Tag Archives: China

Should I h8 AZNs?

They’re all over there laughing at us. It sucks. My whole life, I have been raised thinking that America was the best country on the planet, but I think it might have all been a lie. Maybe we were just really good at branding. Feel like we just control what it [...]

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Product Placement on Party Pix Sites (Alt Breast Edition)

As I have documented, it’s difficult to take street fashion blogs, party pix sites, and people seriously n e more because product placement is ruining everything.
For example, I can’t evaluate this pair of alt breasteses without looking at some sort of energy drink. Even though she has Agyness Deyn piercings, I can’t help but [...]

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Seen n e kute ZanyHat-Blazer-Skirt AZNs lately?

Fashion is kind of like a box of chocolates–u never know when you’re going to encounter a zany AZN in a sillie hat wearing a business casual blazer, leggings, a keut skirt, and aerobic shoes. I wonder what it would be like to live in Asia. The closest I would ever want [...]

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The World’s Most Alternative Athletes

In the spirit of the Olympics, I figured I should try to find out who the world’s ALT-est athletes are. Athletes aren’t just people who play sports. They have personalities, too. While most are just the typical ass holes who probably just ‘listen to hiphop to get pumped up before games’, some [...]

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