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Do teens RLLY 'drink coffee'?
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I just saw a picture of a teen/tween drinking a Starbucks product, and it really confused me. When I was a tween, I didn't really know what coffee was. Sometimes I would see my parents drinking it, but then I would just ask the waiter for 'a glass of orange juice' or perhaps 'a soda.' Just kinda baffles me when I see 'young ppl drinking coffee' and think 'why would they ever want 2 try coffee'?

It seems like the 'Starbucks revolution' really opened the doors for tweens and coffee. It seems like they branded 'fun, sugary sweet drinks' for ppl who didn't 'get' coffee, or for ppl whose tastebuds weren't developed enough for coffee. Seems like people will like anything that tastes 'chocolatey' or possibly 'full of caramel.' Not sure who teens are 'trying to be' by drinking coffee? Why don't they embrace their youth and drink some thing like 'Sunny Delight', 'gogurts' or possibly 'Snapple.'

Is the Gogurt design a 'more innovative' design than the iPod?

Feel like tweens want to do what 'famous people do' and also appear to be 'grown ups' when they don't realize that they already have the attention of grownups since it is so easy to resent them 4 having their whole lives' ahead of them.

Seems like tween girls think they can 'seem older' by 'acting like sluts', 'dressing like sluts', 'being lil cunt sluts', and also drinking Starbucks coffee.

Not sure if parents realize how many calories some of those coffee drinks have in them. It could be a tween's entire caloric intake 4 the day. Worried about teen nutrition since I took a Health class at the local community college.

This 'frappy chino' product seems 'like a gimmick', like they are trying to 'rip off' the popular drink called 'the milkshake.'

Seriously feel like tweens might think Starbucks is 'an ice cream shop.'

There is also the theory which proposed that teens think that Starbucks is a 'chill place to have a study group' or possibly work on a group project.

When I was in college, I would meet an AZN exchange student at Starbucks and copy his answers in exchange for 'making him feel welcome in America' by inviting him to a few parties. I feel like I did more for him than he did 4 me.

I'll nvr forget the time I stayed up all nite to study for marketing. Such a hard class, yall! Avoid it at all costs.

Also seems like Starbucks might be a haven for Girls Nights Out, except for boring girls who aren't sluts/don't 'go out' to places to mate with bros.

Really don't understand Starbucks. Recently read that it is 'as popular as McDonalds' or something, and I am still trying to figure out why they would be successful if they don't sell hamburgers and lil nuggets. It seems like they have 'tricked people' into thinking that they are 'classy' and 'sophisticated' by drinking coffee.

Not sure if it would be more authentic to go to a local coffee house, but most of the time they employ failed alternative ppl who don't even know how to make coffee. It seems like Starbucks employees would have 'more training' or something, and probably employ people who think that they have a 'real job.'

Remember when Subway told all of their employees that they were 'sandwich artists' so they didn't feel so crappy about their jobs?

Seems like Starbucks employees think that they have 'a real job' bc they have 'benefits' and because they are making a 'gourmet product.' Wonder if they are right. Might get a job there when I am done with my communications degree.

Just honestly don't believe that a kid/tween/teen would ever naturally 'try' coffee, unless their abusive father made them drink it to see them suffer. Honestly don't believe young ppl's tastebuds are stimulated by the bitterness of coffee. Seriously think they should stick to 'sugary, corn syrup based drinks.'

How do u feel when u see tweens drinking coffee?
Have u ever been forced 2 go to starbucks for a 'study group'?
Is Starbucks 'corporate bullshit'?
Is Sbucks the 'perfect chain'?
What does coffee taste like?
What does beer taste like?
What is the most entry-level coffee drink order?
What is the most authentic thing I can order in a coffee shop?

ugh. g2g. my internship director needs some starbucks.

do u drink coffee? is starbucks 'mnstrm'?
Can some1 plz explain the Starbucks brand 2 me?

I need a break, yall.

I need a break, yall.
It's okay for me to take a break, because I am usually working. Having the opportunity to 'take a break' means that I am productive.
I have been in the studio all day. I need to decompress my mind--too much thinking. I will go outside. I will bitch about my demanding professor. I will go to a meaningful coffee shoppe. I will 'bum' a cigarette and forge a relationship with some1 based upon 'bumming ciggs' from 1 another.

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I am outside. (torn pant knees)
I have branded myself with the building I am standing outside of. Much like it is pathetic 2 see a McDonalds employee standing outside of their franchise, it is intimidating 2 see me outside of my progressive office/progressive college of the Arts. I set my bag on the ground. I keep a close eye on it. I have valuable books ('idea' books with memes in them + a Macbook Pro) in my bag.

