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Christmas Gifts
What should I ask 4 4 Xmas?

Should I get a 'lil love child'?

[Photo by lookbook]

Should I get Windows Vista 4 my Mac?

Should I ask my parents 2 buy me a game of H-O-R-S-E with DJ AM? Should I ask 4 sneakers since they appeal to alts & blacks & basketball fans?

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Should I ask 4 permission to get a lower back tattoo in a meaningful font?

Should I buy a sneaker puppie?

[Hypebeast]

Should I get a blowup doll to 'stick my peen in' and 'cum in'?

Should I get a Create Your Own Zany Wayfarers kit?

Should I create/buy a lil alt and have him start a party pic website that can make me ad revenue?

Should I ask 4 glasses that will protect my eyes from a nuclear bomb?

Should I get a lil girl who will let me be her sweet daddy bear?

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Should I ask 4 the opportunity 2 go on a meaningful backpacking trip/study abroad 4 a semester?

Should I ask 4 a zany ski mask that will prevent me from chemicals?

Should I ask 4 The Dark Knight starring Heath Ledger and Ace Ventura?

Should I get an integrated snack+human?

Should I just get a lappy/personal DVD viewer?

Should I get an iPhone Shuffle?

h8 my parents
for not knowing what I want
h8 myself
for not knowing what I want
4 Christmas
& in terms of 'what I want 2 do with my life'

Should I search hypemachine for songs with the word 'Christmas' in them and make a meaningful/gimmicky indie bloghouse Xmas playlist?
Should I give myself a vacation for the rest of 2k8?

Is it 2 early 2 start thinking abt what I want 4 Xmas?

Yall.  Xmas is just around the corner.  Let's start thinking about what we're gonna ask our cool moms & free-spirited dads 4 4 Christmas/Chaunnykah/TheKwanzaa.org.

Should I ask for a Members Only jacket and a Slutty MexiMAltstreamer? Do they sell humans on ebay/craigsZanyList yet?

Disney Star OR Just Another Mexi Who Walks Into a Tacky Store At The Mall to buy clothes that show off her padded bra (which enhances her B cups)?

Do celeb n00dz ever get old? [Picture link] (Not sure if I can h0st it cuz it might be a lil bit too 'kiddie' even tho she has a box cut.)

WHAT ARE YALL THINKING OF GETTING FOR CHRISTMAS? (besides a Mexi with a boxcut)