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Is it 2 early 2 start thinking abt what I want 4 Xmas?

Yall.  Xmas is just around the corner.  Let's start thinking about what we're gonna ask our cool moms & free-spirited dads 4 4 Christmas/Chaunnykah/TheKwanzaa.org.

Should I ask for a Members Only jacket and a Slutty MexiMAltstreamer? Do they sell humans on ebay/craigsZanyList yet?

Disney Star OR Just Another Mexi Who Walks Into a Tacky Store At The Mall to buy clothes that show off her padded bra (which enhances her B cups)?

Do celeb n00dz ever get old? [Picture link] (Not sure if I can h0st it cuz it might be a lil bit too 'kiddie' even tho she has a box cut.)

WHAT ARE YALL THINKING OF GETTING FOR CHRISTMAS? (besides a Mexi with a boxcut)