HIPSTER RUNOFF

Photo via gothamist via flickr

Since I am moving to NYC after this summer to go to design school, I have started to read NYC-centric blogs to sort of 'put my finger on the pulse' of what real New Yorkers read and see on a daily basis. I couldn't help but notice this huge Calvin Klein ad with 4 ppl in some sort of 'orgy.' It seems hot, and sexual. It reminds me of the feeling of when my 'penis becomes erect' while I am wearing jeans. I think that is what 'advertising'/'marketing' is all about--"SEX SELLS."

Seems intense to have a 4some with a 3-to-1 boy-girl ratio. I would hope that I could be the one 'doing the penetration.' Then there is the bro who 'awkwardly walks over and tries to position himself to 'get a blowjie.' Then there is 'extra bro' who is on the floor 'tugging off', hopefully getting his chance to 'be inside' of the girl eventually. Have yall ever had 3somes? Is it awkward when 1 of your bros is involved? Have u ever 'crossed swords'?

Sort of worried about Am Appy's brand. I read on a design blog that they 'made an official flag.' Think that this means that they might secede from America [via Civil War].

Photo via PSFK

Not sure if this flag is 'still sexual.' Sorta wish it was a picture of a real broad, or something, maybe with her areolas exposed. Not sure if this is the kind of flag that I would want to 'put on the moon.' Can't believe they have an official flag.

What do yall think of these branding choices?
Do yall think that sexual advertisements are bad 4 society?
Do u think it is natural to 'get aroused' when u see a sexie ad?
Have u ever 'made love' 2 more than 1 person at the same time?
Are Calvin Klein jeans 'the new skinny jeans'?