Tag Archives: Converse All Star

Have u owned a pair of Converse Chuck Taylor All Star lowtops during ur lifetime?

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I think that products unify people. Some products last forever, staying relevant with each new generation. For example, most ‘normal people’ have eaten at McDonalds during their lifetime. I am trying to identify products which unify the alternative community. One product that I think most ppl have owned and [...]

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I remember when haute chicks used 2 tape Xes on their nips.

I remember in the past, alternative exhibitionists would tape Xes on their nips. These days, I guess your personal brand is stronger if you have the Xes AND find a way to show your beautiful nippies. It works for me.
Did yall know that udders on cows are the same thing [...]

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What Cool Dads Will Look Like In 2k12

In the future, cool dads will have an opinion on foreign Presidential elections, teaching their lil alts/lil kids about how important it is to vote. When the private elementary school teacher gives their son or daughter a homework assignment that takes incorporates the upcoming Presidential Election, the cool dad will do their child’s homework, [...]

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ALTBRO or ALTBAG [HelsinkiAlt Edition]

ALTBRO or ALTBAG is an HRO gimmick where I find pix of alternative males. Readers then must decide if the person pictured is an altBro or an altBag.

[Photo by HelLooks]
Please justify your answer in order to receive HRO POINTS.  These points will be redeemable for AlternativeGoodies in 2k23.
For example:  ”He is an altbro bc he is wearing Converse AllStars.” 
OR [...]

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