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I Am Carles Returns with LIMITED EDISH VALENTINE'S DAY shirt. (7 comments) |
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Pitchfork cyberbullies & slutshames Best Coast, calls her an 'inauthentic two-timing sell out panderer' (13 comments) |
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Tyler the Creator spotted bronoodling with 'this nigga' Kanye West. Are Big Thangs Poppin? (10 comments) |
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Alexis Krauss shows off her BANGIN BOD in GQ Magazine. She truly is 'Sexi Lexi.' (12 comments) |
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Lana Del Rey sells MAD albums, is officially RICH, FAMOUS, and SUCCESSFUL (12 comments) |
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LANAMANIA hits Los Angeles, frenzied fans begin sobbing in Lana Del Rey's presence (35 comments) |
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GRAPHIC PHOTO: Cults lead singer Brian Oblivion suffers severe 3rd degree burns to face (4 comments) |
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Introducing PRAYER WATCH 2K12 A CandleLight Vigil 4 Carles #pray4carles (24 comments) |
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"BUZZ BANDS" was a category on Jeopardy. Have BUZZ BANDS crossed over 2 the mnstrm? (14 comments) |
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Was M.I.A.'s Super Bowl flip off the first shameless slutwave marketing act in the post-LDR era? (27 comments) |
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Skrillex spotted bronoodling with nostalgic human meme Mr. Belding in relevant VIP section (4 comments) |
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Vampire Weekend was the HUGE indie winner of the Super Bowl commercial war (6 comments) |
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Lana Del Rey wears baseball cap, looks TOTALLY EFFING keut (7 comments) |
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Lance Armstrong supports Bon Iver against Carles & other anonymous cowards (33 comments) |
Yall might remember the popular trend 'mom jeans.' They sorta invaded the altbaguette scene, then sorta crossed over into a 'mainstream joke' cuz the name was s0 true since we all know a local mother who wore mom jeans that made her ass look all mommy. Saw this hot momjean ass, and sorta made me feel 'aroused' and then I got a lil depressed because I started 2 yearn for the complex touch of an authentic alt woman.
Whose mom jean ass does this behind belong 2?
a) Miley Cyrus
b) a Dirty Projecty
c) a member of 'The Black Kids'/'The Go Team' [vintage indie meme]
d) Ben Gibbard's wife
e) Scarlett Johnannysens
f) Taylor Swift
g) a member of the band GIRLS
h) a member of the band 'gals'
i) It's On with Alexa Chung
j) altPorn Star 'Sasha Grey'
h) the porno broad from the Dim Mak sex tape
i) a post-tween who is about to pursue a modeling career
j) a cast member of the popular show 'The Hills'
k) a cast member of the popular show 'The Real AltWives of Brooklyn.'
l) a cast member of the popular show 'Project Runway'
m) a cast member of the popular show 'Man Vs. Food.'
n) Lindsey Lohan [via leggings meme]
o) Beth Ditto
p) Feist
q) Regina Spekty
r) Cat Powers
s) Brandon Teena
t) Tina Brandon
u) youtube sensation 'Leave Brittney Alone' Guy
v) Wanda Sykes
w) Kathy Griffin
x) miscellaneous female comedian
y) a cast member from Bev hills 90210
z) the St Vincent
aa) Choose.Your.Own.Response
who do yall thinks ass it is belongs to?
Felt sad when 'mom jeans' became a mainstream meme.
Not sure if it is still a relevant 'trend' or just a 'huge joke that mainstreams talk abt.'
Sad Halloween is over. Wish I could post zany costumes all year... but if u really think about it, maybe I already do... maybe I already do.... ///#hallotween
Chloe Sevigny is an alternative actress and model. She is famous for 'being alt hot' and giving Vincent Gallo a BJ on camera.
Read more>>>>THESE ARE RELEVANT MUSIC VIDEOS + ANALYSIS BY THE BLOGGER, CARLES
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Video: Dirty Projectors - Stillness is the Move
Analysis: I feel pressured to blog about this because they are apparently 'relevant' even though I don't really 'get' why. Feel like I don't 'trust' people who 'ooze praise' for the Dirty Projecties. I am not sure what this video is 'trying to be.' Think it is trying to be conceptual/artsy, but then also trying to be 'normal.' Probably like trying to trick mainstreamers into thinking that the Dirty Projector is 'the next Feist.' Feel like this video 'looks worse than Bat for Lashes' in terms of 'forced conceptuality.'
