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I wish they had Macbooks when I was a tween so I could create borderline pornographic content with my bff

I wish I could be a tween again
Filled with spirit, a love for modern music,
a will to joy, and a desire to dance like no1 is watching
Record my dances on my Macbook
to upload videos to youtube
so that I can dance like some1 is watching.
Late night on youtube
spent in an endless vortex of RELATED VIDEOS
until I [...]

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Still not sure who I should d8 in 2k9

Falling in

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Forecasting the Child Predator Glasses Economy

In 2k8, I was able to make tons of mediocre posts heavily relying on the strength of the gimmick of Child Predator glasses. I’m not so sure if 2k9 will be easy. We are slowly but surely reliving the product lifespan of shuttershades. s00 popular at the beginning, but then got rlllly [...]

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Have Child Predators Discovered a New Gimmick?

If I were a mainstream media journalist, I would turn this post into a puff piece that tells ppl how our society is falling apart. I would show this Man with Child Predator Glasses pouring vodka into the moufz of concert-goers, and try to point fingers at who could have possibly taught him this? [...]

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