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Chloe Sevigny spotted canoodling courtside at Knicks game with Alex Frankel of Holy Ghost!


Chloe Sevigny is 'a regular' at Knicks games, sitting courtside 2 improve her visible, consumer-facing New Yorker brand. Last year, she was spotted sitting with DJ Pauly D. It seems like she is a real NBA connoisseur, relieved that the lockout ended, but potentially still angry about the way the league handled the Chris Paul trade due to their ownership of the New Orleans Hornets.

Ur bangs look god, bb!

At last night's game between the New York Knicks and the Toronto Raptors, she was spotted canoodling with Alex Frankel, the 'frontman' of the popular buzzband Holy Ghost! It seems as if Alex Frankel is taking his personal brand 2 such great heights, slowly taking over DFA Records now that James Murphy has 'retired' in order to attain a 'bottles and models' lifestyle. This is exactly the type of buzz that 2k12 needed. We NEED a fresh new alt couple that can prove that alt relationships can stay strong now that Ben Gibbard and Zooey Deschanel 'went down the shitter.'

Oh Alex...
U make me s0 wet...

U soak my panties...
When I listen 2 ur mp3s...
I wanna sit courtside with u...

The Knicks lost the game to the Raptors, proving that no matter how buzzworthy the crowd is, u still need a complete team in order to win an NBA game.

Are Chloe Sevigny and Alex Frankel the hottest new couple in alt?
Did Holy Ghost! have one of the top albums of 2k11?
Is Alex Frankel the hottest indie hunk in indie electro?
Do u want to sit courtside in a relevant alt relationship?
Is the NBA 'mnstrm' or the alt-est American sport?
Will we ever see Win Butler and Regine sitting courtside at an NBA game?
Do u want 2 canoodle with Chloe Sevigny?

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Chloe Sevigny spotted canoodling with DJ Pauly D

Chloe Sevigny

Alternative Celebrity, Alternative Entrepreneur

Chloe Sevigny is an alternative actress and model. She is famous for 'being alt hot' and giving Vincent Gallo a BJ on camera.

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Holy Ghost!

Buzzband, DJ

Alex Frankel & Nick Millhiser are the popular buzzband Holy Ghost!

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Grizzly Bear's Chris Taylor sits courtside at Knicks game


During Monday night's epic NBA Basketball game between the New York Knicks and the Boston Celtics, there was a suprising indie celebrity sitting courtside: Chris Taylor from Grizzly Bear and Terrible Records. Knicks courtside tickets probably cost at least $40k per seat, so we assume that he is making mad indie buzz dollars, or he was 'gifted' the seats by a relevant mainstream celeb who traded him for indie cred.

Unfortunately, since he is not mainstream famous enough, the above picture is the only image captured of him in the seats. You have to give him props for having some alt glasses that he wasn't ashamed to wear so he could really consume the high level NBA action like a true fan.

"U look good, bb!" -The Mainstreamer

The news was confirmed by Terrible Records official twitter.

You sort of get the feeling that Chris Taylor is becoming 'the most famous-est member' of Grizzly Bear because he has kept his solo career going in the meantime by starting a record label, producing the hit 2k10 Twin Shadow album, and even throwing down a sponsored collab with Solange Knowles [link]. There has got to be 'tons of tension' with the band, especially with indie diva Edward Droste, who many have regarded as 'the front man' of Grizzly Bear. Especially because he was named one of New York City's 50 Most Sexiest Relevant Humans [link].

Do u think there is 'tension' within Grizzly Bear over who is the famous-est, most important member?
Who is the keutest member of the Grizzly Bears?
Is Chris Taylor building buzz for his solo record?
Would Grizzly Bear 'be nothing' without Chris Taylor?
IS there a growing rift inside of #TeamGrizzBear?
Who will win the NBA Championship?
What do u think Chris Taylor thinks abt the Knicks chemistry after the Carmelo Anthony trade?
What do u think Ed Droste thinks abt the Celtics chemistry after the Kendrick Perkins trade?
Who will win the NBA MVP?
Who will win the NBA Championship?