I feel like the girls in the Dirty Projectors are 'high level altbaguettes' who u have a 'very strong personal brand' in your local scene. Ur not really sure why they are 'desired' or 'respected', but then you find out that they are 'in some crappy band' and their roles within the band are 'questionable'. like you 'went to a show where one of them just played the tambourine' or something. You and your friends 'share their myspace page' as a 'very funny inside joke' because you think their songs/pictures/listed_influences are 'very funnie/terrible.' Then the next thing u know, they are 'being blogged about+praised for 'amazing pop sensibilities'' and u feel like u 'might as well off urself.'
Sort of just want to go to a Dirty Projjies show just to 'hear this song' and watch people 'overtly acknowledge' that this is 'the single' by 'doing slinky dances' to this song.
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Video: Wavves - No Hope Kids
Analysis: This video was made from 'meaningful footage' as a filmmaker bro followed Wavves across his European tour. Wonder if it was sort of like 'Almost Famous' with an indie musician. Not sure if there was a scoop. From what I have read, Wavves is 'shatted upon' by other artists in his genre. Think that they think he is 'faking his gimmick' or something, while they 'actually live the lifestyle.' Think that this video is 'sweet' because they do things like 'smoke bowls of marijuana.' Hope that Wavves' brand is still 'marketable' after this video/his 'meltdown.'
Another great thing about this video is that it really captures the essence of 'going to a concert in your local venue' and feeling like the other members of the audience 'seriously crawled up from the sewer' to 'mosh around.' Feels weird to go to 'sewer people' shows, but also sort of 'authentic.'
Are yall 'going 2 get a summer Wavves haircut'?
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Video: Coconut Records - Any Fun
Analysis: It is important to note that 'Chloe Sevigny is in this video', thereby making this video 250% 'more bloggable.' It is overall a 'krappy video.' Think they have 'old cameras' and filmed 'normal people' doing 'boring stuff' while attempting to 'make it look beautiful.' Not sure if Chloe Sevigny is 'still hot.' She might have to transition her personal brand into 'being an elegant elder alt' soon.
Feel like Jason Schwartzman could 'make anything' and it would 'look kewl' because he was in 'one of the most important alt movies' of all time.
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Video: MSTRKRFT - Heartbreaker (ft. John Legend)
Analysis: I never listend to MSTRKRFT's latest album 'Fist of God' because I assumed that it was 'all banger' or something 'thick and unlistenable.' But then I saw them perform this song on Letterman, and thought it was 'pretty good.' Feel like I like it in the same way that I 'enjoy a remix' but this is 'the original version.' That statement possibly 'does not make sense to 38% of readers' who are not students of the remix economy. Think that the lyrics are 'possibly terrible' but still 'redeeming' in a 'simple way.'
I enjoy this video, because it is about a Mexi family who owns a bodega. A group of white bros come in, and 1 bro is 'meaningfully attracted' to the hot daughter cashier. Think it is supposed to give minorities hope that they too can be courted by an uppermiddle class alt guy who is 'ironically' buying alcohol at ur bodega since they 'serve minors' and also 'serve all night.' The lazy mexi father 'falls asleep' and when he wakes up, 'verbally abuses' his daughter for letting the bros 'run wild' while she 'chases alt white cock.' Not sure if she will get a college education.
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Video: All Leather - I Don't Hate Fags, God Does
Analysis: Think this video is sort of supposed to 'go viral' some how. It is depicting Jesus 'Last Supper' except with dark, demented, rave-culture-like elements. It is supposed to 'shock you.' When I saw it 'I kinda chuckled', and fast fowarded around. Saw a 'bunny' and also 'some people fucking.' Then thought about 'the kind of people who actually like that music.' Feels weird to think that people 'made' that music. Ultimately, I would just say that this product is for 'weird faggots' like something that 'Adam Lambert would think is cool' or something.
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Video: Sonic Youth - Sacred Trickster
Analysis: This is a video about 'female cunts who want to be in a band', I think. I think it is supposed to be a straightforward metaphor about 'dressing up' to seem famous/relevant/indie/authentic, but possibly 'being hollow' and 'constructed by consumer choices.' Seems straightforward. Not sure about Sonic Youth. Think they were 'good' back in the 80s/90s or something, but wonder if they are 'a 1 trick pony.'
