of the film “Dead Presidents”

A “School of Rock” mask

a Rufio/Lost Boys style makeover

Crossbranding with his favourite animal, like a goat

A Predator Mask

An over-conceptualized face paint gimmick

Do you have any advice or suggested gimmicks to help Busy P become more than just ‘the guy who used to manage Daft Punk’? How can he rise above his usual blurbs in alternative magazines? He is great at branding other artists, but what can he do to give himself some love? Should he fire SoMe just to make some headlines?

‘If u can’t love urself, how can u expect n e 1 else 2 love U?’

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XX BONUS CMMNTR ANALYSIS XX
BNGRTILIDIE has left a new comment on your post “SAVE DARFUR/TIBET/IRAQ/IRAN/ CZECHOSLOVAKIA/BLACK …”:

The electrowar has already been lost. Have you guys HEARD the new Ed Banger 3 compilation? Brrr….

Will Mexican Americans take offense?
Will there be a Chicano boycott of Daft Punk and Justice albums & concerts?

If you are a minority who reads HIPSTERRUNOFF, please feel free to comment on this important issue.

[the Friend Attack]

Mercurius says:

Well, basically music is my life. Everything else is second. I basically work my ass off working on trax. haha Hows that for a persona?

If you are a band, you should probably have him remix your songs. He really GETS THE JOB DONE.
Anyways, he’s going to be pretty big soon, so you might as well put him on your iPod and name drop him to your friends.

MP3: When U Go Out (MFM Disco Love Mix) – Sebastien Grainger
MP3: Rainbow Man (MFM Scream Mix) – Busy P

MP3: I Want UR Soul (MFM House Re-Edit) – Armand Van Helden (Fake Blood Remix)
MP3: 100% (MFM Tenderoni Vinyl Only Mix) – Chromeo

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