Tag Archives: child predator glasses

P0st m0re Child Predators

By Carles | November 25, 2008

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Child Predator glasses will never die.
Child Predator glasses have been around forever.
Child Predator glasses can make u look like an authentic kreep, no matter how upper-middle class your family is.
Child Predator glasses help u distance ur personal brand from society’s norms.
Child Predator glasses make u look ‘a lil smart’ and ‘a lil crayzee.’
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Child Predatoring is a Serious Business

By Carles | November 13, 2008

When I grow up, I want to work at a firm that allows me to ‘dress up’ AND wear child predator glasses.

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Sometimes I wonder what I will do when I grow up. I ‘don’t want to end up’ ‘working’ in a ‘cubicle’ and feeling meaningless, kinda like the movie ‘The Office Spaces.’ [...]

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Part of the Child Predator Never Dies

By Carles | October 6, 2008

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A lot of people ask me ‘Carles… which trends are gonna be around 4ever?’  That’s an incredibly relevant question to most of our existences.  We must spend money in order to buy things that represent us, but finding something that will accurately represent our personal brands for more than 1 year is [...]

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Just BC I don’t blog about Child Predators N E more doesn’t mean u should let ur guard down

By Carles | August 12, 2008

Be careful, yall. Child Predator glasses have been named by Time Magazine to be ‘the new Shutter Shades.’ Eventually, we won’t be able to tell the difference between alts, child predators, and IcelandicJapaneseBrazilian weirdos.
Keep ur lil alts on leashes.
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Even alt-model diva cover girls are wearing Child Predator Glasses.XX BONUS AZN GETTING BUSTED ON [...]

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