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Every morning, I start my day with a bowl of dubstep cereal. Mon, 2011-10-03 18:55 | by Carles
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They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day
It is also an important buzz meal
fueling your body
for you daily quest 4 eternal relevance

Recently, I started eating a very dubsteppy cereal
The vibe is authentic, American, British, underground, ravewave
It's so good that both James Blake AND Skrillex could enjoy it
without arguing abt what makes 'authentic dubstep'

They say whenever ur cranky
ur really just hungry
and u really just want to vibe out
with some dancing bears.

Start ur day off right
with a bowl of DubCereal
Frosted MiniDubs
Rice Krispdubs
Cocoa Dubbles
Lucky Dubsteppies
Honey Bunches of Dubs
Special Dub
Captain Dubcrunch
Cinnamon Toast Womp
Kashi Go Lean Dub
Raisin Bran Dub
Fruity DubLoops
Dubrios
Kellogg's Smart Dub

What kind of dub cereal will u start ur day with?

Listen to the Snap, the crackle, the pop, the drop, the womp
the bass
Take some E
vibe on some molly
enjoy ur cereal

This is a brand new day
Don't skip the dubbiest meal of the day.

What kind of cereal do u eat in the morning?
Is 'cereal' for poor, unhealthy Middle Americans?
Is dubstep a relevant branded aesthetic for emerging Gen Z markets?
Has dubstep gone 'mainstream' [via tween marketing campaigns]?
Have u ever had this cereal?

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Some blipster artist gets his own Cheerios commercial Wed, 2010-12-08 15:28 | by Carles
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For some reason, Cheerios has some marketing campaign that is supposed to appeal to blipsters, hipsters, alts, and artists about some blipster who drives around town in some sort of ART MOBILE.

He seems like he says everything that a 'failed artistic type' says abt trying to justify their lives' even though they will never be rich and probs shouldn't have majored in art.

  • "Any1 can be creative"
  • "I love what I do."
  • "I am bitter about society"
  • "I am too poor to afford real breakfast so I can't even afford Honey Nut Cheerios."
  • "Any thing with fiber theoretically lowers ur cholesterol."
  • "My kids are safe with u... I promise."
  • "They made me take the logo off my favourite Members Only jacket."
  • "They gave me a bucket of chalk in exchange for making this video."
  • "I live in this van down by the river."

Do u think this blipster is chill?

What is the most authentic brand of cereal?
Should this bro be all up on Kashi's nuts?
R u more brand loyal 2 Clusters or Honey Bunches of Oats?
Fruity Pebbles or Cocoa Pebbles?
Cocoa Pebbles or Cocoa Crispies?
Raisin Bran or Raisin Bran Crunch or Raisin Bran Extra?

Do u think Cheerios should have used 'black ppl'/blipsters to sell Chocolate Cheerios [via General Mills being all racist]?

Do u know any1 who started an 'art bus'?
Do artists make u sad bc they are all poor and no1 cares abt what they 'make' bc it is honestly kinda shitty?
Does art deserve 2 make money?
Are commercials 'the master art'?
Are Cheerios 'overrated' or underrated?
Are Cheerios alt?
Is this better than the Miracle Whip 'hipster' campaign? [link]
Is this bro an authentic blipster or a post-Kanye 10.0 blipster?

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