Think I went through a phase of 'listening to Sonic Youth' but think it was back when I was 'trying too hard to love alt music.' They are possibly 'just okay' but ultimately a product that GenXers should probably 'authentically enjoy.' Don't know much about 'music' so they are possibly 'very influencial' but think I am going to start 'saying that I don't think Sonic Youth is very good' in conversations just to have a 'cutting edge' opinion. Not sure if the song in this video is 'even any good.'
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Have yall seen n e [HIGHLY BLGGBLE] Music videos lately?
Yall. I was at Coachella this weekend, and I got to see some of my favourite kewl celebs who are 'into music' and know how to 'not wear makeup so that no1 recognizes them.' It must be interesting and fun to be a celebrity. U kinda just wanna chill out in public and have people look @u and recognize u and want 2 be u but u also 'want people 2 leave u alone' so that u can experience the same stuff that 'normal people' do, like music festivals and wearing ur chillest sun wardrobe.
Saw popular 'indie movie starlet' Chloe Sevigny at Coachellers. She was wearing sandals, but she had on white socks underneath. I think it's the thing where some1 who is a 'trendsetter' does something that is a 'fashion sin' and 'make it seem kinda kewl.' Not sure if this means I have to buy sandals and socks to wear underneath them. Might just be a trend for entrylevel tween females with lookbooks.
Apparently sandals are really bad for your hygiene, and usually don't even provide u with proper support. Should probably buy some 'shoes for old people' or something.
Does n e 1 know if Chloe Sevigny is still authentic? Kinda hope she does some more romantic comedies and 'goes into the mainstream' but I'm not sure if mainstream girls would 'want to look like her' or if mainstream bros would 'think she is hella hot, yo.'
sorta wish this was a blog post about Sandra Bullock in her prime. (miss u Keanu)
'don't stop this bus' -the movie SPEED
XX BONUS CLUELESS ALT MEME XX
Yall I feel Clueless
walking around coachy
barefoot
hope I don't get a disease
I think that's actually how
kids in Africa transmit a lot of diseases
Does n e 1 else miss when images of consumerism and rich white people were 'simple.'
Miss when we didn't have to 'resent white ppl' s0 hard.
Chloe Sevigny is an alternative actress and model. She is famous for 'being alt hot' and giving Vincent Gallo a BJ on camera.
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Chloe Sevigny is 'a regular' at Knicks games, sitting courtside 2 improve her visible, consumer-facing New Yorker brand. Last year, she was spotted sitting with DJ Pauly D. It seems like she is a real NBA connoisseur, relieved that the lockout ended, but potentially still angry about the way the league handled the Chris Paul trade due to their ownership of the New Orleans Hornets.
Ur bangs look god, bb!
At last night's game between the New York Knicks and the Toronto Raptors, she was spotted canoodling with Alex Frankel, the 'frontman' of the popular buzzband Holy Ghost! It seems as if Alex Frankel is taking his personal brand 2 such great heights, slowly taking over DFA Records now that James Murphy has 'retired' in order to attain a 'bottles and models' lifestyle. This is exactly the type of buzz that 2k12 needed. We NEED a fresh new alt couple that can prove that alt relationships can stay strong now that Ben Gibbard and Zooey Deschanel 'went down the shitter.'
Oh Alex...
U make me s0 wet...
U soak my panties...
When I listen 2 ur mp3s...
I wanna sit courtside with u...
The Knicks lost the game to the Raptors, proving that no matter how buzzworthy the crowd is, u still need a complete team in order to win an NBA game.
Are Chloe Sevigny and Alex Frankel the hottest new couple in alt?
Did Holy Ghost! have one of the top albums of 2k11?
Is Alex Frankel the hottest indie hunk in indie electro?
Do u want to sit courtside in a relevant alt relationship?
Is the NBA 'mnstrm' or the alt-est American sport?
Will we ever see Win Butler and Regine sitting courtside at an NBA game?
Do u want 2 canoodle with Chloe Sevigny?
Chloe Sevigny spotted canoodling with DJ Pauly D
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Alex Frankel is the lead singer of Holy Ghost!
Alex Frankel & Nick Millhiser are the popular buzzband Holy Ghost!
Chloe Sevigny is an alternative icon. Even though she is approaching 40 years old, she still has a BANGIN BOD, but more importantly, an unyielding drive to be alt and relevant. This is why she created some fashion line. Now u can buy clothes and pretend that u r Chloe Sevigny. Usually, I just pretend I am one of the characters in the movie she is in. Whether I let Hillary Swank bang me with a rubber peen, or give a beej to a bro who looks like Vinny Gallo, it's easy to be Chloe Sevigny.
