A lot of ppl are apparently afraid of clowns. I think that's a sillie thing 2 b afraid of. If ur parents truly loved u, then they took you to the circus at least once a year. The truth is, there are more important things 2 b afraid of. U must confront these fears. U r not ready 4 'the real world' until u confront important stuff.
Things that u should be afraid of
- death
- STDs
- the hypemachine shutting down
- HRO shutting down
- falling in love
- high cholesterol
- diabetes
- alcoholism
- French People
- Aussie AltBro armies
- the economy
- the tugjob economy
- Radiohead releasing another album
- the sun exploding
- Your local altbag party promoter getting into a Vespa accident
- Hurricanes
- Poor People
- Angsty Privileged people
- ugly ppl
- uggo ppl
- not eating a healthy breakfast
- discoloured cum
- hardXcore ppl
- the guy from There Will Be Blood/No Country for Brold Men
- Barry Obammy's failed re-election campaign
- Chinese ppl
- Motivated AZNs
- ur parents dying
- ur parents not paying ur rent
- 'the real world'
- the third world
- the Eastern World
- ur boss
- the RIAA
- Iran
- Nucular Weapons
- ur failing nuclear family
- ur bff
- major media companies purchasing controlling interest in the meme economy
- people with active youtube channels
- tweens
- depressed ppl
- Steven Jobs
- Billy G8s
- the guy who invented Sparks (Jeff Sparks)
- end of the year 'best of 2k_ lists'
- brobags
What are yall afraid of?
'No Fear'
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XX BONUS UNDERWORLD/DARKHEARTED ALT XX
I am a bro.
I am cold.
Or I am from an underworld.
Full of authenticity
and devoid of electronic instruments.
Wish I could find
a simple man who works in an airport
to shine my scuffed shoes .
[Photos by Pregs Goldfish]
