
:-( I wish we could set her free from her paranoid/controlling/insecure boyfriend who doesn't want other guys 2 look at her.
PUT AN END TO OVER-PROTECTIVE BOYFRIEND JEANS.
Yall need to just learn to trust the person ur with. It's the only way 2 find 'true' 'happiness.' Sometimes we're not meant 2 b...but if ur willing to love like u've never been hurt, then things will be g00d. Just be open, and let ur GF wear whatever she wants, even if other guys hit on her/tug themselves off to her. It just means that they respect u more... just think of how things were when there were cavemen, and women were traded for sticks, fire, maize, cave-painting-stencils, carnival-style turkey legs, and wheels...and there was no such thing as consensual sex. :-(
h8 cavemen. They needed to learn how to treat women with respect.

(sorry... been thinking of changing my major to Anthropologie [also known as the Abercrombie/AmericanEagle for Minorities])
xx BONUS 'FEMALE IN STEP DAD/STANDUPCOMEDIAN JEANS' XX

XX BONUS CAVEMEN FGGTS XX

h8 these quirky, s0 random cavebros.