HIPSTER RUNOFF

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Recently, I saw the popular indie film Where The Wild Things Are after seeing it advertised on every media website/blog/tv channel that appeals 2 me. It changed my view of the world, and sort of made me want 2 'get back 2 basics', and 'become a child again', kinda like Animal Collective lyrics. I feel like the inside of me is just a lil boy, and I live in a world with tons of metaphorical monsters.

That's kinda why I decided 2 dress up like the lil boy, then attend a relevant music festival. It seemed appropriate, and I was able to give my Am Appy hoodie a 'second life.' It seems like ever since the altbro aesthetic died, most former altbros are trying to 'pick up the pieces' of their former personal brands, and trying 2 sculpt themselves into something modern/'real.'

I want to feel 'real' but I also kinda wanna be an 'escapist.' I feel like finding a popular movie character to mimic might 'bring me back 2 basics', kinda like the year of my life where I tried to be/think/act like Tyler Durden/ZBraff/miscellaneous Tenenbaum character.  I am a lil bit distant and dark, but there's also a lil bit of 'hope' in my brand.

What movie character would yall morph into?
Will u use Halloween 2k9 as an opportunity to 'morph' in2 some1 else?
Isn't it weird how we want 2 be 'more than human' now that we have already evolved from apes/chimpanzees/guerillas?

Do yall know if it is still alt 2 go 2 a music festival dressed as a Starship Trooper?

It seems like a storm trooper might have been relevant if u were going 2 woodstock, but now, it might mean that you are an 'old ass bro' from back then, or something.

Sorta feeling like I wish I could be any1 but myself right now. Wonder if the next decade will be all about 'escaping from urself' instead of trying to 'enhance urself.' Wonder if they are the same thing. :-(

Previous Where the Wild Alts Are
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/06/what-is-more-alt-where-the-wild-things-are-or-gooby.html

Srsly though...what are some good ideas 4 alt Halloween costumes?
Is PeeWee HermanAlt still a 'relevant' costume?

Or should I be a vintage ironic human meme from the Electro Era?

Miss u Australian Partie Bro Meme.

(Will probs just be a balloon boy meme costume 2 'get ppl talking.')

Australia's finest son: Corey Delaney

A Guy who is taking the 'heartsrevolution' too seriously, ended up getting a HEART tattoo on his palm, and now traps at least 5 people per day in conversations about his quirky tattoo. You might have known him as the guy in highschool who always mentioned that 'the last time he shaved was _ months ago.'

A thirsty AZN who didn't want to pay for a bottle of Fiji Water.

Pix by SHARK VS BEAR

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5zTmAw60Qw&rel=1]
Corey Delaney is famous, mainly due to
a) the Australian version of A Current Affair's quality journalism
b) THE BLOGOSPHERE
c) Message Boarding losers
d) DIGG FAGGS
e) Corey's own desire to strengthen his personal brand
f) OTHER (CMMNT ur Response)

FAMOUS YELLOW GLASSES

M1557 has left a new comment on your post "Send the party kid a friend request":

Dont know how i managed to stumble upon this shit stain, although searching the internet it is quite common to step in the occasional pile of complete and utter shit excuse for a web page.

That fucking moron that your idolising as a god is a waste of space, and un Australian low life emo fuck.

What a trooper, wearing wide framed shit bag sunglasses and calling himself a party animal.

HA! PLEASE PULL MY OTHER FUCKING LEG BEFORE IT FALLS OFF!

This guy couldnt host a mediocre party if River fucking Pheonix crawled from the fucking grave and suplied the drugs.

You realy should decorate this page with a wallpaper of pubic hair, so that any moron that happens to find this page can realise what it is in life that they are missing out on.

Corey Delaney AKA Corey Worthington is doing his best to take his career to the next level.

Here are some PARTY KID links

1. Apparently he goes by COREY DELANEY when it comes to throwing parties.
http://www.myspace.com/coreydelaneythepartyman

2. There is this Adsense loaded website that may or may not have been made by Corey Delaney. http://coreydelaney.com/

3. These amazing pictures.