Jay-Z and Beyonce sit courtside 2 prove they are richer than u

by the UlTiMaTe LaMeStReAmER!!!


Yall! Look at African American rapper Jay-Z and Beyonce sitting courtside @ a New Jersey Nets game. Jay-Z apparently owns the team bc he is really rich from white ppl wanting to be in2 rap.

Ughhh I am so jeal of Beyonce for being so effing flawless. If I wore leggings, u'd probably see a little bit of cottage cheese because I have put on some weight in recent years, tbh :-(

But ya I don't really like sports. My exBF used to just sit around and drink beer and watch sports and ignore me... so let's just say I'm a bit scarred. At first he tried 2 explain 2 me what the rules were but then he just said I was dumb and told me to go make him a sandwich :-(

I hope Beyonce gets 2 drag him 2 romantic comedies #romcoms

<3 <3 <3 Crazy in Love Lovers <3 <3 <3

Rihanna Who?
Kanye Who!

#staytogetherforthekids

Kanye West sits courtside at an NBA game to remind ppl of his 10.0

kanye west courtside nba knicks lakers
I just saw this picture of Kanye West sitting courtside at a relevant NBA game. Not sure when this happened, but if I had to guess, he did this bc he was really jealous of the Arcade Fire winning "Album of the Year" at the Grammys, so he sorta just wanted to remind people that he is one of the only artists in history to get a perfect 10.0 from Pitchfork Media. He is probs like "Any1 can get a Grammy... Talk 2 me when u break the 9.6 barrier."

It looks like he went with popular tween singer Selena Gomez.

Here he is talking 2 some rich white bro who probably kill himself if he only made as much money as Kanye makes per year

Do u think he was for the Knicks or the Lakers?
Is he 'jealous of the Arcade Fire' or 'proud of them'?
Do u think he will purchase the stems to "Wake Up" so he can meaningfully rap over its anthemic sounds?
Will Win Butler sing background vox on an upcoming Kanye song?
Who is 'the King of Indie'?
Who is 'more overrated' (by the mainstream & by alts): Kanye West or the Arcade Fire?

Chloe Sevigny spotted canoodling with DJ Pauly D


Chloe Sevigny is known as one of the most authentic alternative actresses/altbaguettes in the entire world right now. DJ Pauly D is a filthy guido who 'got famous' after the success of the hit television show Jersey Shore. Now he is a high-priced DJ who probably makes 'mad bank' [via club owners with 2 much money 2 waste].

It seems like they chilled out 2gether at a New York Knicks basketball game. Not sure if they are dating, or if she is probably just 'down 2 fuck' [via guido fantasies]. Anyways, it is 'great blog fodder' so u can just say that they were 'canoodling' and let every1 be all like 'omg can't believe this happened. w0rldz are t0tally c0lliding.'

Do u think they are 'dating'?
Do they have 'mad chemistry'?

Does Pauly D 'get' why Chloe is 'mad hot' in an alt kind of way?
Do all white women just want to be penetrated by African or guidos?

Wonder what they talked abt. Maybe they were like "Amare Stoudamire is way better than Pattie Ewings."

R u gonna turn guido so that u can d8 Chloe Sevigny?
Is Pauly D dating Chloe Sevigny just 2 get alternative credibility in the DJ scene?
Is Chloe Seviggers just d8ing this guido 2 get more mainstream press?
Is Pauly D a 'killer DJ' [via SICK breakdowns]?
Do u think their relaish will last?
Are the Knicks 'for real' or will they just get eliminated by the Celtics / Heat / Magic / Bulls?
Who will win the NBA Championship?
Are Knicks games 'more alt' than Lakers games [via courtside celebs]?

Chloe Sevigny

Alternative Celebrity, Alternative Entrepreneur

Chloe Sevigny is an alternative actress and model. She is famous for 'being alt hot' and giving Vincent Gallo a BJ on camera.

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DJ Pauly D

Meme, DJ

Pauly D is a filthy guido from the popular MTV show Jersey Shore.

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