I take a break.
I look into the sky.
I feel the temperature.
The way I feel is
directly related to today's weather.
On some days, I throw down an iPod chill.
Today I read my Neon Bible.
Other days, it is quiet. I become one with The City.
The Sounds of The City
Is like music
or the sound of Television on the Radio
A Technological Societal Natural Paradoxical Metaphor
Is my life in the city
Busy--but on break.
This is my idle state
The city is a Meriweather Post Pavilion.

I have to go to a cafe to study/work
but it will be a relaxed environment
that will facilitate creativity
I will 'get shit done' but in a light-hearted way.

I need a break
2 get my mind off things
like the Justice song 'STRESS'
I am s0 stressed
about deadlines, tests, relationships, and emotions that I don't know how 2 describe.
This break will be a solid opportunity for me to collect my thoughts
and have some caffeine--I was up l8 last nite.
I might treat myself to a carb-heavy snack--I skipped breakfast
and possibly a smart snack--I need a potassium pick-me-up.

This break will be good for me
but I dread/anticipate
getting back 2 work.
I am me. Me does

For 2 weeks out of the year,
I need a vacay.
I will travel
It will be more than just a 'break.'
Because I will leave my standard setting
and broaden my horizons
by seeing
a completely different part of the world
where people
have a completely different way of life.
(One day we're going to live in Paris
I promise
I'm on it.)

I want to live in this world of yours.
Where you do things
differently than I do things
on a day to day basis
(riding vespas and healthier diets)
I have dreams
of living in & with U
But I am
trapped in suburbia

I need a break/change/paradigm shift/vacay.


Noah bb! U look good! and ur having my fave! Iced coffee!

I love love love drinking iced coffee because it not only tastes yummy, but gives me a jolt to finish off the last couple of hours at my work. Unfortunately, it can be VERY pricey, and I can't always have my mid-afternoon frappies :-( #TeamFrappuccino

I honestly wish I had learned about coffee earlier in my life, but I drank a lot of REGULAR SODAS and it caused me to gain A LOT of weight. I would honestly drink a 3-liter per day. Now I drink #Diet_sodas, because they have 0 CALORIES and 0 SUGAR. It was a tough transition, but now I am absolutely ADDICTED to Diet Coke and drink at least two 3-liters throughout the work day. I need to drink more water because my metabolism does seem a bit thrown off. :-(

Noah LOOKS GOOD and HAPPY. She is gonna be special... I have a good feeling abt her....

Miley who? #TeamNoah

I wish I had a sister... (Technically, I do) #long_story

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Best Coast releases official coffee line called 'Best Roast'


Bethany Cosentino of Best Coast hasn't dropped too many memes lately, which is good because every1 definitely 'got really tired' of her memes, and she wasn't really known as a musician, but instead as an entity that released memes for people to consume. Anyways, it seems like she is 'back on the meme front', because Best Coast released this picture of their new coffee line called Best Roast. I don't really know if it tastes good, but I am contacting her PR people to ask for a sample, and will do a 'vlog' review of the product.

I wonder if Bethany authentically 'drinks coffee.' What is yalls fave kind of coffee roast? Starbucks? Folgers? Dunkin Donuts? Is 'brewing ur own coffee' for poor ppl? What type of 'blend' do u prefer? Do u buy ground coffee beans or whole coffee beans? Is drinking coffee an important part of ur personal brand?

Do u own a 'Senor Coffee'?

Has Best Coast 'gone too far' with meme band merch?
Do u think Bobb Bruno is 'getting a cut of sales' [via being on the cover]?
Do u feel like ur vibes have been better without so many Best Coast memes?
Will her next album 'be relevant' and will she 'go mainstream' or can we expect her to 'tank' critically and commercially?
Has Bethany 'been replaced' by Kickball Katy, Madeline Follin, and the Puro Instinct sisters as 'the hottest QTs in lofi fuzzy buzzy'?
Do u think this coffee will be authentic?

Best Coast

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Best Coast is a fuzzy buzzy band that sings abt dank, California, boys, and kitty cats

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NYTimes writes trend piece abt how effing hipsters use laptops in coffee shops


From what I understand, ppl like to go to coffee shops, open up their Macbooks, then 'pretend to work.' They 'take over' an alt coffee shop that isn't Starbucks, then become 'regulars' and just go 2 prove that they 'srsly have their own small business/freelancing job' that requires 'intense focus.' Really feel like every1 should work in an office just so they feel 'repressed by society' and work harder/feel like slaves.

Anyways, some NYTimes writer did some 'trend piece' abt how ppl go to coffee shops to drink coffee and 'work' on the internet. Trying to really deconstruct the concept of 'The_Office' and how young ppl need creative, energetic zones 2 evolve in2 a modern entrepreneurial vibe.

On a day when the cafe Internet connection had already been down for four hours, and the toilet had been blocked for even longer, I thought I had seen these worker bees pushed to their limit. But I had underestimated them. Nothing could stir these people. They were not in New York; they were citizens of Laptopistan.