Sorta want 2 buy some of her clothes just to feel like an 'it girl.' Sometimes it is hard to feel like an 'it girl' when ur a bro who lives in suburbia, but hopefully she created beautiful clothes at a beautiful price point 4 the masses.
Do u think she looks good?
Has she still 'got it'?
Does her line look 'way alt'?
Do u think ur own name will ever become a relevant brand/logo?
Do u think she will make as much money as the Jessica Simpson shoe line?
Can u buy clothes that make u look like an 'it girl'?
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Chloe Sevigny is an alternative 'it-girl', except she is a grown ass woman. So I guess she manages to preserve her 'it-ness' mainly because she was alt in the formative stages of 1990s alt, and the 90s are 'totally hot right now'/forever, because the 90s are the new 80s and Chloe is an 'effing goddess' and can do no wrong, because she basically gave Vincent Gallo a hummer (also known as a beej) on camera in Brown Bunny, and she let Hillary Swank make love to her with a strap-on penis. Anyways, she was interviewed by some magazine about how her life and career are amazing, and talked openly about random stuff that sounds interesting because she is Chloe Sevigny.
Here is an intro that makes her sound like the most interesting alternative woman in the world, who is trying 2 maintain authenticity & make $$$.
No one could ever accuse actor Chloë Sevigny of playing it safe. From her first major role as an HIV-positive teenager in Larry Clark's KIDS to her Golden Globe Award–winning portrayal of a sister-wife on HBO's Big Love, the 36-year-old actor and fashion designer has never been one to shy away from controversy. In her latest film, Mr. Nice, Sevigny plays Judy Marks, wife of Howard Marks, a Welsh drug smuggler who was alleged to have once run 10% of the world's hashish trade. Up next, she's planning a return to television with two very different miniseries: a Lizzie Borden biopic, in which she'll play the homicidal lead, and a still-untitled project about a pre-op transsexual assassin, for which she's readying her Irish brogue.
Do u admire her career?
Does she 'crush it' in Big Love?
Anyways, here is a part of the interview where she brags abt how long she has been alt for, how she was alt b4 alt was alt, and how she has really mellowed out now that she is a 'grown ass woman':
When you were 17, your parents forced you to go to an AA meeting. I’m curious to know if that colored your work in this film at all.
I don’t know… My parents found my bong. They put the bong on a table next to a note that said, “This is shit and you’re in it.” I thought it was so funny. I was kind of a screw-up in high school. I dressed really weird and was really despondent, and I did smoke a lot of pot and took different experimental drugs. I think it definitely affected my performance in high school, but I also think I might have been that way even if I wasn’t on so many drugs. I was just miserable. I had a really hard time as a teenager. It was super-fun and crazy, but I wasn’t doing the “right” things at all. When I shaved my head and pierced my nose my mom wanted to die—they kicked me out of the house.
You were such a cliché!
[Laughter] It was 1991.Which was only a few years before you starred in KIDS. Do you feel as if, even though 16 years have passed since the release of that film, people still consider you to be this New York party girl?
I often think about that a lot, the fact that people still think of me as a kid, but I’m 37. I’m, like, a woman. But I still feel like people are judging me in an unfair way most of the time, like I’m still a little kid. But I don’t go out so much anymore. I’m not going to all the cool spots anymore.
Does Chloe seem 'totally kewl'?
R u surprised she is 37 and still has a BANGIN BIKINI BOD? [link]
Can u believe she has been alt 4 so long?
Should she 'retire' from being alt?
Can she ever 'quit' being alt, or will she always be alt no matter what she does?
Did u smoke dank in 1991?
Who is the modern Chloe Sevigny?
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Kickball Katy is potentially 'the most famous human' in the fuzzy buzzy genre of lofi girly music, so it's not a surprise that she was spotted bronoodling with indie icon Chloe Sevigny. Every time I see a picture of Chloe Sevigny, she looks different, but I guess she is a 'premium indie hottie.' What she doesn't have in mainstream looks, she makes up 4 in alt attitude and sass.
I honestly can't tell who looks prettier... Kickball Katy's fire red hair and voluptuous build has turned my eye... but there's just something abt Chloe. Ever since Brandon Teena [via Hillary Swank] made love to her with a prosthetic penis in "Boys Don't Cry", I have just been really into her. A lot of people always talk about the Brown Bunny blowjob scene, But I am just more into 'dark role playing' and girl-on-girl as opposed to gonzo POV oral.
