HIPSTER RUNOFF

CHRISTINA BB! OH NO! I WILL NEVER GET OVER WHAT HAPPENED 2 U WHILE U were singing at Etta James's funeral. Don't get me wrong, Etta was a BIG, BEAUTIFUL woman, but I honestly believe that when ur career is over, u will be bigger and beautifuller.

Is that period juice dripping down ur leg? I HATE it when that happens. Honestly, that usually only happens to me when I'm wearing pants. Sometimes I'll have to stop at a fast food restaurant and create a makeship tampon out of straws and napkins. It's gross, but it gets the job done. I love Xtina bc she is so drrrty. I wanna get more exploritory in the bed room!

The truth is, ur BEAUTAFUL enough to be a diva any day of the week, no matter what happens.

It's NOT ur fault. This is just what NATURALLY happens, part of the birds and the bees, as they say. Blogs need to BACK OFF and not humiliate u just becasue ur doing something natural and u forgot to stick a tampon or a pad with wings up your choo-cha to stop the bleeding. It sucks. One time my ex DUMPED ME because I perioded on his new sneakers! I swear he loved those things more than me.

Her Crimson Tide period honestly looks good. Sometimes mine comes out green and brown due to a serious of health complications. Don't let them slutshame u, XTina BB! When it's all said and done U have WON the war against Brittney Spears!

Brittney who? #TeamXtina

Xtina BB! Adele BB! You 2 are SO lucky you get to hang with each other!!

I would KILL 2 meet some1 famous. Srsly, one time I volunteered at the butcher's because the manager had an IN with the puffy tire guy. I chopped up cows for three months just to shake hands with the tire guy. And it turned out that it wasn't even HIM, it was the butcher's NEPHEW dressed up in white spray-painted innertubes and floaties! A-Hole!

Honestly sometimes my body feels like I am covered in puffy tires filled with lard goo. It is honestly difficult, but Xtina and DeleBB give me HOPE that a curvy woman can truly MAKE IT in this industry. I need to start hitting the gym, asap, so that I can finally get my dream bod.

Adill BB! When I 1st heard ur singing, i thought u were a black woman!! I didn't know a white girl could have so much SOUL!! Aretha Franklin who? #TeamAdele

Luv u 2 BBs!! Luv lulv luv ur BIG hair Adlee! CUTE hat Xtina BB! I need to get a lil cap for Girls Nite Out ASAP!

Xtina bb! OMFG... First u KILLED it in ur leggings. and NOW! U look AMAZING in polka dots

Is there anything u CAN'T wear?
For me, it's the other way around... Is there anything I CAN wear?

Last time I wore polka dots, they all stretched out, and I looked like an orca. My exBF started to call me 'shamu', and it hurts to be called a whale. It was humiliating because we actually were at Sea World, and people kept coming up to me to take pictures. My bf at the time started to date a whale trainer. It was sad. I actually went to community college to try to learn aquatic science to get him back, but it was too little, too late.

I lovelovelove Xtina and there ain't no other WO-man but her!
She's a Jeanie in a bottle, bb!
Cum
Cum
cmon and let u out bc u look good!

OMG U look so thin and fierce, Xtina bb!

I honestly haven't worn leggings since my dance recital at age 9. I was a bit bigger than the other girls. I tried to do the splits and my leggings tore, exposing my vagine to the entire school. From then on I was known as 'Split pants pussy girl.' The name stuck. They yelled it at me when I walked across the stage to get my graduation diploma from high school. It was horrible.

My ex used to call me 'Little Smokey' because my legs looked like short, fat little sausages. What an a-hole.

Xtina LOOKS GOOD and has THE BEST VOICE IN THE WORLD

Whitney Houston who? #TeamXtina

I wish I could wear leggings. No, seriously. Well, I kinda do because most pants fit my like skin tight leggings.

I'll never forget my first date with my exBF. We went to the Olive Garden and then out to a club to dance. It turns out my pants RIPPED OPEN when I was getting my groove on and it was embarasseng as hell. U could see my underpanties and my ass crack. It was sad. I looked like an idiot and I never heard from him again, so I guess he was never even my boyfriend.

Cristiana looks GOOD and FIERCE. She has lost her baby weight and has THE BEST VOICE in the world.

To all the haters who say her leggs look like sausages... I happen to like sausage! And I happen to also lovelovelove XtinaBB

#Drrty

Xtina bb! Britney who? U WON that contest 4 sure...

Even though she has more kids... Xtina, u've got a BETTEr, FULLER, body... U look good, bb!

She looks FIERCE in leggings... Honestly, whenever I wear most pants, they look like leggings. My thighs and calves strech anything out A LOT. Even baggy jogging pants. It is emberrsing to bend over and have your ass crack pop out. Needless to say, I gotta hit the gym and maybe buy a better pair of spanx.

Xtina has THE BEST VOICE AND the BEST Body....
She looks real, real good <3

I wish my ex BF rubbed me the right way.....

Christina!!!
What r u thinking??? (but u do look fierce in ur mugshot. #rawr)

Ughh... First u eff up the Super Bowl, and now u end up in the slammer!
U should know better, bb!!! Ur a mom now... Even Britney knows how to chill...

One time I spent the night in jail because I was holding drugs for my exBF. It was a bad decision and eventually led to our breakup 9 months later. The moral of the story is, only surround urself with people who are positive influence that don't abuse drugs and abuse you. #learned_the_hard_way

#FreeXtina
#GetWellSoonBB

Yall!
Xtina's BF... soem guy named Matt Rutler is in jail bc he got a DUI!

Whenever I have a girls night out, we usually have a designated driver... As much as we all wanna party, we gotta be responsible.

Her and Xtina got shitfaced then drove home 2gether, but he was driving, so he got in trouble, but Xtina is safe! U gotta give her props for finding a man who will take the fall for her bc she is the breadwinner of the family.

"Singer Christina Aguilera was the passenger in the vehicle. Deputies determined Aguilera was intoxicated. Since she was not able to care for her safety and no one was immediately available to ensure her safety, Aguilera was taken into custody.
Ms. Aguilera was cooperative and was not involved in any criminal activity. She was released at about 7:30AM when she was able to safely care for herself. Because she was taken into custody solely for her safety and the safety of the public, no charges will be filed. As a result, her booking photo will not be released."

Don't drink and drive, yall! Srsly is not cool... 4 realsies though...

#dontdrinkordrive
#click-it-or-ticket
#nocellphoneswhileurdriving
#donttextanddrive
#noEatingAndDriving

Let's just pray that no1 was hurt!

Be careful, Xtina bb <3 <3 <3