For some reason the author of this article created a fictional world called LAPTOPISTAN 2 describe life inside of this coffee shop. Feels like this is some sort of high school journalistic tactic or something. Really took it to the next level acting like he was on a safari/expedition:

I was an interloper among them, an anthropologist of sorts, sent to untangle their odd society, to understand their mores and unwritten rules. How did the natives interact? How did the government function? What was the economy like in this land of bottomless cups and table hoggers? And what, oh what, were they all writing?

I was, admittedly, a profoundly skeptical observer. Though I had been a freelance writer for the last eight years, I had always worked at home, clad in pajamas and brewing my own fuel rather than paying $3 for someone to make pretty designs in my caffeinated foam. Whenever my wife suggested that I get out of the house, maybe take my laptop to a cafe, I shot back: “Real freelancers don’t work in coffee shops. It’s just unemployed hipsters and their unpublished novels, or screenplays, or Facebook stati.”


Here is some 'poetic' chunk where they say 'ppl were staring in2 their Macbook screens yall!'

Laptops had colonized every flat surface. No one uttered a word; people just stared into screens, expressionless. It felt like that moment in a horror movie when the innocent couple stumbles into a house filled with hibernating zombies, and they listen, in terror, as the floorboard creaks.

Really wonder if this person really 'sees the world' like this or if they are just 'pretending 2' 4 the sake of 'writing a beautiful article abt the state of the modern world.'

Wonder if I can open up a coffee shop called LAPTOPISTAN and transform it in2 a perfect microsociety/money-making scheme.

Here is another 'trying 2 hard' paragraph where the journalistbro talks abt how it is s000 hard to get thru the 'jungle of power cables'.

Entering Laptopistan is a task in itself. The floor presents an obstacle course of power cables snaking their way around coffee cups, over chairs, and around table legs, eventually finding a home in one of two power strips that look as though they came from a Soviet coal refinery. Whenever a plug is inserted, the outlet sparks, and certain movements can cause all the plugs on a given strip to simultaneously eject.


Glad I have a Macbook instead of a lame ass PC:

A quick glance around shows I have brought my laptop, a month-old MacBook Pro, to its nesting ground. Diversity here means the odd white MacBook or old black PowerBook scattered amid the silver MacBook Pros. Throughout the week I will see only a handful of PCs, each looking sadly out of place, like they have arrived at a black-tie affair in a corduroy blazer.

Here are just a few more dumb sentences that say LAPTOPISTAN:

Laptopistan’s is an entrepreneurial economy, driven by solitary thinkers.

LAPTOPISTAN

My long-held notion that Laptopistan’s citizens were just sitting around e-mailing other writers in other cafes around the world dissipated as I got to know the MacBook Pro owners around me. Sure, there were aspiring screenwriters, novelists and people updating Twitter...


LAPTONIA

Laptopistan provides structure, and freelancers, like children, secretly crave structure. You come to work, for two or four or eight hours, and you take comfort in the knowledge that everyone else is there to work as well. There’s a silent social pressure to it all.

LAPTOPPED STATES OF LAPTOPICA

LAPTOPBROS

MOST Laptopistanis — Laptopistanites? Laptopistanians? — at Atlas are in their 20s, 30s or early 40s, split evenly between men and women. The dress is casual, with both sexes wearing T-shirts, sweaters and jeans, though a few women seem dressed for “work” with button-down blouses, blazers, even a dress or two. Most Laptopistanis work alone, though occasionally I spotted a group collaborating at a corner table. Socially, Laptopistan is a conservative society; outward displays of emotion are frowned upon. Most people hide behind their screens.

Really want to learn what it is like 2 go 2 work in a coffee shop every day instead of in an office. Wish I could be a creative entrepreneur and 'make my own schedule.'

The article closes by saying that LAPTOPISTAN created a perfect society because the journalist bro 'watched some other dude's laptop when he got up 2 take a piss':

After an hour or so, the guy next to me got up to go to the washroom, turned toward his laptop and looked at me.

With a nod, I completed the transaction. When he walked away, I smiled. It was not a big smile; most likely it was barely visible to anyone looking beyond my screen. Precisely the secret smile that citizens of Laptopistan allow themselves when no one’s looking.


Sorta want to move to Laptopistan.
Do u think 'ppl working in coffee shops' is a relevant trend?
Are ppl who claim to 'work' in coffee shops 'full of shit'?
Do ppl in coffee shops need 2 'shut the eff up' so that I can focus on facebook/twitter?
Is this the opposite of a 'hipster bashing' article, like some sort of 'hipster justice' piece where they 'correct' stereotypes?
Do u work on ur laptop 2 do rlly important stuff?
Is Laptopistan 'the perfect' society?