[Photo by the cobrasnake]A lot of mainstream magazines have branded Alts to consume beverages like Sparks, PBR, and even 'drinking a lot of wine ever since I studied abroad.' However, no1 really knows what alternative people eat. Do yall eat junk food but 'somehow maintain ur amazing figure'?
Or do u only eat healthy, gluten-free food that u purchased a post-gentrified farmer's market? Or do u just shop at Whole Foods? Or are you a 'Chili's Vegan'? Or do u eat McDonnie's breakfast? Do u only eat CLIF BARS/ Pepperidge Farm products / Doritos / Sun Chips / post-ironic foreign foods / SNCKRS bars?
Or do u and ur BF just do a lot of meth?
Is Meth ruining yalls local suburban community? Should I use HRO 2.0 advertising money 2 start a meth lab? What's the difference between meth and coke? What do 'drugs' feel like?
