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Bon Iver sounds like dying indie rock on SNL, has mysterious HUGE black teenager in backing band (30 comments) |
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I Am Carles Returns with LIMITED EDISH VALENTINE'S DAY shirt. (7 comments) |
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Pitchfork cyberbullies & slutshames Best Coast, calls her an 'inauthentic two-timing sell out panderer' (13 comments) |
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Tyler the Creator spotted bronoodling with 'this nigga' Kanye West. Are Big Thangs Poppin? (10 comments) |
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Alexis Krauss shows off her BANGIN BOD in GQ Magazine. She truly is 'Sexi Lexi.' (12 comments) |
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Lana Del Rey sells MAD albums, is officially RICH, FAMOUS, and SUCCESSFUL (12 comments) |
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LANAMANIA hits Los Angeles, frenzied fans begin sobbing in Lana Del Rey's presence (35 comments) |
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GRAPHIC PHOTO: Cults lead singer Brian Oblivion suffers severe 3rd degree burns to face (4 comments) |
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Introducing PRAYER WATCH 2K12 A CandleLight Vigil 4 Carles #pray4carles (24 comments) |
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"BUZZ BANDS" was a category on Jeopardy. Have BUZZ BANDS crossed over 2 the mnstrm? (14 comments) |
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Was M.I.A.'s Super Bowl flip off the first shameless slutwave marketing act in the post-LDR era? (27 comments) |
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Skrillex spotted bronoodling with nostalgic human meme Mr. Belding in relevant VIP section (4 comments) |
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Vampire Weekend was the HUGE indie winner of the Super Bowl commercial war (6 comments) |
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Lana Del Rey wears baseball cap, looks TOTALLY EFFING keut (7 comments) |
I read in an alternative marketing book published by SCION that the new way to get noticed on the internet/by alternative consumers is by creating a sillie version of Bingo that self-aware people will have a lil chuckle (lol) about.
What did I leave out? Spankrock? Kid Sister? Pharrell? Acidwash? Anti-Pop Consortium? TV on the Radio?Bangs? Hairstraightener? Dwayne Wayne glasses? Cosby Sweaters? Bike Shorts? Headphones around the neck?
[Via NonThreatening Blip Male/a loyal member of the HRO cult/army]
Whenever ur playing a version of ALT BINGO, there is always a square that you are proud to find. For me, it would probably be the TACO MEAT CHEST HAIR square.
Or maybe the GHEY square.
Or possibly the SNEAKER FGGTS with a misinformed self-concept square.
Or possibly the Carlton Banks Square.
HRO SEES NO COLOUR.