Who looks keuter?
Does this mean Katy Goodman is a relevant VIP alt?
Is Chloe Sevigny still relevant?
Who will have a better alt career?
Can Kickball Katy become the next Zooey Deschanel and attempt to launch a lifestyle brand?
Kickball Katy is a member of the Vivian Girls. She is a ginger.
Chloe Sevigny is an alternative actress and model. She is famous for 'being alt hot' and giving Vincent Gallo a BJ on camera.
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Chloe Sevigny is an alt indie sex icon, starring in indie films, being an inspirational alt figure, and an 'it girl'... She sets trends 4 alt women all around the world, serving as an inspiration 4 altness. Also she has a keut pout face.
Look at her pouting.
That is one helluva pout.
Dear Lord
What a complex face
It seems 'dark', 'enigmatic', and 'beautiful'
I might never smile again
just gonna pout like Chloe
Backless dress
Do u <3 her pout?
Do u <3 girls who pout, or girls who 'smile'?
Is 'smiling' 4 entry levelers?
Who is the #1 pouter in the world?
Is Chloe Sevigny 'the alt-est woman alive'? Should she date a young buzzband to get more modern alt-cred?
Remember the time she made love to Hillary Swank's plastic peen in that 1 movie?
Chloe Sevigny is an alternative actress and model. She is famous for 'being alt hot' and giving Vincent Gallo a BJ on camera.
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Chloe Sevigny stars in this 'short film' about a bunch of alternative ppl playing Truth or Dare. Honestly, I can't tell if it is a 'short film', a 'youtube video of bffs', or just some sort of alt reality show pilot. The film honestly never goes anywhere, it sorta just paints the picture of 'relevant alternative ppl' living a relevant alternative life, gathering in a relevant alternative space in a relevant alternative city and doing something relevantly whimsical and sillie that might lend some sort of insight into the human experience.
Director Cass Bird takes her inimitable lens to Chrissy Miller’s latest Sophomore collection, in a new improvised video depicting a game of “truth or dare”. Starring Chloë Sevigny, PJ Ransone, Jen Brill, Leslie Arfin, and few of their friends, the documentary style mimics Madonna’s adult antics in the classic Alek Keshishian film Madonna: Truth or Dare (1991).
I sorta wish I could play a game of Truth Or Dare with a bunch of Tragic McAltAlts...
Unfortunately, most of my friends live in suburbia and do a bunch of drugs and only listen to buzzbands and have failed artistic dreams, so there isn't much more 2 find out abt them, and I wouldn't be shocked to see them partake in sillie behavior.
Do u <3 Chloe Sevigny?
Does she look 'mad hot'?
Do u wish u could hang out with her and find out what inspires her?
Is she living an authentic existence or is she 'dated'?
Have yall ever played Truth or Dare? Did u find out something krazie abt urself/one of ur BFFs?
Is Truth Or Dare just a game that hornie, bicurious tweens play?
Let's play Truth or Dare in the comments section of this post
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Just saw this picture of Chloe Sevigny at some event called "Tara Subkoff's Fall-Winter 2011 Imitation runway show." I am not really familiar with the fashion world, but from what I understand, when u attend a fashion show u have 2 look fashionable, yet not as 'loud/meaningful' as what ur going 2 see. Unfortunately, Chloe Sevigny seems to have worn some sort of polar bear fur coat. Seems kinda unchill. I am not sure if Polar Bears are going extinct bc the ice caps are melting via global warming, or if they are migrating south to eat bamboo and [EVOLVE] in2 Panda Bears, but u can't be wearing polar bear fur...
But on the other hand, maybe fur is kinda alt because ppl who want to 'save the animals' [via PETA] are a lil bit too unchill because they always hand u flyers with a bunch of graphic pix of dead animals and they kill the vibe.
Here she is with Robyn and the guy in the turban from Wes Anderson movies.
Here is some 'commonfolk' coming up to her and treating her like a goddess/alternative royalty or something.
Have yall ever met Chloe Sevigny?
Did u have 2 bow at her feet?
Did her career 'peak' a long time ago, or has she been granted alternative tenure due 2 her contributions 2 the alternative community?
Do u think it is unchill that she wore polar bear fur?
Have yall ever hunted polar bear, converted it in2 a coat as a diy arts and craft project, and then sold it on ur Etsy store?
Chloe Sevigny is an alternative actress and model. She is famous for 'being alt hot' and giving Vincent Gallo a BJ on camera.
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Chloe Sevigny is known as one of the most authentic alternative actresses/altbaguettes in the entire world right now. DJ Pauly D is a filthy guido who 'got famous' after the success of the hit television show Jersey Shore. Now he is a high-priced DJ who probably makes 'mad bank' [via club owners with 2 much money 2 waste].
It seems like they chilled out 2gether at a New York Knicks basketball game. Not sure if they are dating, or if she is probably just 'down 2 fuck' [via guido fantasies]. Anyways, it is 'great blog fodder' so u can just say that they were 'canoodling' and let every1 be all like 'omg can't believe this happened. w0rldz are t0tally c0lliding.'
Do u think they are 'dating'?
Do they have 'mad chemistry'?
Does Pauly D 'get' why Chloe is 'mad hot' in an alt kind of way?
Do all white women just want to be penetrated by African or guidos?
Wonder what they talked abt. Maybe they were like "Amare Stoudamire is way better than Pattie Ewings."
R u gonna turn guido so that u can d8 Chloe Sevigny?
Is Pauly D dating Chloe Sevigny just 2 get alternative credibility in the DJ scene?
Is Chloe Seviggers just d8ing this guido 2 get more mainstream press?
Is Pauly D a 'killer DJ' [via SICK breakdowns]?
Do u think their relaish will last?
Are the Knicks 'for real' or will they just get eliminated by the Celtics / Heat / Magic / Bulls?
Who will win the NBA Championship?
Are Knicks games 'more alt' than Lakers games [via courtside celebs]?
Chloe Sevigny is an alternative actress and model. She is famous for 'being alt hot' and giving Vincent Gallo a BJ on camera.
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Pauly D is a filthy guido from the popular MTV show Jersey Shore.
Chloe Sevigny is an 'alt hottie it girl' that alternative girls are supposed 2 idolize because 'what she doesn't have in mainstream looks, she makes up 4 with totally alt it-ness.' A lot of mainstreamers are all like 'OMG why do ppl think she is hot?' but true alts understand that Chloe Sevigny is grade A alternative a$$ who lives the life any entry-leve alt or altbaguette could ever dream of.
I guess she still gets mainstream coverage bc some paparazzi followed her 2 the beach to get pixxx of her in her 'banging bikini bod.' Sorta wish I could be mainstream rich enough to go on a 'tropical vacay' during the winter 2 escape from all of the snow in the suburban Midwest :-(
Do u <3 Chloer's banging bikini bod, or do u prefer 'mainstream hotties' with 'big tits' and 'big asses'?
Firm lil alt ass + some sideboob. <3 <3 <3
Sorta wanna chill out on the beach with u + ur alt friend, drink some Arizona green tea (with honey).
nice butt
Oh Chloe...
Ur so 'it'
<3 <3 <3
Do u <3 Chloe Sevigny?
Does she have the perfect alternative breasts?
Do u 'get' her appeal, or are u 'beyond' it?
Is Chloe Sevigny the ultimate altbaguette?
Chloe Sevigny is an alternative actress and model. She is famous for 'being alt hot' and giving Vincent Gallo a BJ on camera.
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Lou Reed is known as a bro from the pre-internet band The Velvet Underground. From what I understand, they are very influential.
Chloe Sevigny is a popular alternative model + actress + designer + Renaissance Woman. It seems like she is probably watching the 'Dot Race' on the jumbotron, but he is thinking about some sort of deep Velvet Underground song.
The two were seen at Madison Square Garden watching the New York Knicks play against the Atlanta Hawks. Wonder if NBA games are a new relevant alternative event. Like a chill party where every1 can wear Snuggies and chill on a 'cold one.'
From what we have researched on Google Images, Chloe Sevigny is a 'die hard' New Yorker, and supports local teams.
She even supports the popular Canadian sport 'hockey.'
Are alt celebs starting to sit 'courtside' to get more exposure? Wonder if mainstream hiphop culture is 'rubbing off' on alt celebs.
Will Vampire Weekend sit courtside at nationally televised games just to create blog buzz?
Will Chloe Sevigny convince LeBron James to leave the Cleveland Cavaliers and sign with the New York Knicks?
Is Chloe Sevigny a chill bro who u can 'watch the game' and 'drink a brewskie' with?
Do u respect the fact that Chloe brings her glasses to the game so she can have a clear view of the action?
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